April picks Nick as her divorce lawyer and she ends up having to pay Aaron alimony for the next 470,000 years. She ends up creating her own failing “radio on the internet, very kewel!” podcast called “THE HIGH HEELS MORNING HOUR” and she has to grift and beg for superberries to pay Aaron’s alimony payments.
He's literally cucking him. Aaron is a literal cuck.
I don't know about that. She's pretty rough and on top of that desperate enough to settle for a twitching limp-dicked skeletal weirdo like Nick who looks like death and is married on top of that.
He should literally just give them a gif. Of him wearing the Balldo.
Nick's of course.
That's hard.
Good luck getting Gollum out of bed. Not even her own kids can do that.
Imagine being such a loser that your skeletal addict tattoo'd wife that you left your much better wife, and kids, for is divorcing your ass.
I'd honestly say Nick's at this point because other than the few completely unironic fans of Ralph, they mostly know they're watching a retard self-destruct. Nick's fans are so utterly fucking delusional they can watch this idiotic faggot mumbling and slurring his way through an unintelligible video, staring wildly at ceiling cats and corner demons, twitching and shaking and guzzling whiskey by the flagon, and seriously not think "gee maybe this guy has a problem."
When the corner demon thing was being discussed there was some speculation (both in the thread, and in DMs) that April might be looking for a spot on Nick's show. Either as a co-host, or in some some off-camera staff capacity.
Nick's are way more delusional.
Holy shit it all makes sense nowHe was probably hoping idiots would sign up or renew Locals in anticipation of these 14 streams. Superchats are WAY down. Contract is almost certainly non-existent.
Sad thing is, it wouldn't exactly surprise me if it actually worked to some small degree. His remaining crop of fans are really the dumbest of the dumb. Some of them STILL think they're getting their 5k Locals gift. Or that they're not getting it because of Monty (LOL).
Technically, he could still make it. Barely. Counting tonight, there are 15 weeknights left in the month. He wouldn't even have to do weekends or double up to meet the 14 show goal. Yet. That changes comes Wednesday.
But honestly, when was last time he demonstrated the consistency to pull something like this off?
The problem with the hypothetical Rekieta divorce arc is I sometimes wonder how realistic it is. Sometimes I wonder if they're content with their dysfunctionality.
Say what you want about April, but Aaron treated her like absolute garbage "on air" repeatedly, and she seems to have enough self-respect to where she won't infinitely put up with Aaron's bullshit.
With Kayla, there's just so much we don't know. We can really only speculate.
Ok, I'll concede. Nick can win Lolcow of the Year again if he becomes April's divorce lawyer and she winds up getting the death sentence somehow.
Honestly, the more realistic situation is Nick getting life without parole or the death penalty for contempt by not showing up and then bitching out the judges for being piece of shit.
Laughter is the best medicine except if you have niggerAIDS like Nick.
Short? No.
For now it's still Ralph. Nicky had his Dear John moment but Ralph doxed and tried to get his paypigs fired many times.
Disagree, he is bread crumbing Nick on purpose because he is seething over being cucked. He will continue to trickle out gossip as long as he can because it is his way of getting revenge from the cuck.(broadcasting)chair.As utter shit as STMS is, Aaron isn't a incoherent mess. In fact, he's been actually quite informative for the Farms. Albeit unintentionally.
Hear me now, believe me later.