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MongInTheMirror said:
No really though, why is that?? The cannibals, the people into weird poop stuff, the nightclubs in old Berlin industrial buildings where people wee on each other... what is it with Germans and weird sex stuff in general?
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It's due to being buck broken by foreign powers as a result of losing two world wars in the previous century.
 
MongInTheMirror said:
I just can't stop laughing at the top comment under this on YouTube:

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No really though, why is that?? The cannibals, the people into weird poop stuff, the nightclubs in old Berlin industrial buildings where people wee on each other... what is it with Germans and weird sex stuff in general?

That said, there's something about the deadpan autistic male German delivery here that makes the subject matter 10,000% more funny.
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It’s their inborn culture. These are the same people that brought you Kafka and Nietzsche. And Freud, and the Romantics, Sturm und Drang, Goethe’s fatalistic tragic heroes who can’t save anyone or anything, and Wagner’s Ring Cycle. They’re obsessive about privacy because they all have deep dark secrets hidden behind those weird window shutters, and they distract themselves from the intrusive, disquieting thoughts of violence and sexual perversion by getting super picky about trains arriving on time to the minute, a 2nd person pronoun that always puts you on notice where you stand with a given person, heavy drinking and obsessively sorting their trash.

Agamemnon Busmalis said:
It's due to being buck broken by foreign powers as a result of losing two world wars in the previous century.
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No, this problem well predates 1909. It’s known known about them, like the flavor of Roquefort cheese. Either you can like them for what they are or not, but no use pretending you don’t know.
 
Stan said:
No, this problem well predates 1909. It’s known known about them, like the flavor of Roquefort cheese. Either you can like them for what they are or not, but no use pretending you don’t know.
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True, they've always been shit-eating, destructive barbarians and an utter burden on the rest of Europe. I wish Varus had kept his legions in tighter formation.
 
Stan said:
getting super picky about trains arriving on time to the minute, a 2nd person pronoun that always puts you on notice where you stand with a given person, heavy drinking and obsessively sorting their trash.
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Deutsche Bahn hasn't been punctual in decades, people need to update this stereotype, different levels of politeness are quite common in other languages as well, but fair enough about the trash sorting.
 
Geraldine said:
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Ah nonbinary. The gender where someone can present as a man or a woman, but still claim the label because said person claims to be one. Yet nobody in the trans community can come up with a definition for what the fuck it is.
 
Jacques1194 said:
Ah nonbinary. The gender where someone can present as a man or a woman, but still claim the label because said person claims to be one. Yet nobody in the trans community can come up with a definition for what the fuck it is.
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The word vomit from that retard just further proves that these people need a label to make themselves feel unique. Heaven forbid someone just be a normal functioning Straight White Male.

Your sexual or gender identity isn't a personality trait. There's a reason why most people tend to have problems only with the homos that act super flamboyant about it.
 
Jacques1194 said:
Ah nonbinary. The gender where someone can present as a man or a woman, but still claim the label because said person claims to be one. Yet nobody in the trans community can come up with a definition for what the fuck it is.
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It's not even performative.
They may fail as human beings, but there's no way to fail being nonbinary by not passing.
Looking weird is common among them but not a requirement.
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
yes, he has autism
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Is this a Pooner or do they just have lower testosterone than Dylan Mylvaney?
I know they have fucking brain damage, I've never heard anyone say they "like the taste" of fucking Bud Lite, even before it became non grata Troon Water, it always tasted like piss. It was the sort of thing College dudebro's would buy because 24 cases were on offer.
And fucking White Claw?
Its the first time I've heard anyone buy it to drink and not as target practice...
 
Procrastinhater said:
Is this a Pooner or do they just have lower testosterone than Dylan Mylvaney?
I know they have fucking brain damage, I've never heard anyone say they "like the taste" of fucking Bud Lite, even before it became non grata Troon Water, it always tasted like piss. It was the sort of thing College dudebro's would buy because 24 cases were on offer.
And fucking White Claw?
Its the first time I've heard anyone buy it to drink and not as target practice...
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as far as i’m aware, it’s a dude who is some autistic kid that got famous from reviewing energy drinks

all he does is make content about daily life and how much he loves drinking bud light which devolved into the comments section calling him a tranny drinking the troon juice
 
This is tranny Ls not gay Ls, so I'm moving it along.
This one is in the category "I didn't know they stacked cope so high"
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But not all is sweetness in troon-land.
Teaser:
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TroonFiringSquad said:
The word vomit from that retard just further proves that these people need a label to make themselves feel unique. Heaven forbid someone just be a normal functioning Straight White Male.
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Every other girl in my college classes was "enby", even the girliest ones who wore lash extensions and pancake makeup everyday. No idea what the fuck they thought they were trying to do* (actually, I do...but it's dumb.)
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
True, they've always been shit-eating, destructive barbarians and an utter burden on the rest of Europe. I wish Varus had kept his legions in tighter formation.
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Swedish drink is often classified as a torture that Swedish troops used on Germans, but it was actually a method for bribing Germans with all the shit they could handle.
 
Geraldine said:
It's not even performative.
They may fail as human beings, but there's no way to fail being nonbinary by not passing.
Looking weird is common among them but not a requirement.
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I know some truscum get really miffed when enbies present overwhelmingly masculine/feminine (even worse if it’s just a woman/man making no effort to not look like a woman/man, and slapping the enby title on. I find they forgive it a bit more if you’re “GNC.”)

They like to think that if you don’t strive for a complete androgynous sexless look, then you’re just an attention seeker.
Truscum are hardly the prominent alphabet voice though.
 
Procrastinhater said:
And fucking White Claw?
Its the first time I've heard anyone buy it to drink and not as target practice...
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White Claw is useful if you are trying to get White Girl Wasted at the river in the summertime without dying of dehydration or heat stroke. That is its only use other than target practice if you run out of watermelons for some reason.
 
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