📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Yeah. Right. I can't even fathom the actual incident that spawned the above exercise in literal embellishment.
 
The pooners and their giga-XXL packers might be even more delusional and out of touch with reality than your average tranny. Any experience with real men at all and they would know that even among those who have a genuine horsecock when erect 99% don't have a 24/7 visible, extremely noticeable bulge.
 
Mellow Malevolent said:
But no society on earth has ever worked the way trans liberation reddit "communists" imagine their utopia. That shit would crash within days, not decades.
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I never get sick of the people who claim benefits or sponge off a partner or family because their depression&anxiety(tm) makes them too "disabled" to work, yet claim to be in favor of communism and seem convinced they'd somehow be in a better relative position in a communist system. I think this can be explained by a kindergarten level understanding of politics/history informed solely by current-year partisan shit-flinging on social media. They infer communism must be good, ackshually, after hearing conservatives call far left liberals a bunch of commies or use terms like "cultural Marxism", despite having no idea what their criticism even is or why they're calling them that. Not all of these people are some flavor of tranny, but the Venn diagram ain't that far from being a circle, either. I'm sure you can all see how people who are rigid black-and-white thinkers, piss poor at seeing the big picture, terminally online, highly prone to social contagion, and generally Dunning-Kruger retarded enough to believe an estrogen script can transform their Great Khali looking ass into a cute animu girl are fairly likely to also be the people who sperg about communism at length but are unaware of it having anything to do with "work".
 
Not 6 Foot said:
I really wish I could see some of this good old fashioned fire and brimstone hate speech actually happen. Around here we just get people calling them faggots.
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It’s that balance between making something up that sounds like they’re being oppressed, but not having their made-up antagonist say something actually offensive.
majorplayer said:
I hear Rachel McKinnon has some room
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Not since he put on all that weight.
 
barbie meat said:
I mean, you're not wrong. And as women we are aware of this unless we're incredibly naïve. The hope is that we can garner enough respect and humanity in the eyes of other people that they see us as more than just a body to be used, that they see our virtues and what we can contribute to society. Maybe it's 🌈 of us, but it's still a hope that women have, and a tranny will never understand this. They actively covet and seek out this objectification.
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I mean I'm not constantly thinking about fucking every woman I meet because Im not a teenager or in my 20's anymore.
I don't miss being a teenager either tbh. I'm way happier now. And I don't even live in my car anymore.
Besides I'm married, if you have a wife at home and you're still trying to get into every womans pants you meet either your wife is a fucking monster and you should leave her or you're a fucking asshole and she should leave you.
Geraldine said:
Perhaps an exaggeration of a real confrontation?
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Thats a cool story. He should have thrown in a car chase though.

lol this never happened
 
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Admittedly mentally ill teenager wants to transition for reasons they don’t even understand. Other troons seethe about it not being necessary to look pretty or passable.

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Troons blame everything but the hormones, cutting off your genitals, and depression with their poor life choices for the high trans suicide rate.
 
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Admittedly mentally ill teenager wants to transition for reasons they don’t even understand. Other troons seethe about it not being necessary to look pretty or passable.
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The fact that the medical profession continues to stick their fingers in their ears about the obvious is incredible. At this point gender dysphoria should be just considered a symptom of autism.

"I have poor theory of mind and low emotional intelligence, also I have deficits in my executive function. Please chop my dick off because my understanding of myself and my choices is surely above the norm"
 
The Punished Mitch said:
The pooners and their giga-XXL packers might be even more delusional and out of touch with reality than your average tranny. Any experience with real men at all and they would know that even among those who have a genuine horsecock when erect 99% don't have a 24/7 visible, extremely noticeable bulge.
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... except in porn.
 
Mellow Malevolent said:
The fact that the medical profession continues to stick their fingers in their ears about the obvious is incredible. At this point gender dysphoria should be just considered a symptom of autism.

"I have poor theory of mind and low emotional intelligence, also I have deficits in my executive function. Please chop my dick off because my understanding of myself and my choices is surely above the norm"
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I feel like a big part of the reason they want to “transition” to being women is that society is more tolerant of adhd, autism, and OCD when it manifests in women. It’s why there is a big diagnosis gap between men and women for those conditions.
 
Sinner's Sandwich said:
Pretending to be dumb in front of trannies sounds funny as hell. And every single time they try to explain their insane ideology you just pretend that you don't understand anything and when they get frustrated you say that they are fascists 6 racists and that you feel unsafe - just to confuse them. :story:
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I can confirm it is funny. PL below:
I'm an immigrant Slav living in a Nordic country. People here are much more progressive than where I come from, so when I get a whiff of pozzed language I lean into my "I'm just a dumb immigrant, I don't understand?". It probably works well because I am also a woman and fairly naiive looking.
Once, a couple of acquaintancres tried to use "birthing parent" to refer to mothers and I kept saying "Oh! You mean the mom!" They tried real hard to politely "correct" me, but the more they tried to do that the more I leaned into acting dumb and out of place. "Haha, oh but that doesn't make sense does it? The birthing parent is always the mother.", "I guess I just don't get it, where I come from we don't have these terms". No one can say anything in response without sounding RaCisT or biased against me on account of me being a silly immigrant who doesn't know better. It's basically using their virtue signalling tactics against them.

Another time, in a work meeting, people were introducing themselves to the group and saying their pronouns. I purposefully only shared my name and title, so when I stopped talking someone "reminded" me to share my pronouns and I did my best wide-eyes and said "Huh? I'm a woman?" with a smile. (Still said no pronouns.)

tldr; acting dumb is funny. It also can get you out of annoying situations with pozzed out retards because they can't prove you are being malicious or have ill intent. You are just a bit dumb!
 
The Punished Mitch said:
The pooners and their giga-XXL packers might be even more delusional and out of touch with reality than your average tranny. Any experience with real men at all and they would know that even among those who have a genuine horsecock when erect 99% don't have a 24/7 visible, extremely noticeable bulge.
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These are bottom-of-the-barrel women that were doing theater tech work and playing the oboe in marching band when they were in high school. Their one experience with a penis was helping their effeminate male friend figure out if he actually likes girls touching his pecker. They probably see men in porn undress fully erect at 7, 8, 9 inches and don't realize that most men are only like a third that size when not aroused and it's a temperate 68 degrees outside.
 
Irish Potato Farmer said:
These are bottom-of-the-barrel women that were doing theater tech work and playing the oboe in marching band when they were in high school. Their one experience with a penis was helping their effeminate male friend figure out if he actually likes girls touching his pecker. They probably see men in porn undress fully erect at 7, 8, 9 inches and don't realize that most men are only like a third that size when not aroused and it's a temperate 68 degrees outside.
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Fuck I keep forgetting that pooners aren't even lesbians anymore and it just gets even more insane.
 
Irish Potato Farmer said:
These are bottom-of-the-barrel women that were doing theater tech work and playing the oboe in marching band when they were in high school. Their one experience with a penis was helping their effeminate male friend figure out if he actually likes girls touching his pecker. They probably see men in porn undress fully erect at 7, 8, 9 inches and don't realize that most men are only like a third that size when not aroused and it's a temperate 68 degrees outside.
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Um ackshually oboes (and other double reed instruments like bassoons) typically are not used in marching bands because (1) they’re not loud enough and (2) double reeds are too delicate and easily damaged /autism
 
Terfmaster9000 said:
I can confirm it is funny. PL below:
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Please keep doing this. It’s wonderful.
I do try to do similar as ‘oh I’m a bit old and out of touch’ but we’ve started burning our own old women as witches again, so to see someone be able to do it with impunity is great.
 
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