📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

This fashion choice is a massive L in itself, my poor eyes.

Yea that looks like something you'd wear in the bedroom without the purple thing. Is that a purple shirt under a whatever you call the white thing or is it a one piece fashion atrocity?

Buddy "E" isn't magic, you're just overloading filters and still forgetting to fix your terrible teeth.

I've always wondered why so many people live with fucked up teeth. I mean sure it costs a little bit to get work done, but if you do a little at a time you can afford it even on low wages. Or you can get a good job that offers dental and you'll only pay like $100-$250 a year.

 

[HahaYes]

Is that a purple shirt under a whatever you call the white thing or is it a one piece fashion atrocity?

Yeah he's got the purple tshirt underneath the underbust corset. The comments within that post also contains one he made stating he "loves corsets":


So he has the retard/coomer idea of what a corset is as a fashion accessory rather than using it for its actual purpose, which is support/smoothing/frame shaping assistance UNDERNEATH your outer clothing rather than his usage of it here as an outside garment. Corsets were also traditionally used for aiding in getting the desired shape you wanted which at times was done via tight lacing, however tight lacing wasn't as common as people like to think, and it was not the only garment used to change your shape either (see bustle pads, shoulder pads etc). You can wear corsets as a top layer sure, but in that circumstance you would use an overbust corset not an underbust like this troon is doing. As a side note you should never, ever have a corset touching bare skin, you use a chemise/shift as your "touching skin" layer to protect the corset from the oils of your skin, and the corset goes on top of that before you put on your outer layer of clothing.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

This fashion choice is a massive L in itself, my poor eyes.
Also that's not how you're supposed to use a corset reeeeeeeee
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Buddy "E" isn't magic, you're just overloading filters and still forgetting to fix your terrible teeth.
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Those glasses don't even look real; the whole thing looks fake.

And nice heavily channeling 1980s Madonna with that hair bow.

Imagine fetishizing aspiring to look like a 14 yo dork girl from 1984.

I've always wondered why so many people live with fucked up teeth. I mean sure it costs a little bit to get work done, but if you do a little at a time you can afford it even on low wages. Or you can get a good job that offers dental and you'll only pay like $100-$250 a year.

Orthodontia even on good (non-exec) plans is usually lifetime limited to a low $1-2k, max, whereas a full but standard braces routine will run multiples of that, same for Invisalign:

Very mild to mild:

• Invisalign Express (up to five aligners): $1,200 to $1,800
• Invisalign Express (up to seven aligners): $1,500 to $2,000

Mild to moderate

• Invisalign Lite (up to 14 aligners): $3,000 to $4,500
• Invisalign Moderate (up to 20 aligners): $3,500 to $5,000

Moderate to severe

• Invisalign Comprehensive (unlimited aligners): $4,500 to $8,000

Growing children:

• Invisalign First Comprehensive (unlimited aligners): $3,000 to $4,500
• Invisalign First Comprehensive Phase 2 (unlimited aligners): $3,000 to $4,500

[...]

Does Insurance Cover Invisalign?​

Most (PPO) dental insurances do cover Invisalign, says Dr. Chen [...] most insurance companies will cover between 25% to 50% of the treatment’s total cost, adds Dr. Eckhardt, but most have a maximum amount they are willing to pay of $1,500 to $2,000, so that percentage varies based on the total cost of your treatment.

“The vast majority of insurance plans we’ve seen all cover Invisalign at 50% as stated in the insurance contract, but that is actually misleading,” says Dr. Chen. Most dental insurance plans have an average orthodontic benefit maximum of $1,500 to $2,000. For example, explains Dr. Chen, if your total Invisalign cost is $6,000, but you have an orthodontic benefit maximum of $2,000, the maximum contribution from your plan would be $2,000, leaving you with an out-of-pocket cost of $4,000, even after 50% coverage from insurance.

 

[Geraldine]

Corsets as such are what might be called an "organized fetish" even among cis-hets.
As it might be leather or fur or shoes etc.
We're seeing a bit of that combined with troonery.

 

[The Morning Visitor]

Is it arrested development that allows this sort of childish fixation where you don't have to worry about how to live and exist?

That's a good hypothesis. "Identity" and policing how others address you when you aren't even in earshot is the epitome of first world problems, I never had time to care about that stuff in my teens/twenties because I was busy with trying to keep a roof over my head. Public crossdressing and being employable are mutually exclusive.

They’re all four foot ten, they can’t stretch up high enough to shit in a urinal even on tiptoes

They'd need one of them long boys.

This just makes it even more glaringly obvious he's a dude – because no real woman would say this, ever. Being seen as "writer, colleague, friend" rather than "woman" IS the goal for so many of us.

Good luck with that. Most straight men are sex-starved and concerned when their next lay is going to be. If a man is not related to you, he will almost certainly see you as a "woman" first, or lament the days when he had the libido to see you that way.

The way Troons are always so desperate to get access to children is a major red flag.
These aren't people that care about kids and want them to get the best foot forward in life, these are porn sick perverts who make a gross fetish the keystone of their personalities and put that fetish above every other thing in their lives, including their families, their spouses, and their own children.
If a man will literally have himself castrated to chase a deviant fetish, what do you think he's going to do if he gets access to, and the trust of, other peoples kids?

Even if pedophilia is completely disconnected and they don't want to diddle kids, they want to warm up the next generation to self-mutilators and possibly "crack a few eggs" along the way. Not every tranny that wants contact with children wants to diddle them, but every single one of them is a groomer; how else will they grow their numbers and end the Completely Not Made-Up "trans genocide" that they won't shut the fuck up about?

I think we're giving the troons too much credit. Troons support "Communism" because communists are enemies of the people who troons dislike (terfs, "nazis", the GOP, Christians, etc) . Anything beyond "the arch-enemy of the bad people must be good and correct" is too great a level of sophistication for the Troon 'tism to process. They tend to support Islamists for this same reason.

Troons support communism because communism makes excuses for the lazy. It takes the exception to the rule and applies the same exceptions for everyone. They see putting a trigger warning on every anecdote as more compassionate than saying " bro please don't chop your dick off, medical science cannot magically make you a woman or even transplant a lab-grown pussy, please take steps towards loving and accepting yourself".

 

[HahaYes]

Corsets as such are what might be called an "organized fetish" even among cis-hets.

Which is unfortunate. You see so many mass produced pieces of garbage like the one that tranny is wearing over a good, solid historical recreation that's actually made to measure and last. If you're big on historical fashion (and actually do it properly) a well fitted, properly boned corset is a damn game changer and they are great to have, but that's far too much effort for your average cattle let alone a troon.

 

[barbie meat]

Good luck with that. Most straight men are sex-starved and concerned when their next lay is going to be. If a man is not related to you, he will almost certainly see you as a "woman" first, or lament the days when he had the libido to see you that way.

I mean, you're not wrong. And as women we are aware of this unless we're incredibly naïve. The hope is that we can garner enough respect and humanity in the eyes of other people that they see us as more than just a body to be used, that they see our virtues and what we can contribute to society. Maybe it's of us, but it's still a hope that women have, and a tranny will never understand this. They actively covet and seek out this objectification.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Younger coworker keeps calling TiF a she even though TiF is '100% passing'.
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Kid at work keeps misgendering me

I pass 100% of the time, like if it weren’t for the fact that my managers have known me since before I even started thinking about transitioning I could be stealth. I’m not super closeted or anything, like I won’t straight up tell people but also I don’t really try to hide it. I’ve known this kid for maybe 6 months and for some reason he is constantly calling me she/her. I’ve asked him literally what the fuck and he said he thinks I look and sound like a girl. I don’t. At all. My voice is deep, I have a beard, I have a masculine build. Like there is no reason for it. One of my managers talked to him about it (texted him and told him he’s gonna get fired if he does it again) Of course he did it again.

He apologized after and it seemed genuine, so I didn’t want him to get fired because I think he’s just an idiot. So then the store owner talked to him and told him that not only is it vital to me that he calls me the correct pronouns but it’s important to him too because he wants this to be a safe space. And then he did it again! He corrected himself by using my name instead, but I don’t understand and I’m so angry about it. Not including my parents he’s the only person who has ever had an issue. To the point that when he does it he actually confuses other people because they don’t know who he’s talking about.

I don’t really need advice or anything I guess I’m just dumbfounded and irritated.

All 16 comments want him fired. Absolutely none try to point out that maybe she's not 100% passing.
What's their measure for passing anyway? Clearly it not how other people interpret them. I guess it's their own personal opinion on whether they pass.

 

[The Morning Visitor]

Maybe it's of us

It absolutely is. Men have been bred like this for who knows how many millennia, you can't just tell them to stop thinking about womens' bodies and genitals and expect to get anywhere.

For there to be actual change, there has to be give and take. Considering women also provide for their families (a traditionally male role) and some men also nurture their children (a traditionally female role), we can work towards less stigma about gatekeeping sex and female virginity, demystifying and desensitizing sex for men.

Because men do need to care less about sex. Currently, pussy drives men insane. There's a whole subset of men that fantasize about having their own vagina called "trans women" that are so deep in their fantasy that they- get this- they chop their ding dongs off. It's absolutely nuts.

 

[Geraldine]

Even if pedophilia is completely disconnected and they don't want to diddle kids, they want to warm up the next generation to self-mutilators and possibly "crack a few eggs" along the way. Not every tranny that wants contact with children wants to diddle them, but every single one of them is a groomer; how else will they grow their numbers and end the Completely Not Made-Up "trans genocide" that they won't shut the fuck up about?

This above all.

Troons support communism because communism makes excuses for the lazy.

In Lenin's day, slackers got the bullet.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

In Lenin's day, slackers got the bullet.

There were many problems with the Soviet Union. (understatement)

But no society on earth has ever worked the way trans liberation reddit "communists" imagine their utopia. That shit would crash within days, not decades.

 

[Geraldine]

At the very least, workers owning the means of production implies people working and producing something. LARP commies (not just troons) are more akin to a cargo cult.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

There were many problems with the Soviet Union. (understatement)

But no society on earth has ever worked the way trans liberation reddit "communists" imagine their utopia. That shit would crash within days, not decades.

You can see proof it would crash in days just look at that CHAZ zone in Portland or Oregon wherever the fuck it was. Those losers couldn't even setup a garden to grow food and had to import delivery pizza and uber eats lmfao. We are anticapitalist but we hungry so gimmie 2 deepdishes, cheese bread and a 2 liter

At the very least, workers owning the means of production implies people working and producing something. LARP commies (not just troons) are more akin to a cargo cult.

There is a company that's completely owned by the workers, I wanna say its in Denmark(?) I was just reading about it a few days ago. It's actually multiple companies and employs something like 3-4k people. Like one of the companies went under so instead of just firing the people they retrained them and put them to work immediately. Sounded like a fucking ferry tail to me

 

[neverendingmidi]

Which is unfortunate. You see so many mass produced pieces of garbage like the one that tranny is wearing over a good, solid historical recreation that's actually made to measure and last. If you're big on historical fashion (and actually do it properly) a well fitted, properly boned corset is a damn game changer and they are great to have, but that's far too much effort for your average cattle let alone a troon.

I have to admit, wearing them when you're sitting on backless benches (i.e. renfaire) is so much more amazingly comfortable than I ever expected.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

You can see proof it would crash in days just look at that CHAZ zone in Portland or Oregon wherever the fuck it was. Those losers couldn't even setup a garden to grow food and had to import delivery pizza and uber eats lmfao. We are anticapitalist but we hungry so gimmie 2 deepdishes, cheese bread and a 2 liter

The UQSR (Union of Queerviet Socialist Republics) experienced another economic crisis last week, as steel production halted in major factories over ongoing conflicts due to the "rampant ableism" of production quotas. Ongoing vibes checks of the country's digital safe spaces do not indicate a stopping of the crisis soon

 

[The Morning Visitor]

You can see proof it would crash in days just look at that CHAZ zone in Portland or Oregon wherever the fuck it was. Those losers couldn't even setup a garden to grow food and had to import delivery pizza and uber eats lmfao. We are anticapitalist but we hungry so gimmie 2 deepdishes, cheese bread and a 2 liter

It was in Seattle and yes, it went exactly as you'd expect a commie secessionist movement to go.

At the very least, workers owning the means of production implies people working and producing something. LARP commies (not just troons) are more akin to a cargo cult.

I don't take issue with simple "leftists", and in spaces where they leave their bubble and speak with conservative types, they usually push the right buttons to bring awareness that we wagecucks are getting shafted and need a better standard of living. A simple "leftist" appealing across the aisle will eschew identity politics and put class first, which unites us against our reptilian overlords that want to restrict abortion to create a new destitute and disenfranchised working class. Reminiscent of old union blue types, very nostalgic and very punk rock.

But a commie? Someone that brandishes the hammer and sickle? Someone that handwaves the Holodomor and the Great Leap Forward as CIA propaganda? I don't put up with that. And for some reason, every single modern western tankie, full of revisionism and excuses, seems to be a tranny or an "ally".

 

[Geraldine]

From the shit that didn't happen file.
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I had my drivers test a few months ago and I passed, my parents gave me a second hand car until I buy one for myself. Anyway, fast forward to yesterday and I'm driving to pick up my girlfriend from her netball club.

I had to park in a back alley becuase the road outside her club area was full of cars. I walked up to the club and sat outside waiting for my girlfriend to come out (for reference I'm in girl mode right now and I'm wearing a mask).

I know I don't pass yet (its why I wear the mask) so I try my best to avoid confrontation and about 5ish minutes later my girlfriend walks out the building and we walk to my car, once we get so far we make turn down into the alley where i parked and i hear someone shouting behind me.

I ignored it, thinking it was just some parent shouting for their kid but out of no-where my girlfriend gets yanked back and I spin around to see a woman, I'd say in her late 50's, pull my girlfriend behind her.

My girlfriend tried to talk to the lady but the lady just screemed about me being a pedo and that she had rang the police to report me for kidnapping. I tried to explain that the girl I was "kidnapping" was my girlfriend but she started screaming that I was a, quote "trans perverted devil".

My girlfriend at this point had had enough and barged past this lady, back to me. The woman said that my girlfriend was too far in and had succumbed to the devil. Before I get to say anything I hear police sirens as the police pull up a few feet away.

The police come over and do the whole "someone reported x, is this true" speech and this woman stands proud and tells the officer that I tried to kidnap my girlfriend and that she deserves an honorary officer badge for stopping a kidnapping.

The police officer looks at me and my girlfriend and immediately recognised us (I while ago we reported my girlfriends dad for child abuse and this was the same officer). The officer apologises to us and looks at the woman with an "are you serious" kind of face and explains to this woman everything.

This woman being too prideful tries to argue with the cop and actually takes a swing at the cop, I don't know what she was thinking but the cop understandably arrests her, I walked off to my cat but I know that woman must have been so pissed and that makes me happy to know another transphobe has been arrested.

If anyone has any advice on how to avoid this kind of thing happening i would be so grateful.

Perhaps an exaggeration of a real confrontation?
Naah.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

I really wish I could see some of this good old fashioned fire and brimstone hate speech actually happen. Around here we just get people calling them faggots.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Thinking that you should be able to walk around with a big dick outline in your pants without repercussions is such a pooner way of thinking. The only men comfortable with showing that off in public would be complete perverts,

Like...the gay degnerate monsters at pride marches?

 

[SpookyObserver]

My girlfriend at this point had had enough and barged past this lady, back to me. The woman said that my girlfriend was too far in and had succumbed to the devil. Before I get to say anything I hear police sirens as the police pull up a few feet away.

lmfao i WISH the cops had this insane cartoon logic response time