💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%
  • Total voters
    694
Pelican Bones said:
Cats are carnivores, butter is animal fat.
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Makes sense. God damn butter gremlins. How do we explain her deep deep love of cocoa pebbles though?!

I’m excited to see the current excuses/disappointments that rackets brings this week.

Also I enjoyed the autist butter dish rant
 
A reminder for Nicki, who definitely doesn't read this thread. You have a pre-trial hearing tomorrow at 2:15pm central via zoom for April's speeding ticket. Try not to get her the death penalty as you need the help driving your kids around.

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Goatchoker said:
My cats are notorious butter eaters.
Why?!?

The sketti-o’s clip has been stuck in my head. What a weird fucking “family” dynamic I guess? It’s all fucked.

ETA: do you think his kids have ANY table manners?
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cats love animal fat
heavy cream is like cocaine for them
 
Sharpeteer said:
I understand not everyone knows about computers, but when you're going to make very serious life-ruining accusations about somebody (CP related for instance), and it involves computers and tech stuff, at least know what you're talking about first Nicky.
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Let us not forget why he's lining Randazza's pockets to begin with. Throwing the CP dart at random targets suits Nick, while he's probably off in the corner jerking it to American Beauty. In retrospect, I ought not have been surprised, but considering Nick and Josh's past friendship, and the very still-public streams of their criticism of everything from Cuties to loli, you'd think that's one low blow Nick wouldn't have thrown.

But he's an alcoholic faggot, so.
 
DumbDude43 said:
heavy cream is like cocaine for them
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Can confirm, this is what I put in my coffee for a very long time. My local grocery stores don't sell unadulterated heavy creme anymore so I'm stuck with half & half when I can't get raw creme from the source.

Space Pope said:
A reminder for Nicki, who definitely doesn't read this thread. You have a pre-trial hearing tomorrow at 2:15pm central via zoom for April's speeding ticket. Try not to get her the death penalty as you need the help driving your kids around.

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Taking all bets! Will Nick show up to his first lawyer duty in several years:
- with a 234 degree fever
- Drunk
- Exhausted
- High
- Hallucinating

Secondary bet! Who's going to spill the beans on what Nick was like at the hearing?
- Nick "Balldo" Rekieta
- April "Corner Daemon" Imholte?
- Aaron "Steel Bottom" Imholte
- Kayla "Pilled out Trek Fan" Rekieta
- @Himedall All-seeing Waifu (resident honorary ceiling cat) through some manner of wizardry not yet revealed
 
Truly Rural said:
Get on my level
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My cats would swat it off the shelf and break it. The girl (the good cat) pulled a plate of food off the shelf the other day.
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Just for reference, the youngest is about 7 or so and the oldest is closing in on 17-18, I believe. They are getting to the point where older siblings could watch younger (if they do not bicker) and cook some simple food.
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The older kids should be proficient in the kitchen and able to feed their younger siblings.
Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
Forgive me if this was already posted (the thread moves so fast) but Nick volunteered to have this instagram artist paint every family member’s eyes and the caption for every single one has them named as “Spawn #X.”
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Thats not an artist. It's a thot.
 
feral cat #6385 said:
My cats would swat it off the shelf and break it. The girl (the good cat) pulled a plate of food off the shelf the other day.

The older kids should be proficient in the kitchen and able to feed their younger siblings.

Thats not an artist. It's a thot.
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Wait, the short, large-chested, Fandom Menace-style content creator who has three cosplay calendars dressing like hoeified versions of pop culture characters is a thot? Nah brah, she just got married a couple months ago! (I'm not targeting you, just shitposting about the Balldoverse.)

Awaiting Nick to send her a Balldo-Eye photo to be drawn, and her promptly ignoring him from there on out. Anna is the reason Anime Matsuri 2022 was a success for YouTubers, Nick included. He ended up in charge last year, and we all saw how poorly that went.
 
Fake Steve Franssen said:
Like this? https://www.amazon.com/Cuisinox-BUT-42-Oval-Butter-Dish/dp/B072KD4DNJ/
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More butter dish
Sort of, but it's heavy silverplate. Closest available:
https://www.christofle.com/us_en/bu...2100&indexName=magento2_stagingus_en_products
Wedding gift many years ago. You can pick up a resold vintage one for 30-60% of retail new. Worth every penny I did not spend on it!

(Fr, it's great and at 25, looks beautiful. Necessary, no; beautiful, yes. Requires maintenance.)
 
ChromaQuack said:
The anime hate was always overcorrection, I bet that motherfucker secretly turns off the lights and watches legend of the galactic heroes while slowly muttering "b-based" everytime Reinhard does something.

He also still owes the weeb collective 150+ hours of watchtime from the war chest funding.
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I think the truth is simpler, Null has always said he can't discuss what he loves because if he does people will ruin it for him out of spite, so I assume he's hating on anime and vtubers because he wants to talk about his love for them but knows he has to mask it in the context of hate so people won't fuck with it.

In short, Null lusts after spiders.

Not Who You Think said:
Null also used Android 18 as the only example of an anime character where age doesn't matter in terms of romance/attraction. His reasoning was that the character was preferable to thousand year-old dragons(?) who look like human children because, even though the android was built recently, it looked old enough to be permissible. Null then declared himself infallible on this wisdom and shut down the topic.

I think it's also a random text. Spent way too long trying to find it. Just keep your eyes open for a rant about Android 18 and you'll see it.
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Despite watching DBZ back in the day, I don't remember the lore that well, but wasn't Android 18 some random 20 something year old woman that was turned into a partial robot soldier along with her brother? That's why her and Krilin were able to have kids.

I know it was heavily hinted that Android 16 was Gero's son or another important soldier and had corrupted memory files of him video journaling his life before becoming an android, or maybe it was Gero's attempt to recreate his son in robot form using archives.
 
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