💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Bland Crumbs]

A hangover in your 20's you wake up feeling like shit then it gets progressively better.
After 30-35 you wake up feeling fine but then it gets progressively worse as the day gets longer.

Pretty sure Nick is at the I don't get hungover because I never stop drinking phase of life.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I was away from this thread for at least 2 months, and man... All these unfocused drunken ramblings, slurred speech and weird bad jokes are just awful to watch. It's clear to me that he'll never find success again in streaming if he continues to drink during his streams.

And it seems like he found a friend in alcohol to escape from something within his life. What could he be escaping from is up to conjecture though. Could it be the downfall of his late peak streaming numbers and the perspective that he will never get the taste of the success that once was? Or maybe something more personal, like his relationship with Our Wife dying out (I almost never see him using his engagement ring anymore), or some of his children got some morbid chronic disease?

It really seems to me that something more is happening at his personal life that he choose to not be public about.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This is one of his go-to deflections now. It's always some variation of "people see a part of your life and then assume everything about it." The obvious response is "yes, retard, that's human nature." Perception is reality, especially when there's an obvious on-screen character change. But he has this idea that it's inevitably going to happen and there's nothing he can do to change it.

If he doesn’t want us to think he’s a rambling drunk maybe he should show up sober on streams and not drink

But that would be FUNNY and WEIRD so he should own the farms by having another drink and show he’s above us prudes

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

It really seems to me that something more is happening at his personal life that he choose to not be public about.

It's pretty obvious to me that it's the streaming itself that was the problem. Nick found moderate success that built up over time. Then virtually overnight he became a top tier YouTuber making millions and competing with cable TV and getting featured even on 6 o clock news. The success went to his head and it brought up new problems. His wife certainly doesn't seem to like what he turned into but the new cushy lifestyle got her to stop trying to fix it. So fuck it, she's fat, lazy, and her body is ruined according to Nick. Might as well pop pills and not eat. Nick isn't going to stop streaming just because it's causing problems for their marriage. I'm 1000% convinced what caused this downward spiral is that Nick couldn't cope with success. Their straining relationship is probably what's spiraled Nick downwards further and further and further. Once the CUCKING and swinging happened, there was no going back. The CUCKING was what broke him.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This part of him is so insufferable that I'm MATI. It didn't make me want to touch the cow. It makes me want to punch the cow.

Obligatory 'don't'. Mockery and laughter is the best cure for MATI or Internet Sadz.

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This is one of his go-to deflections now. It's always some variation of "people see a part of your life and then assume everything about it." The obvious response is "yes, retard, that's human nature." Perception is reality, especially when there's an obvious on-screen character change. But he has this idea that it's inevitably going to happen and there's nothing he can do to change it.

That's 100% not the case. If people are starting to doubt your own words, that is a personal failure. When you have a large audience, you have a social contract where people trust you and you maintain that trust by being candid and honest. When you fail to keep up your end of the contract, you lose that trust, and people no longer believe what you have to say. When people doubt you when you lie to their fucking faces about even something as simple as "being in the best shape of [your] life", that is a reflection of your own failure in maintaining trust with your audience. I can't tell if he's just rationalising and deflecting or he really is that fucking stupid that he doesn't understand this; for someone who likes to chastise others for not getting social interactions, he can't understand one of the most basic aspects of it.

"The impression that people get will eventually become the reality." When you consistently give people the same impression, they believe that's who you are. Why is he saying that like it wouldn't be true?

"Based on everything I've seen of this guy acting like an asshole I can believe he's an asshole." This is how life works. This is how people work. Some people only use 1 impression to formulate their opinion of someone. Most people use multiple interactions to judge someone's character. Nick acting like it's so WEIRD for people to judge him based on their impression of him over YEARS is truly mind boggling.

He is putting the 'NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!' of a cringy goth emo adolescent...

People can only judge you on what you put out there. If you want to change that, maybe put something different out there in more volume?

I am sure some my mates have some FUNNY and WEIRD sex kinks, but they don't blast them out at all, and I think they are decent people. Asking someone to UNDERSTAND and ACCEPT all of you is reserved for your romantic partner, your God, and yourself.

I was away from this thread for at least 2 months, and man... All these unfocused drunken ramblings, slurred speech and weird bad jokes are just awful to watch. It's clear to me that he'll never find success again in streaming if he continues to drink during his streams.

And it seems like he found a friend in alcohol to escape from something within his life. What could he be escaping from is up to conjecture though. Could it be the downfall of his late peak streaming numbers and the perspective that he will never get the taste of the success that once was? Or maybe something more personal, like his relationship with Our Wife dying out (I almost never see him using his engagement ring anymore), or some of his children got some morbid chronic disease?

It really seems to me that something more is happening at his personal life that he choose to not be public about.

I think he excuses it as part of the show image. He would be better off without it, but the addicted mind will make an excuse that he 'has to do it' for the show.

 

[victor lasagna]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxmW-nHUhrjioKYloF7bYElrqhoIz3gwiJ?si=NepEoLKtPJoHnPhi

April is divorcing Aaron. Copes include: she doesnt mean that much, this is no big deal, Melton actually loses for predicting this because I'm not actually sad. He concedes she has been gone for awhile.

I think its beyond a doubt now that April was at the Rekietas and in the corner. Rekieta's marriage counseling seems to work as well as his litigation.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@AnOminous Moral relativism was the wrong word, but he’s very much in the justifying his actions and then downplaying the outcomes by playing word games with the words “harm”, “neglect”, “emotional abuse”, “AIDS+”, and “addiction”.

I can’t believe the fat retards on the fat retard podcast even managed to notice Rekieta’s slide into drug abuse while everyone around Rekieta is blissfully unaware.

Juju is the most disgusting. Fucking greasy hair, alcohol bloated face, spit coming out as he stammers out a laugh at how he doesn’t know anything about Nick. Tries to make a fat joke only for the zombified remains of his conscience to grab at him and cause it to fumble making him sound weak compared to Wings.

 

[RotPockets]

I can’t believe the fat retards on the fat retard podcast even managed to notice Rekieta’s slide into drug abuse while everyone around Rekieta is blissfully unaware.

I think fat people start off noticing everyone’s weight fluctuating as a way of comparing themselves to others but eventually it evolves into judging them for edibility. Like grading beef, Nick probably started around Select but has withered to Canner Grade.

“Nick looks gristly would not stew.”
-fats (2024)

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

This is one of his go-to deflections now. It's always some variation of "people see a part of your life and then assume everything about it." The obvious response is "yes, retard, that's human nature." Perception is reality, especially when there's an obvious on-screen character change. But he has this idea that it's inevitably going to happen and there's nothing he can do to change it.

lmfao it reads almost as if rekeita has a warp entity tied to him like in warhammer 40k, Rekeita the Godling of Drink and by our paying attention to, gossiping, viewing, and assuming we bring his existence closer to reality and give him more power over poor regular nick rekeita

 

[Captain Manning]

I think its beyond a doubt now that April was at the Rekietas and in the corner. Rekieta's marriage counseling seems to work as well as his litigation.

I don't think you can say it's a slam dunk, but I do personally believe the corner demon is probably her. At least in part. The timeline fits perfectly. See @Balldo's Gate corner demon writeup. The speculation was that she was spending her time at Nick's to get away from Aaron. Aaron apparently admits that... yes... she's been gone this whole time.

Will be interesting to see which one Nick gets in the divorce.

One thing is for damn sure though: Assuming this divorce isn't kayfabe horseshit, I don't think you're gonna get a hot tub stream with the four of them ever again. Would be funny if Nick were hoping that was gonna be his 14 Locals streams in May.

EDIT: Elaboration.

 

[AnOminous]

It really seems to me that something more is happening at his personal life that he choose to not be public about.

I think it really just is that he's such a narcissistic cocksucker he seriously believes being held to any normal human standards whatsoever is outrageous persecution. He's just that much of an absolute piece of shit.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I can’t believe the fat retards on the fat retard podcast even managed to notice Rekieta’s slide into drug abuse while everyone around Rekieta is blissfully unaware.

Juju is not unaware. The guy actively delights in seeing people spiral and encourages it. Look at Ralph and Vaedophile.

 

[AnOminous]

I think he excuses it as part of the show image. He would be better off without it, but the addicted mind will make an excuse that he 'has to do it' for the show.

He's pretty much right at this point. Anyone who has stuck around this long has no expectation that this drunken retard is going to say anything insightful or informative. They're just there to watch the drunken fuckup slur and mumble his way through retardation like some kind of fucking circus geek or clown.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He's so awful that people that see him try to get sober or do better. But not him, he only gets worse.

 

[TheButcherknight]

No LOCALS. his last post was on Friday:

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He said what at least 15 this month right ? lol

 

[AnOminous]

No LOCALS. his last post was on Friday:

Another lie from Nick. I don't know why he even bothers lying about how he's going to do stuff that he never does. Why? Just to add another pile of bullshit to the mountain?

 

[Pedophobe]

Another lie from Nick. I don't know why he even bothers lying about how he's going to do stuff that he never does. Why? Just to add another pile of bullshit to the mountain?

Duper's Delight. He gets off on tricking people into thinking falsehoods might be real. The more blatant the lie the more it amuses him.

 

[Peace Through Power]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxmW-nHUhrjioKYloF7bYElrqhoIz3gwiJ?si=NepEoLKtPJoHnPhi

April is divorcing Aaron. Copes include: she doesnt mean that much, this is no big deal, Melton actually loses for predicting this because I'm not actually sad. He concedes she has been gone for awhile.

I think its beyond a doubt now that April was at the Rekietas and in the corner. Rekieta's marriage counseling seems to work as well as his litigation.

So April hangs out with Nick in the middle of the night, in a soundproofed room, while Kayla is sleeping.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxmW-nHUhrjioKYloF7bYElrqhoIz3gwiJ?si=NepEoLKtPJoHnPhi

April is divorcing Aaron. Copes include: she doesnt mean that much, this is no big deal, Melton actually loses for predicting this because I'm not actually sad. He concedes she has been gone for awhile.

I think its beyond a doubt now that April was at the Rekietas and in the corner. Rekieta's marriage counseling seems to work as well as his litigation.

Wow I'm shocked a marriage built of cheating on his pregnant wife would get a divorce. If she cheats with you she cheats on you right? Wonder what happened. Also he was punching well above his weight with April and I think he knew it. Overall Im just glad he's "okay" and accepts it. Seems like it works out overall, just nasty to see a public divorce where they go knives out. But then again who knows whats going on behind closed doors.

 

[DumbDude43]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxmW-nHUhrjioKYloF7bYElrqhoIz3gwiJ?si=NepEoLKtPJoHnPhi

April is divorcing Aaron. Copes include: she doesnt mean that much, this is no big deal, Melton actually loses for predicting this because I'm not actually sad. He concedes she has been gone for awhile.

I think its beyond a doubt now that April was at the Rekietas and in the corner. Rekieta's marriage counseling seems to work as well as his litigation.

called it haha

now the big question is which one of them will keep hanging out with nick and which one will go away.
will april become nicks concubine?
or will aaron become his gay lover?