Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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quaawaa said:
It’s literally just a logo slapped on a normal burger and fries with some random soda.

They didn’t even bother to use a cola/sarsaparilla for the drink (let alone make a rocket-shaped bottle) or use a food common in the games like Salisbury Steak, Twinkies, Frosted Flakes, or Spam.
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This shit is done by ghost kitchens which are hired by a third party intermediary which are then paid by grubhub/amazon to do this crap. Its all packaging, there are no original dishes you're getting the same shitty burger they make for every other "virtual restaurant". And of course QC is shit because the ugly side of the ghost kitchen/virtual restaurant business is that they outsource to literally anybody, your burger might be made by some crackhead in the ghetto who got the packaging shipped to him, then the grubhub slave takes it and that's how it arrives at your door.

Like a year ago the same shit happened when mr.soyface-beast launched his overpriced branded burger and the little dumb kids ordering one got a bunch of badly cooked shitty burgers inside the shiny BRAND package. It then came to light that they were outsourcing to anyone who had a stove.

And no, nothing changed after that.
The Southwest Strangla said:
however, "adulting" it up because the child like nature of it doesn't suit you anymore is really stupid
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Can't find who coinws that word but if you ask me it was probably some marketing dickhead since its the perfect label to sell kiddie stuff to retarded DINKs who will go into debt to buy truckloads despite having no kids.
quaawaa said:
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Exposed brick fucking sucks, you get dust all the time and its a bitch to clean.
Cuntspiracy Man said:
Wanting everything to be AI based is commie as fuck, funnily enough.
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And yet its all the commies and other assorted lefties who are foaming at the mouth at AI, specially since it went after white collar jobs and not the blue collar subhumans they hate.

I've only used AI art as a joke but if you want to rage at somebody check the people selling AI "art" (mostly porn) and the lazy retards paying for it instead of doing their own.
Caligura said:
It still boggles my mind why won't these niggers just emulate their games.
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"THAT'S PIRACY! EVEN THO I OWN THE GAME! SO I'M GONNA BUY IT 5 TIMES AGAIN FOR ALL THE NEW SHITTY CONSOLES I GET!"

On the other hand you got FPGA now which allows you to run the game the same way as the OG hardware, far superior to the shitty official emulators used by game companies let alone those overpriced miniconsoles, but again these are retards and BRAND fanatics we're talking about.
 
George Lucas said:
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It’s an old console, so not purely consoom, but still cringe and kind of sad. I can’t help but think there’s a certain level of mental illness with these kinds of people.
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Being a game collector is perfectly fine. I just find the type of people who decide to buy any game (regardless of quality) to be a bit much. There's a lot of useless shovelware in this guy's collection.
 
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George Lucas said:
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It’s an old console, so not purely consoom, but still cringe and kind of sad. I can’t help but think there’s a certain level of mental illness with these kinds of people.
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People sell ten times the amount of games he bought for like $5 on FaceBook marketplace. I've managed to get a box full of Sega Genesis and SNES games along with both consoles for free due to old people not knowing the price of them. I gave it all to family though as I had no need for them.
 
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cybertoaster said:
This shit is done by ghost kitchens which are hired by a third party intermediary which are then paid by grubhub/amazon to do this crap. Its all packaging, there are no original dishes you're getting the same shitty burger they make for every other "virtual restaurant". And of course QC is shit because the ugly side of the ghost kitchen/virtual restaurant business is that they outsource to literally anybody, your burger might be made by some crackhead in the ghetto who got the packaging shipped to him, then the grubhub slave takes it and that's how it arrives at your door.

Like a year ago the same shit happened when mr.soyface-beast launched his overpriced branded burger and the little dumb kids ordering one got a bunch of badly cooked shitty burgers inside the shiny BRAND package. It then came to light that they were outsourcing to anyone who had a stove.

And no, nothing changed after that.
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Yeah, I saw an interesting video about it back then:

 
cybertoaster said:
I've only used AI art as a joke but if you want to rage at somebody check the people selling AI "art" (mostly porn) and the lazy retards paying for it instead of doing their own.
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I want to know more about the people who unironically commission AI "artists". Someone that lazy and coombrained (because we all know what they're buying) seems like an automatic lolcow.
 
Save the Loli said:
I want to know more about the people who unironically commission AI "artists". Someone that lazy and coombrained (because we all know what they're buying) seems like an automatic lolcow.
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I bet a lot of it is just a sort of insider money laundering where they commission their friends, or just commission AI "artists" in order to artificially make it seem like AI has any worth, rather than actually wanting what the person is pumping out.
If they really do do it because they earnestly believe they're getting some kinda value for their money... Then dear god, humanity has been a mistake.
 
PS2 Nishiki said:
I've managed to get a box full of Sega Genesis and SNES games along with both consoles for free due to old people not knowing the price of them
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Must been a while ago since after the pandemic all retro stuff went thru the roof, social media shit convinced normies their busted up cockroach-infested nes full of ciggy burns is worth $10,000.
Save the Loli said:
I want to know more about the people who unironically commission AI "artists". Someone that lazy and coombrained (because we all know what they're buying) seems like an automatic lolcow.
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Look around, there are plenty of AI "artists" on patreon. Some are doing a few grands, not retirement money but still not bad for prompting with a bunch of LoRAs for anime girl of the month.
Cuntspiracy Man said:
I bet a lot of it is just a sort of insider money laundering
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Nah the numbers are too low, its not like NFTs where even the cheapest retard monkey was more than a car. There are way better ways to launder money.
Cuntspiracy Man said:
If they really do do it because they earnestly believe they're getting some kinda value for their money... Then dear god, humanity has been a mistake.
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I think you forget how much disposable income coomers have, or how unattached they are to their money, do you know how expensive those anime figurines are? and there's an entire industry of those, who did you think pays those prices? well-adjusted people? riiiiight...
 
PS2 Nishiki said:
People sell ten times the amount of games he bought for like $5 on FaceBook marketplace. I've managed to get a box full of Sega Genesis and SNES games along with both consoles for free due to old people not knowing the price of them. I gave it all to family though as I had no need for them.
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Eh those days are over for the most part. You might luck out once in a while but most times nowadays you have people selling Madden 95 for $50 because it's in the box~! I went the full emulation path for the most part a couple of years ago and don't regret it.
 
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Did some research, apparently this belongs to a 17 year old FtM (I won't post face pics of a minor) but I almost believed this was the collection of a really unhinged AGP.

A short king in his castle of Monster High dolls 👑
 
Roxanne Wolf said:
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Did some research, apparently this belongs to a 17 year old FtM (I won't post face pics of a minor) but I almost believed this was the collection of a really unhinged AGP.

A short king in his castle of Monster High dolls 👑
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I'm taking she has rich parents or something since that shit cost a lot. It's always nice seeing parents wanting to make their kids happy, but there has to be a line between making them happy and buying them junk they will eventually sell on eBay later.
 
Roxanne Wolf said:
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Did some research, apparently this belongs to a 17 year old FtM (I won't post face pics of a minor) but I almost believed this was the collection of a really unhinged AGP.

A short king in his castle of Monster High dolls 👑
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Dood! Such a manly mancave!
 
fuck product placement said:
Me too. Shit such as this are completely the main reasons why I'm more excited about the fall of the western civilization
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The problem with this thinking is that although it would be very satisfying to watch that collapse, I am in western civilization and that collapse will fuck me as hard as it fucks everyone else, and I'll be too busy foraging for food to have time to point and laugh.

Call me selfish, but I-don-wanna.
 
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Did some research, apparently this belongs to a 17 year old FtM (I won't post face pics of a minor) but I almost believed this was the collection of a really unhinged AGP.

A short king in his castle of Monster High dolls 👑
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Owning dolls meant for little girls is very much masculine behavior. Andrew Tate and the entire Manosphere are all shitting in their pants right now by this pooner's display of peak masculinity. (S)he can't get away with it!
 
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