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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Round two of Jack being utterly detached from reality.
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At least the dude he saw could work both of his hands?
 
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Dead Air said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uNSnuE05hT0
Yet another chinesium knife set.
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Fat retard still delusionally believes he can recreate his most watched video ever. Still wrong. Still retarded.

All this has done is add another knife to the graveyard.
EatYourVeggies said:
Also on the topic of knives, I'm surprised he's this excited over them, since he's too gimped to use them now, and even before the Wendigo took over his brain he was always buying semi-cooked crap that required minimal cooking, so I can't imagine his knives saw too much use.
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He's obsessed with knives for multiple reasons. The first is the same reason an unlikeable kid shows off his toy collection to the kids talking shit about them; to either get praise for the shiny or to feel superior over them to fill the hole. The second is he's a fucking retard who literally thinks eventually he'll find a magic toolkit that allows him to with no effort eat pounds of gud fud ASAP; he's constantly chasing that dragon.

Third reason is nostalgia fagging and delusion; his most ever watched video was him doing this exact set up, and due to insanity due to crippling brain damage, he's dumb enough to think he can recreate it in the exact same way. Another reason is these "unlikeable child flexes toys" videos allows him to avoid cooking, which saves the ego. Speaking of which, another reason is because it allows him to lie about blowing his mommy-wife's money on shit and claiming it's a sponsor so he can feel important.

So yeah, a lot of reasoning behind these worthless videos that just shows his incompetence and laziness with maintaining his chinesium knives.
 
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EvilDroid64 said:
I haven't seen this before, but looked into it given Jack's recent claim that he got fired for bashing the Mighty Ducks' name. I found this, where Jack describes his various "careers":



I also found this KIK-FM newsletter from July 1995 that mentions "Jack Attack" on page 3.

He's not mentioned in the November or December 1994 posters in the parent directory. The Mighty Ducks' first season was the 1993-1994 season. I had always thought he got fired before this, but the evidence here shows otherwise.
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You might want to check the date again it says its for July 1993.
 
Seventh Star said:
It feels wrong to see a man act like this in public and make fun of him, it reminds me of everyone making fun of Bruce Willis' terrible acting when it was obvious he was mentally impaired.
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The difference is that Bruce Willis is beloved and by all accounts a great guy, whereas Jack has always been an incompetent, narcissistic, arrogant, child-abusing, fake-Christian piece of shit.
 
Doesn't the host of a food show owe it to their audience to be open to new food experiences? I'm not saying someone who doesn't like fish should have to go to a sushi restaurant, but there isn't really a market for a carnivore cooking show. At all.
 
Seventh Star said:
It feels wrong to see a man act like this in public and make fun of him, it reminds me of everyone making fun of Bruce Willis' terrible acting when it was obvious he was mentally impaired.
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I feel bad for Willis, but seriously watch Die Hard 5 or the Death Wish remake dude was sleepwalking through jobs long before he got sick. As for Jack reap what you sow, he's in the state he's in because he wouldn't change or listen to anyone who warned him. A man drowning is sad a man drowning after he was told the river was going to flood and he should get the fuck out of there is a life lesson for others and he should be mocked for his stupidity that caused his situation.
 
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