💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AltisticRight]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uNSnuE05hT0
Yet another chinesium knife set.

This is their website.


Oh, I have seen these knives before.

This is a mass produced santoku knife that retails for less than 200 yuan.


I can probably find the exact one without the logo if I bother to try. All they did was put it in a wooden box and multiply the price by 4. This bullshit about VG10 Japanese steel again, which is actually inferior to Chinese and German steel in terms of hardness. I guess it makes sharpening less painful. German steel knives aren't amateur friendly when it comes to sharpening.



>That has real fibres and everything but it cut through no problem
I can cut through a celery stick with a butter knife you fat fucking retard.




He calls this thin?

I sacrificed a totally good cherry tomato because of this dumb fatty. It was around 0.8mm thin. I used the same type of knife as well. Any decently sharp knife can thinly slice fruits like tomatoes. I bet I can get it thinner if I used a normal sized one.


Did he glue the pineapple back together? This is dumb and embarrassing.


There's nothing wrong with using cheap knives, high end knives are more for the show and feeling, they are functionally the same as cheap Walmart knives as long as you sharpen them. Paying over $100 for something that's less than $30 from China makes this nothing but a scam.

 

[Puggers]

I wonder if this riveting story is going to be the main topic of his live today?

 

[EatYourVeggies]

What a lovely picture! Yoink!

I originally made my kiwifarms account with the express purpose of A-logging Jack Scalfani. Turns out that the username I chose was fated, with him going CARNIVOAR, and some people in his comments literally begging him to eat vegetables!

Also on the topic of knives, I'm surprised he's this excited over them, since he's too gimped to use them now, and even before the Wendigo took over his brain he was always buying semi-cooked crap that required minimal cooking, so I can't imagine his knives saw too much use.

This AI generated crap on his website sounds quite morbid in the context of his current health


Dark and bitter. Like his jokes SOUL

 

[AltisticRight]

Horrendous items on display.

Have you ever craved barbeque wooden chopsticks?

What cut of lamb is this?


DID JACK SCALFANI HAVE A STROKE WHEN HE TYPED THIS BECAUSE IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE


Look at the aliasing. If anyone gave me this as a gift, I'll give them a jet of hot liquid from a steam wand.


Speechless.

 

[desudesu]

Fat fuck is really going all out with his "Dilly Dolphin" store with the AI trash.

Also, fatty lied that he didn't eat the disgusting chicken pot pies that he made earlier.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack's on his live stream explaining that he sets the start time on the stream for 10:15am but he always starts at 10am. Because he thinks it'll just start streaming him if he sets it to 10... So it needs to be late so he can start on time?!

So tune in at 10 not 1015 even though the stream says 1015.

Can this man be any more retarded.

 

[eatler]

Dark and bitter

You can tell this really isn’t meant to be Jack merch because he wrote jokes instead of men….

 

[indomitable snowman]

Get you copyright infringement
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The circles almost highlight the boobs of the female models. With the appropriately busty woman I think it would looks quite hilarious.

Edit

I wonder if this riveting story is going to be the main topic of his live today

Apparently this happened a month ago?

https://nypost.com/2024/03/17/lifestyle/buc-ees-bans-man-for-bringing-his-service-duck-inside-store/

No shit live animals shouldn't be in a store with food being made. He got told 3 times before cops were called too.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Apparently this happened a month ago?

https://nypost.com/2024/03/17/lifestyle/buc-ees-bans-man-for-bringing-his-service-duck-inside-store/

No shit live animals shouldn't be in a store with food being made. He got told 3 times before cops were called too.

Always good to see annoying attention-seeking fags with their dumb "service animals" get BTFO.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

!New Victimhood Lore Update!​

On the live stream today, we got a lore dump about Jacks employment as a DJ in California in the 80s. Apparently, Jack thought it was stupid for the LA hockey team to be named 'the Mighty Ducks' and discussed it on his radio show.

This so enraged Disney that they called the radio station where Jack worked and demanded he be fired immediately.

EDIT: I almost forgot the bit where he claims that Disney has performed an internet wide scrubbing operation to ensure that no evidence of Jacks time on the radio show would exist as vengeance against his slander.

TLDR: Jack only lost his job because of WOLK DISNEY and not because of his shit personality and sub-atomic work ethic.

 

[AltisticRight]

No shit live animals shouldn't be in a store with food being made. He got told 3 times before cops were called too.

"Service duck"?
It's cute and all but stores have food items that can get contaminated very easily. How can a duck be a service animal? I guess anyone can make any animal a service animal, this guy knows it and he's taking full advantage of it.

 

[Dead Air]

!New Victimhood Lore Update!​

On the live stream today, we got a lore dump about Jacks employment as a DJ in California in the 80s. Apparently, Jack thought it was stupid for the LA hockey team to be named 'the Mighty Ducks' and discussed it on his radio show.

This so enraged Disney that they called the radio station where Jack worked and demanded he be fired immediately.

EDIT: I almost forgot the bit where he claims that Disney has performed an internet wide scrubbing operation to ensure that no evidence of Jacks time on the radio show would exist as vengeance against his slander.

TLDR: Jack only lost his job because of WOLK DISNEY and not because of his shit personality and sub-atomic work ethic.

So was he fired for playing only the music he wanted to instead of the approved stuff, or was he fired for complaining about a hockey teams name (?lol?)? Get your story straight, Jack. I highly doubt his brain can remember at this point anyway as soaked in fat and scar tissue as it is.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I hope that bitemoji avatar thing is turned into bacon for his next pizza, I want to see that thing get beheaded with a sharp piece of glass.

Even after all these years that fucking bitmoji doesn't fail at making me irrationally angry. The only thing i'm willing to give Jack kudos for.

 

[SandyCat]

Did the Wendigo take over and murder Tammy yet?

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

"Service duck"?
It's cute and all but stores have food items that can get contaminated very easily. How can a duck be a service animal? I guess anyone can make any animal a service animal, this guy knows it and he's taking full advantage of it.

Under ADA regulations, only dogs and miniature horses are recognized as service animals. Also, “emotional support” is not a legally valid service. They were absolutely right to kick this guy out.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I've decided to buy one of those semi-commercial ones for small restaurants, it weighs around 20kg/44lbs, quite large and I can buy every replacement part, down to every gear. If the blade of the KitchenAid attachment goes bad, I doubt one can purchase just that part. Hopefully it won't fail me. They also have attachments to grate stuff, I can stop bitching about hand grating cheese.

Commercial grinder? That makes more sense.

This shit just looks so pathetic...
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"THIS IS LIKE BUTTER" yes, the brand new knife can cut through celery... and then he can barely cut through a carrot. Hell, he can't even hold the knife properly in his "good" hand. There's no way Tammy didn't cut that pineapple for him, we already know she has to hang it. He can't even get the stupid name of the company right, while pretending Tammy didn't buy them. The damn chef knife... Tammy can't even cut through a tomato without sawing through it even though it's brand new, and she has probably one of the worst ways to cut something I've ever seen that wasn't intentionally bad.
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This is probably the most pathetic video Fatty has made. Not the worst, not the most gross, just sad and pathetic.

Everything Fatty does is pathetic.

The funniest thing about cutting a carrot is how you can literally cut one using the back of the knife. It will just snap right off. Of course it's a rough cut but so is what Fatty is doing.

You want to test the efficacy of good knife on a carrot? Julienne it. That will show you how sharp it is and your knife skills at the same time. Fatty treats a knife like a blunt instrument. No finesse. Just hack away at something until it's cut into large chunks.

There's nothing wrong with using cheap knives, high end knives are more for the show and feeling, they are functionally the same as cheap Walmart knives as long as you sharpen them. Paying over $100 for something that's less than $30 from China makes this nothing but a scam.

A good knife will not make a person a better cook. So yes, for the average user, they are purely for show. But they tend to hold an edge better, tend to be better balanced and tend to be treated better as your Walmart knife set you don't give a fuck if they get damaged. A good knife set however you want to keep in the best possible condition.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Under ADA regulations, only dogs and miniature horses are recognized as service animals. Also, “emotional support” is not a legally valid service. They were absolutely right to kick this guy out.

If he wasn't being a dick about it and causing a hassle for the employees it'd be a lot different situation as well. Just some tool needing a fix from the Internet updoot Skinner box.

 

[eatler]

Did the Wendigo take over and murder Tammy yet?

She’s still useful to help shovel food into his mouth. If she looses movement in her arms too then she will become a last resort food choice.

 

[Dead Air]

Spoiler: Mixer Sperging

Kitchenaids are absolute shit if you actually use them. When Hobart made them back in the day they used to be pretty good but they got bought out by Whirlpool in the 90's and have steadily been turned to shit since. I've gone through three of them in the last 10 years, and the weak point is always the gearbox. Inherently the design is flawed I think, or maybe its the quality of the gears and drive components but hanging over what you are mixing puts extra stress on the gears. If you make bread on the regular you may get one - two years out of it until you start getting the shake of death. Once that happens it is going to shake itself apart and start shaving metal off the gears until it won't run anymore. It doesn't matter the model either; after I broke the first two I upgraded to one of the premium models and died the same way.

If you want a mixer that actually will last you buy a Ankarsrum. They are about the same money as a premium KA but they are belt driven from the bottom of the machine and this thing is nigh indestructible. Powers through anything I've thrown at it, and have made bread once a week for two years thus far and its still running strong. Has all the same attachments as the KA, too. It does have a small learning curve compared to a KA though. I can't praise it enough.

 

[EvilDroid64]

I haven't seen this before, but looked into it given Jack's recent claim that he got fired for bashing the Mighty Ducks' name. I found this, where Jack describes his various "careers":

https://foodfightwrite2014.sched.com/speaker/jackscalfani

As radio became more automated, Jack decided on a career shift where he left radio to assist at the 3rd largest artist management company in the USA. He learned everything there was to know about managing artists over the next 4 years.

I also found this KIK-FM newsletter from July 1995 that mentions "Jack Attack" on page 3.

https://www.worldradiohistory.com/Archive-Station-Albums/KIKK-1995-07.pdf

He's not mentioned in the November or December 1994 posters in the parent directory. The Mighty Ducks' first season was the 1993-1994 season. I had always thought he got fired before this, but the evidence here shows otherwise.