💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
AnOminous said:
When I was a kid, I learned cooking my myself.
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Not all kids have the same interests, or families. My parents never taught me to cook- so I didn't learn until I was in college.
If you don't know even the basics, just boiling water to make Mac n Cheese is a daunting, alien cliff.

Plus, some of Rekeita's kids are around 3-6. If parents aren't feeding them or keeping snacks available, they cannot feed themselves. That's either complete neglect , or just kids taking advantage of someone being in the house often enough to be familiar. (Why the fuck is this weird asshole familiar enough to these kids for them to beg him for food?)
 
Not Who You Think said:
Null also used Android 18 as the only example of an anime character where age doesn't matter in terms of romance/attraction. His reasoning was that the character was preferable to thousand year-old dragons(?) who look like human children because, even though the android was built recently, it looked old enough to be permissible. Null then declared himself infallible on this wisdom and shut down the topic.
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Wasnt 18 and 17 half human and were not 'couple years' old? Iirc only 16 and 19 are full bots. Gero himself was full human converted. /dbautism
 
Rattus Ebrius said:
Not all kids have the same interests, or families. My parents never taught me to cook- so I didn't learn until I was in college.
If you don't know even the basics, just boiling water to make Mac n Cheese is a daunting, alien cliff.
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Sounds like a YOU problem.
 
This thread has become more gay than Nick and Drex's late night "just friends" spooning sessions.
 
Puff said:
Grams are for measuring drugs and gold.
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I see no contradiction.
 
Puff said:
English your first language?
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No, I'm not an angloid, and thank God for that.
Puff said:
Because if it is
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Nigger if you can't clock my ESL from a mile away then I don't know what to tell you.
Puff said:
you're using some godawful mixed system.
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I quite literally make mention of using the same system in daily life, i.e. grams for everything.

If measuring butter in pigeon intestines is how you've done it your whole life that's fine, heathens are mostly human too, but nobody is going to learn a second system of measurement because you are under the impression grams are only for gold and drugs.
AnOminous said:
When I was a kid I was really addicted to just reading everything I saw. So I'd just grab any book I saw and start reading it. I eventually grabbed the 1969 Betty Crocker cookbook and suddenly realized, wait, you can just grab these ingredients, mix them together, and then make things you want to eat?

I was really impressed with myself. (Lmao like you aren't now faggot.)

And from then on I just did that. Cookies, pound cakes, tuna melts, whatever. I just made them. And made them to show off. I was very happy to say "I MADE THIS!" while serving them.
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Be grateful it wasn't Aunt Myrna's because if you had made the culinary warcrime that is party cheese salad I'd have you go without food for at least a week as penance.
 
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To paraphrase a random.txt

“Kiwifarms, where one drunken rant by a schizo non practicing lawyer results in pages of discussion on the shape and use of a butter dish”.
 
solidus said:
To paraphrase a random.txt

“Kiwifarms, where one drunken rant by a schizo non practicing lawyer results in pages of discussion on the shape and use of a butter dish”.
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Wait until we start arguing about butter dishes on tripods, that's when it's going to get real spicy.
 
Anytime I don’t check this thread daily I feel like I’m going schiz trying to understand what new retarded thing Nick said/done. First we had ceiling cats, then corner demons, and now he’s being alogged by butter holders.
 
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Today's BNN, a bunch of autistic faggots with an unhealthy appetite for butter feuds over measurement units, the ethics in butter storage, and their weird feline companions licking the dish without permission.
 
Nate Higgers said:
@Not Who You Think

I read your entire post and I don’t want to cheapen the work you put into it, but…after seeing the video in your post where Rekieta is talking about his kids being up at 12:15 while Our Wife is zonked out in front of the TV, I am just now barely realizing that the Balldo Man’s children are “iPad Kids”.

After seeing the 764+foodist+Elaine+Clayeaters+”Generation Z and “Ironic Degeneracy” threads…I’m absolutely horrified and at a loss for word as to what’s possibly in store for them. If you know you know. Especially with the parents being how they are.
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The weirdest thing is we know they actually are raised by their iPads because Nick has more or less said it. That's what this paragon of fatherhood believes is the best way to raise children--put them in front of a screen all day while you go off and drink a bottle of whiskey and snort some adderall before a night of getting your asshole pounded.
Rattus Ebrius said:
Plus, some of Rekeita's kids are around 3-6. If parents aren't feeding them or keeping snacks available, they cannot feed themselves. That's either complete neglect , or just kids taking advantage of someone being in the house often enough to be familiar. (Why the fuck is this weird asshole familiar enough to these kids for them to beg him for food?)
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Well when I was 6 years old I knew how to get into the cookie jar. How else do you think the 3,000 dollar snack budget worked?
 
ChromaQuack said:
No, I'm not an angloid, and thank God for that.

Nigger if you can't clock my ESL from a mile away then I don't know what to tell you.
I quite literally make mention of using the same system in daily life, i.e. grams for everything.

If measuring butter in pigeon intestines is how you've done it your whole life that's fine, heathens are mostly human too, but nobody is going to learn a second system of measurement because you are under the impression grams are only for gold and drugs.

Be grateful it wasn't Aunt Myrna's because if you had made the culinary warcrime that is party cheese salad I'd have you go without food for at least a week as penance.
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So you're completely cucked by the French then... good to know where you stand.
 
I refuse to believe that any of his kids have no idea how to even make mac and cheese. I remember even as a smaller child just by watching other my older brothers and parents how to do the basics of cooking. Put water in pot, turn dial until water hot and then put in mac. They will have to be actually retarded to be unable to do it on their own.
 
Rattus Ebrius said:
If you don't know even the basics, just boiling water to make Mac n Cheese is a daunting, alien cliff.
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feral cat #6385 said:
Sounds like a YOU problem.
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I used to think it was just a total and utter skill issue thing, but given what might be the profitability of stuff like Factor and all those other shitty food subscription services as well as random comments I hear from zoomzooms about their paralysis with even just boiling water (Oh but how much and what pot? Oh but doesn't height elevation change the boiling point so how do I know if it works? etc).... I have to just wonder if choice anxiety, whatever chemicals in your waters, and the coddling in the west has just destroyed even the attempt to just boil water in an assertion of independent action. Combine this with how children generally inherit the values and choices of their parents and we have not just two degenerates, but what might just be seven in a worst case scenario.
 
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