💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

And of course they can't eat regular spaghetti because their straightness offends Nick.

The rings look like Balldo loops or anuses! The straight noodles get too limp when wet to get him excited.

Imagine a sitcom written by, and starring: Nick, Dax and Vito.
What would it be called? "Two and a half men" is already taken

CUCKS

Intro:
Gimp boy, Gimp boy whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when bulls come for you?

You'd think as a business owner that his first thought would be to update his loyalist paying "fans" and apologize for the no show and that a make up stream is scheduled.

Idk what I'm talking about though.

What do you expect? He's a Social Media Expert; not a businessman. He never said he was good at business! Checkmate Scandinavian Kiwi-tards!

Went to check flashcast cause got nothing going on and just now there's like 4-5 people on stream saying they either quit drinking completely or quit drinking on stream (anna tswg in particular)

I wonder why

Nick is a morality tale. He's found more worth there than he brings with his own show.

A manifesto a crazy nigger wrote. It's called unbreaded when they read from it because there was a skitzo episode where the guy just kept saying" touch down on paper? unbreaded".
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jB3lh_qrrJY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ggQ1UOH2pzk

And to add on to what @feral cat #6385 said: It stopped being funny after the first or second time. Most started tuning out when he went to the "unbreaded segment" because the relevance ended ages ago.

The only part of un-breaded I ever thought was funny, or at least interesting, was the initial explanation of who the guy was.

It's actually an interesting story to me, and I thought it fitting to read some segments of this guy's writings after giving us the origin story, so to speak.

But then he just kept doing it, and I remember thinking, "oh, so this is a regular thing now."

The tally of over 10,000 results for CTRL-F for 'nigg' was hilarious at the time. Ptside the initial explanation, the only funny thing was the 'Kill Asians! Behead Asians' copypasta that came from it.

I thought it was weird how he suddenly went back to it somewhat recently after such a long ass break. It's almost like he was thinking "well, I had an audience and was making good money the last time I read this crap."

I don't think Nick has any idea why he was once a successful streamer.

Nick caught lighting in a bottle 4 times (LOLsuit, Vic, Rittenhouse, and Depp) and mucked it all up.

Here:
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:537743
I modified this one to the size of the butter blocks I buy from the supermarket, and used thin fishing wire instead of dental floss.
The slicers on Amazon for $9 are good enough. I do store butter in the fridge, which is why I need a container for it.
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Is it trashy if you just put your butter in a ziploc bag? Is there a good reason not to do this? I don't understand the need for a special container although the @AltisticRight solution is an autistic kind of genius.

What the hell is wrong with you people there’s a butter tray in the god damn fridge you lift up and toss your grass fed Irish butter into.

I love autistic tangents like this, and I appreciate the autism and solutions shared. I missed #TripodGate but #ButterGate has made up for it.

I keep my butter in the wrapper in the butter compartment of the refrigerator to avoid taste contamination.

He's reaching 450k subs soon! Time for a DRINK.

Maybe we will get the 100k sub goal stream when he hits 100k the second time?

 

[Maraschino]

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Textbook you say?

It's funnier when you take into account the stream some textbook defamation may or may not have occurred on involving a gimp from Minnesota had Legal Mindset on as a guest.

 

[Goatchoker]

What the hell is wrong with you people there’s a butter tray in the god damn fridge you lift up and toss your grass fed Irish butter into.

But that’s where my stolen/extra sauce packets go!

I usually put it on a plate still wrapped-ish in the fridge. But I love a good butter dish and butter dish conversation.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I love autistic tangents like this, and I appreciate the autism and solutions shared. I missed #TripodGate but #ButterGate has made up for it.

Its better than the lengthy American Beauty breakdown. That was pure pain. At least with ButterGate you can delve into the real autistic differences among the KiwiFarms crowd.

But that’s where my stolen/extra sauce packets go!

I usually put it on a plate still wrapped-ish in the fridge. But I love a good butter dish and butter dish conversation.

I thought everyone kept their extra sauce packets in a drawer with their kitchen pistol.

 

[feral cat #6385]

The only part of un-breaded I ever thought was funny, or at least interesting, was the initial explanation of who the guy was.

It was funny when he searched for "that word" and got a million hits in the manifesto.

Is it trashy if you just put your butter in a ziploc bag? Is there a good reason not to do this? I don't understand the need for a special container although the @AltisticRight solution is an autistic kind of genius.

Whatever works I suppose.

But legitimately you can just leave butter out in room temperature and it won't spoil.

Especially if you have cats.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Is it trashy if you just put your butter in a ziploc bag? Is there a good reason not to do this? I don't understand the need for a special container although the @AltisticRight solution is an autistic kind of genius.

Technically nothing is wrong, but I would consider it a bit college student tier to at least not have it in a Tupperware or on a plate.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

What is so funny about the Spaghetti-Os thing is that even if you take what Aaron said at 100% face value without reading any larger lessons about the Rekieta household into it, it still doesn't make any sense. He goes, presumably with his wife, to Casa Rekieta to hang out with Nick and his wife and Nick's kids come up to him to ask for food because "everyone" except him is "everyone's bu-- they're off doing something or they're busy or whatever".

What are we supposed to think about how this story went down? Sorry kids, I have to be the one to microwave your meal for you because your mom and your dad and my wife are all off doing something??? I'm sorry what??? Excuse me?

 

[RotPockets]

What are we supposed to think about how this story went down? Sorry kids, I have to be the one to microwave your meal for you because your mom and your dad and my wife are all off doing something??? I'm sorry what??? Excuse me?

He is babysitting while the Rekietas drive his wife to Minneapolis to pick up off of her connect. But you have to hang out for awhile or else it looks suspicious and Kayla doesn’t trust Nick alone with Steel Hoe.

 

[not william stenchever]

Sorry kids, I have to be the one to microwave your meal for you because your mom and your dad and my wife are all off doing something??? I'm sorry what??? Excuse me?

The most innocent explanation is that the three of them have been abducted by the fae folk because Rackets didn't hold up his end of a deal with them. To get out of their clutches he had to offer them his only begotten balldo.

 

[Goatchoker]

Especially if you have cats.

My cats are notorious butter eaters.
Why?!?

The sketti-o’s clip has been stuck in my head. What a weird fucking “family” dynamic I guess? It’s all fucked.

ETA: do you think his kids have ANY table manners?

 

[Shagedan]

I don’t have a butter tray but we used one growing up. It does get fucking nasty if someone is buttering toast and goes in for a second cut without wiping the crumbs off, I can only imagine how smeared and smelly it gets if kids are all over it and nobody is washing it.

 

[miss ethanol]

Imagine a sitcom written by, and starring: Nick, Dax and Vito.
What would it be called? "Two and a half men" is already taken

To catch a predator.

At least with ButterGate you can delve into the real autistic differences among the KiwiFarms crowd.

Do you think Null has a 'tism fit over american butter or is that reserved for cheese?

 

[Maude Snew]

Nick caught lighting in a bottle 4 times (LOLsuit, Vic, Rittenhouse, and Depp) and mucked it all up.

All good, now he's catching Sue Lightning in his butthole if you know what I mean.

 

[Kheapathic]

Why are the children being left alone with some guy who plainly admitted he doesn’t give a shit if they eat or not, he wants some spaghetti-o for himself?

Before I get into this, I'm not saying it is happening; just pointing out that situations like this can lead to events that do happen.

I grew up in a small piece of shit town, while I was never in or involved in the system; I went to school with and was family friends with kids who were in the system. One of the biggest red flags aside from basic child neglect where they have to ask what is essentially a stranger for food; is having more and more strangers / "friends" come over at all hours of the day. And when the parents or whoever are burnt out, passed out, and otherwise indisposed of (in the middle of the fucking day of all times), and strange people are in the house with children, children get molested and abused.

Again, not saying this is happening, I am making no accusations against Steel Toe, his wife, or the Rekietas, and I'm not gonna intervene because I'm just an outsider looking in; but I'd be lying if I didn't say Nicholas and Kayla are setting up a bad if not dangerous environment for their children. Because I've seen this shit before and while it may not be happening, it's making that part in the back of my brain say "this isn't right."

If Nick's dad visits again, it should be a with a court order and the Sherriff to take the kids to Florida.

 

[ChromaQuack]

It was on his show though. Are you saying he might be planning on doing this in a future stand up routine? Disastrous, if true. It's just not funny.

Personally I think it would be HILARIOUS. Just not for anyone hearing his routine, but for the retards gawking in this thread.

Possible that there are no clean butter knives in the house so they open the container

This is a possibility if he's hired the world's best superhacker and computer wizard Shane Nokes to deal with the kiwi menace and fine tune his $7000 computer.

Null agreeing he wants to fuck the anime woman Android 18.

The anime hate was always overcorrection, I bet that motherfucker secretly turns off the lights and watches legend of the galactic heroes while slowly muttering "b-based" everytime Reinhard does something.

He also still owes the weeb collective 150+ hours of watchtime from the war chest funding.

Is it trashy if you just put your butter in a ziploc bag? Is there a good reason not to do this? I don't understand the need for a special container although the @AltisticRight solution is an autistic kind of genius.

Does 'merican butter not come inside those thick paper wrappings with waxed paper on the inner lining? I just leave it wrapped in that, open up and cut a portion, the paper wrapping even has lines to measure how big of a portion you're cutting measured in 10g bits.

 

[Kheapathic]

Does 'merican butter not come inside those thick paper wrappings with waxed paper on the inner lining? I just leave it wrapped in that, open up and cut a portion, the paper wrapping even has lines to measure how big of a portion you're cutting measured in 10g bits.

Pretty sure it varies by brand and how they prepare it; but wrapped in wax paper yes, not sure if I ever noticed measuring lines, but that could just be me being a barbarian. Some come in full like rectangular logs, and some are like individually wrapped cubes.

 

[3MMA]

Imagine a sitcom written by, and starring: Nick, Dax and Vito.
What would it be called? "Two and a half men" is already taken

• My Big Fat Paedophile Wedding
• The Balldo Three
• Lord of the ACK ACK ACK
• Bald Wars III: Revenge of the Fat
• Something Balldo
• Crucked: The Rise & Fall of SuperPaedo
• Juju Does Dallas
• The Cow Jumped Over the Troon
• How To Not Make Comics & Nauseate People
• Three Men One Wife
• No Country for Old White Bread Ass Niggahs
• Gone With the Paedophile
• The Philadelphia Vaedophile
• The Balldos in the Band
• The Podcasts of Wrath
• The Maltese Cow Suit
• Dr StrangePeg Or: How I Learned to Stop Clenching & Love the Rear Entry
• All Quiet on the Cuck Chair Front
• Secret Balldo
• Pride & BigBlackCocks

These are all movie titles more than sitcom titles, but there is some leeway between those two things.

 

[Puff]

Does 'merican butter not come inside those thick paper wrappings with waxed paper on the inner lining? I just leave it wrapped in that, open up and cut a portion, the paper wrapping even has lines to measure how big of a portion you're cutting measured in 10g bits.

Here it's in tablespoons as God intended. Who the fuck measures butter in grams? Grams are for measuring drugs and gold.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The most innocent explanation is that the three of them have been abducted by the fae folk because Rackets didn't hold up his end of a deal with them. To get out of their clutches he had to offer them his only begotten balldo.

Are the ceiling cats and corner daemon Fae???? Have I cracked the case!?!?

I don’t have a butter tray but we used one growing up. It does get fucking nasty if someone is buttering toast and goes in for a second cut without wiping the crumbs off, I can only imagine how smeared and smelly it gets if kids are all over it and nobody is washing it.

Imagine the conditions of Nick's Balldo...

Before I get into this, I'm not saying it is happening; just pointing out that situations like this can lead to events that do happen.

I grew up in a small piece of shit town, while I was never in or involved in the system; I went to school with and was family friends with kids who were in the system. One of the biggest red flags aside from basic child neglect where they have to ask what is essentially a stranger for food; is having more and more strangers / "friends" come over at all hours of the day. And when the parents or whoever are burnt out, passed out, and otherwise indisposed of (in the middle of the fucking day of all times), and strange people are in the house with children, children get molested and abused.

Again, not saying this is happening, I am making no accusations against Steel Toe, his wife, or the Rekietas, and I'm not gonna intervene because I'm just an outsider looking in; but I'd be lying if I didn't say Nicholas and Kayla are setting up a bad if not dangerous environment for their children. Because I've seen this shit before and while it may not be happening, it's making that part in the back of my brain say "this isn't right."

If Nick's dad visits again, it should be a with a court order and the Sherriff to take the kids to Florida.

For all the 'kvetching' Nick complained about ITT, there is some real sussy baka shite happening at his home... Again, DO NOT pozload my neghole, but I for one do worry slightly.

He also still owes the weeb collective 150+ hours of watchtime from the war chest funding.

What is this? I have not heard of this?

Does 'merican butter not come inside those thick paper wrappings with waxed paper on the inner lining? I just leave it wrapped in that, open up and cut a portion, the paper wrapping even has lines to measure how big of a portion you're cutting measured in 10g bits.

The wax paper is a very good solution. I have to imagine the American have them...

• My Big Fat Paedophile Wedding
• The Balldo Three
• Lord of the ACK ACK ACK
• Bald Wars III: Revenge of the Fat
• Something Balldo
• Crucked: The Rise & Fall of SuperPaedo
• Juju Does Dallas
• The Cow Jumped Over the Troon
• How To Not Make Comics & Nauseate People
• Three Men One Wife
• No Country for Old White Bread Ass Niggahs
• Gone With the Paedophile
• The Philadelphia Vaedophile
• The Balldos in the Band
• The Podcasts of Wrath
• The Maltese Cow Suit
• Dr StrangePeg Or: How I Learned to Stop Clenching & Love the Rear Entry
• All Quiet on the Cuck Chair Front
• Secret Balldo
• Pride & BigBlackCocks

These are all movie titles more than sitcom titles, but there is some leeway between those two things.

I gave a television series and parody, so I will allow film titles.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Here it's in tablespoons as God intended. Who the fuck measures butter in grams? Grams are for measuring drugs and gold.

When baking it’s best to go by weight, rather than volume.