💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Piglinson is not having a good time right now, I can smell the sweat from his fat fingers all the way from Milwaukee,
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PS2 Nishiki said:
Get ready, kids! Coming to KiwiFarms Jr. is Patrick Pig! Join Fatrick and friends on his adventures as he fights the stalker childs all over the state of Wisconsin. Stay tuned for more episodes!
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It was so good and then the pig squeals made my sides go fully into orbit. Looking forward to a future episode where Patrick Pig encounters the police.
 
Oh he is agitated right now, flailing between PRISONSTALKER to trolls and NOCHILD to normies within fucking seconds of eachother and he is still fucking going
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EDIT: full exchange of the top CHIIIILD post
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It really does surprise me even now how much of an unfathomable fucking asshole pat is
 
Judge Holden said:
Still doesnt explain why the portly pig prick found his xeets
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Dan quote-shared Jim's post the other day. He keeps an eye on his trolls via alts, if understand correctly. Pat probably doesn't know who Jim even is, just sees that someone is planning to stream about him and is taking it about as poorly as possible. And now, potentially, thousands of people who had never heard of Tomlinson, are about to learn...
 
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Judge Holden said:
I felt the fatxeet-activated vibrating orb I previously installed up my pooper start a-buzzin and it seems the pig is chain-CHILDing again
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EDIT: Hello this is Judge Holden's live-in carer. My client is currently lying naked and squealing in a puddle of his own ejaculate and fecal discharge, babbling about the buzzing in his bottom and in between grunts and sobs of painpleasure he asked me to post the following screenshot and get him another bucket of shredded cheese. I hope the rest of you are living more productive lives than my fat, retarded, hairless, and yet boyishly fuckable mealticket
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I think you and @Baby Yoda would get along. You should PM him.
 
AngeloTheWizard said:
I need to reiterate this. Dobson has been MIA since before...fuck, didn't he disappear pre Trump administration? Or really soon after? Pretty sure it was Pre Covid. And we once called in a wellness check on the dude! He won because he didn't play, or at least, stopped playing. And he sits, with an inactive thread to this day.

Patrick never will, we know this. We're amazed he changed his number. The winning move is not to play but he never will.
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With Dobson, a cow so notorious i heard of him many years before i ever knew KF existed, i can only assume that he died to be this level of off the radar. It's uncanny how he fell off the face of the world otherwise, it's not like he had anything going on offline in the slightest whatsoever. Only other prolific cow that disappeared like that who i can think of is Shmorky.
 
MilkThePig said:
He always pulls the "you're stupid/gullible" when people are shown proof of what a lunatic he is. God is he hateable (fat too).
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>Be me
>Normie on xitter
>Stumble upon a man arguing with his toilet
>Dafuq?
>Tell him it's an obvious troll, stop engaging
>"nO, chilD, it's a criminal cyber stalker cultist child."
>Wut
>The toilet contacts me
>"Patrick is a fat loser who sued his trolls and lost and is in deep denial about it"
>wat
>The toilet presents evidence of his stupidity
>Watt
>Ask Patrick if this is true
>"i'm SORRRy you'rE so gullIble, cHilD."
>Tell Patrick the toilet is presenting court documents
>"nO he Isn'T"
>It links right to the court website
>"THat's JUst youR delUsions agaiN, ChILd"
>What he hell, he threatened to murder his own wife and daughter
>"Wrong again, child. You are mEnTallY iLl, chiLd. Seek help."
>This can't be real, this has to be a joke.
>The toilet sends more info
>Sweet peas in a pod, it's real. All of it.
>He really is insane.
>I gotta show my buddies, they'll never believe this.
>Patrick's infamy grows
 
My sides :story:
Fatrick is a literal child. This is what we all did in elementary. Make up a lie that some other kid stole/did something to hurt them, and have it backfire immediately because you were a dumb kid unable to lie properly.
This is quite possibly one of my top favorite Fatrick oinks. Just when you think he can't get more retarded he defies us all and graces us with toddler lies and logic.
 
Judge Holden said:
I made the mistake of checking on his threads and I accidentally stumbled across a descending three layer cosmic hell of smugfuck shitty writers being LOL SO RANDOM AND GOOFY GUIZ
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Pretty sure I am now unfit for a christian burial after seeing this, and now so are all of you, I am just lucky that Wil Wheaton didnt show up or I would have turned into a pillar of salt
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Chuck Wendig doesn't ever get to make fun of other people's writing advice, considering the absolute slop he's word-vomited out over the years and how he thinks Lord of the Rings sucks.

Also, Pat would totally attempt to eat the entire moon if it was made of fine mozzarella like he puts on his pepperoni pizzas.
 
Judge Holden said:
I felt the fatxeet-activated vibrating orb I previously installed up my pooper start a-buzzin and it seems the pig is chain-CHILDing again
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EDIT: Hello this is Judge Holden's live-in carer. My client is currently lying naked and squealing in a puddle of his own ejaculate and fecal discharge, babbling about the buzzing in his bottom and in between grunts and sobs of painpleasure he asked me to post the following screenshot and get him another bucket of shredded cheese. I hope the rest of you are living more productive lives than my fat, retarded, hairless, and yet boyishly fuckable mealticket
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It's great because all that stuff from this morning absolutely means that Pat woke up with a colossal hangover, even for his standards. The kind of hangover where you crawl out of bed and knock back a couple or five just to chase the ghouls away.
Here's what he was up to last night, while the buzz was still buzzin. Honestly I'm just gonna put it under a spoiler cause there was so damn much of it.

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Notice him trotting out some of his best old standbys... Robert Porngay, $0 judgment, muh SWATTTTTTing. Ah, just like the good old days
 
Judge Holden said:
....whut....oh my god....oh jesus

So in this latest xeetchain there was a random one which simply said "you're mentally ill"

I found this a lil odd because there was no PRISONCHILD or LESLAAAAY or other familiar fat catchphrases so I looked on it, and a horrifyingly funny realisation hit me
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This xeet did not tag him, did not directly mention him, and has in fact never xeeted him
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Which means that fatrick might actually be searching not only for his name on xitter but for any post that contains some combo of "stalker", "child", and "prison", especially since this xeet was 2 days old

If this is true than the behind the scenes logistics on how much time he spends NOCHILDing on social media due to having to search and locate and identify offending xeets before responding to them has just grown immensely

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Tubby is back to making friends with normies
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(:_(tfw we will never get a metokur/tomlinson killstream bloodsports episode.
 
Plum Smuggler said:
A civilian innocently replies to Fat. A Patposter is born.
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Pat attempts to dunk on his follower count.
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This makes me smile because way back when this was *exactly* how I first encountered fat with a long deleted/suspended xitter account I was using to partake in the historical shitflingin before and after the great 2016 happenings

I randomly came accross him in the wild being a fat retard and called him a fat retard and I received NOCHILDing of my very own and I distinctly remember early 2017 taking to chat to talk about how bittersweet it was for a cow with so much potential to be lost in the seemingly infinite tide of political xitter cows during those times. Hell, im brettysure some of my interactions with him might have found their way on to various "fatrick xeeting retarded/creepy/autistic shit" collages, although sadly I got no way of proving it. To see him become such a bountiful cow in his own right has been nothing short of beautiful and is one of the main reasons why I regularly post about one day going to milwaukee, jumping him when he goes to take out the trash, and then violently yet skillfully cornholing him right there in the street until the weathered asphault flows a patriotic red white and brown, all while local pepperoni americans record the footage to upload to worldstarhiphop.com while making assorted "sheeeit shawty" noises

What i'm trying to say is that each normie, anon or non-anon who gets exposed to the fat treatment may well turn into a life long patposter because he is just that fucking fascinatingly loathesome

EDIT: oh my fucking god he is actually telling the normies he is NOCHILDing about the fucking patposters...
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Can you fucking imagine how fucking confused these people are feeling right now?

If he mentions the lawn chairs or the pepperoni I swear to god im buying a plane ticket to Wisconsin and ordering a large bucket of Cialis and an even larger bucket of Metamucil to be there waiting for me when I disembark and make a beeline for east Milwaukee
 
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