💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[I am Jack's dead arm]

This stupid piece of shit, the "IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW" wank is maybe one of his most irritating traits. He is always so late to fucking everything, I expect to next see him put out a T-shirt with "WHERE'S HERB?" and a fucking Whopper on it.

Or "Where's the beef?" since that fits in with his fake carnivore diet.

 

[L Ton Tubbard]

This doesn’t make any sense because in the HP universe, the school houses were all named after famous wizards (Gryffindor, Slytherin etc.) It would be like calling it “The Monument of Washingt” or “The Tower of Eiff”. I haven’t read the books since I was a teenager and apparently Jack never has at all, he’s just interested in trying to grift off something that he thinks people like.

It's even more confusing because of the timing. There's no Harry Potter anything going on right now. No new games, movies, nothing. Why not wait until there's some kind of new big Harry Potter announcement or something to release this stuff? I guess he found another tutorial on youtube on how to do a successful etsy shop and it recommended you do totally random AI generated ripoff merch of a famous franchise.

 

[Dead Air]

Yet another chinesium knife set.

 

[Postal Dude]

I’m too high to figure out what this means. The fuck? Is he really putting a number on how many times he’s gone skydiving in Tammy’s colon?

 

[L Ton Tubbard]

Jack seems to spend a lot of time on social media and gets frustrated when he sees the same topic, meme or joke more than once.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uNSnuE05hT0
Yet another chinesium knife set.

The clear highlight of the video is the pineapple cutting segment. That's the most violent he's ever swung a knife at a pineapple

 

[Super Hans v2]

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I’m too high to figure out what this means. The fuck? Is he really putting a number on how many times he’s gone skydiving in Tammy’s colon?

No, it's that he can name 400 things he likes more than sex, like drinking melted Bacon Up.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Show mom how much you love her by gifting her an AI generated photo of a taco!

 

[Flonominal88]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uNSnuE05hT0
Yet another chinesium knife set.

How much longer before a knife slips and gets stuck in Tammy?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How much longer before a knife slips and gets stuck in Tammy?

What's the chance of it breaking in her?

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uNSnuE05hT0
Yet another chinesium knife set.

You can see the line where they pre-cut the pineapple. Why?

 

[ZipDisk]

That's the most violent he's ever swung a knife at a pineapple

Didn't he almost take off the gimp arm once?

 

[SteveGoatman]

It's even more confusing because of the timing. There's no Harry Potter anything going on right now. No new games, movies, nothing. Why not wait until there's some kind of new big Harry Potter announcement or something to release this stuff? I guess he found another tutorial on youtube on how to do a successful etsy shop and it recommended you do totally random AI generated ripoff merch of a famous franchise.

It's also stupid because the graphics don't make any sense. Why is the lightning bolt (referencing HP) in each of the school house shirts? Like...if you're a fan of the series you don't need an obvious/forced reference to HP because you've already done it by mentioning the house. HP the individual character doesn't really have any connection to any house other than Gryffindor. Also....what the hell is a "dilly dolphin"??

 

[L Ton Tubbard]

It's also stupid because the graphics don't make any sense. Why is the lightning bolt (referencing HP) in each of the school house shirts? Like...if you're a fan of the series you don't need an obvious/forced reference to HP because you've already done it by mentioning the house. HP the individual character doesn't really have any connection to any house other than Gryffindor.

I'm assuming he put "harry potter tshirt design" or something like that into an AI generator and just rolled with some random garbage design that put the lightning bolt in the glasses.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I was talking about Jack's stupid meat grinder video with a friend who works as a chef and got scolded hard after I said he should just use the KitchenAid. According to him, the KitchenAid sucks, any cheap $100 meat grinder from China would be "infinitely better". The KitchenAid is slower, low power, and does not handle a lot of meat types at all. He also said the meat grinding cylinder component should be cooled down prior to use, toss it in a fridge?

I guess I was wrong and dumb then. I suppose if you're grinding your own minced meat once in a while and bake a lot, the KitchenAid works decently. If you intend to grind your own meat all the time because supermarket ones aren't good (they're not), then most dedicated ones from China would do a superior job at the cost of just the KitchenAid attachment alone. Supermarket ground meat isn't good because they're essentially throwing everything into a machine, cuts of meat from different animals. You don't know what's in the ground meat.

I'll take the L and get myself something from China. Enjoy your W Jack.

Edit: For the same cost of that attachment, I can get a semi-commercial unit from China and they told me they sell every single component. If the thing ever breaks, I can just order replacement gears, blades, knobs and so on. Yikes.

Kitchenaid attachments are hit and miss. Half of them work well enough. The rest suck.

The grinder seems to be okay. "Binging with Babish" that's what he uses and he seems to use it to good effect. But, like a lot of people do, you need to not only chill your meat but your grinder attachments as well. Grinding your meat warm can sometimes turn it to mush.

Yeah, a dedicated grinder is one big loud machine that will take up a lot of space

Loud? Yes. Big? No.

Got a Black & Decker grinder that has a rather small footprint. Not overly loud but loud enough. And the Kitchenaid takes up WAY more space not to mention is heavier.

 

[ddlloo]

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You can see the line where they pre-cut the pineapple. Why?

You can see how far through he already cut. That's 90%.

 

[p1138]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uNSnuE05hT0
Yet another chinesium knife set.

This shit just looks so pathetic...

"THIS IS LIKE BUTTER" yes, the brand new knife can cut through celery... and then he can barely cut through a carrot. Hell, he can't even hold the knife properly in his "good" hand. There's no way Tammy didn't cut that pineapple for him, we already know she has to hang it. He can't even get the stupid name of the company right, while pretending Tammy didn't buy them. The damn chef knife... Tammy can't even cut through a tomato without sawing through it even though it's brand new, and she has probably one of the worst ways to cut something I've ever seen that wasn't intentionally bad.

This is probably the most pathetic video Fatty has made. Not the worst, not the most gross, just sad and pathetic.

 

[AltisticRight]

Get you copyright infringement
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Official HP merch is cheap already, who in their right mind would buy this garbage?

Loud? Yes. Big? No.

I've decided to buy one of those semi-commercial ones for small restaurants, it weighs around 20kg/44lbs, quite large and I can buy every replacement part, down to every gear. If the blade of the KitchenAid attachment goes bad, I doubt one can purchase just that part. Hopefully it won't fail me. They also have attachments to grate stuff, I can stop bitching about hand grating cheese.

 

[Major]

In typical fashion, Jack is about 10 years too late to the Harry Potter craze. Hasn't he heard that JK Rowling is a transphobic chud and we're not supposed to like Harry Potter anymore? I'm looking forward to his next shirts referencing zombies and bacon.

10? More like 20

This shit just looks so pathetic...
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"THIS IS LIKE BUTTER" yes, the brand new knife can cut through celery... and then he can barely cut through a carrot. Hell, he can't even hold the knife properly in his "good" hand. There's no way Tammy didn't cut that pineapple for him, we already know she has to hang it. He can't even get the stupid name of the company right, while pretending Tammy didn't buy them. The damn chef knife... Tammy can't even cut through a tomato without sawing through it even though it's brand new, and she has probably one of the worst ways to cut something I've ever seen that wasn't intentionally bad.
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This is probably the most pathetic video Fatty has made. Not the worst, not the most gross, just sad and pathetic.

The claw looks quite puffy and swollen there

 

[InterestRateHawk]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uNSnuE05hT0
Yet another chinesium knife set.

The lazy fucker gets the name of the company who sent in the knives wrong in the 10 second introduction. It could have been reshot with the bare minimum of effort or care.

Also Jack shamelessly admitting to not knowing the name of a knife on HIS cooking channel is just peak amerimut Jack slop.

I also audibly laughed at Jack cutting the carrot. It's like he's holding a floppy cock in his flabby claw. He does such a bad job at making the cuts consistent in width that it's comedy.