🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Axiom the Fucker said:
Cobra might need a subforum at this point with all the redditors entering, and NAL being more infamous. This thread is almost getting 20 pages per day, TWU.
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Ralphs original thread got closed at around 3600 posts because he was constantly delivering strange and bizarre things on different platforms in new and exciting ways. The motherfucker was impregnating BPD weirdos and launching wars against their fathers at the same time. He was drinking enough makers mark that would leave cobes in nap time and would make 10 new blood enemies for fun right after while shoveling xannies down his throat. Cobra jerked off on camera once? Ralph released revenge porn showing off his Memphis micro which resulted in people laughing at him and him catching a charge. He gave the Sektur™ it's name and declared himself the king of it. This was all before his board was made.

I love Cobes. Cobes is one of the funnest weirdos on the internet. In my opinion he gets shorted on the lolcow of the year nomination every year. But he is in no way deserving of an honor like Ethan Oliver Ralph, BISH.
 
Human Mystery said:
She's not goth, everybody. But she's competing with the ghost of Gothie with her wardrobe choice (and subsequent number of teeth at this rate).
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I would say more so with her imagined version of LN. She was always the one that got away of more recent times. Alicia I think is too old at this point, and Cobes hasn't really mentioned her much in years.
 
Orange Piccolo said:
*gay

Don’t censor yourself like a fag, nigger.
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This is true, as the parable goes: If you hang out on the rest of the internet instead of here, one day you'll be talking to your grandpa about classic muscle cars. He will tell you that a certain model is "highly regarded", you will snigger uncontrollably with snot coming out of your nose while you mutter to yourself "fuck sickoes" and "that's what's up". Grandpa will beat you to death with the butt of his M1 garand because he clocked you for a retarded faggot nigger tranny.
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
This is true, as the parable goes: If you hang out on the rest of the internet instead of here, one day you'll be talking to your grandpa about classic muscle cars. He will tell you that a certain model is "highly regarded", you will snigger uncontrollably with snot coming out of your nose while you mutter to yourself "fuck sickoes" and "that's what's up". Grandpa will beat you to death with the butt of his M1 garand because he clocked you for a retarded faggot nigger tranny.
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Based Grandpa.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
We already have two threads. One for general Cobes stuff and a second thread for the reddit alog crap. There isn't enough content for a subforum. If Null made one you would have two active threads then 20 dead ones that no one would post in.
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I don’t know. We would have at least three super active threads:

Why doesn’t Clint intervene?
Why isn’t he forced into a group home?
Is Homeboy Scotty really dead?
 
Bixby Snyder said:
I don’t know. We would have at least three super active threads:

Why doesn’t Clint intervene?
Why isn’t he forced into a group home?
Is Homeboy Scotty really dead?
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All three questions that will still remain a mystery
 
Bixby Snyder said:
I don’t know. We would have at least three super active threads:

Why doesn’t Clint intervene?
Why isn’t he forced into a group home?
Is Homeboy Scotty really dead?
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I'm like 90% sure all of these have been reasonably answered, by both actual confirmation from the Clinterview, as well as reasonable speculation on Josh's nature:

1. He can't, because Josh is a grown adult regardless of it all, and Clint fumbled the bag when he turned 18 and gave Josh the choice of having a guardian instead of just being one flat out - And if he pushes too far now the ego-driven boy will just cut him out of his life. no doubt starting a downward spiral into couch surfing followed by homelessness and death.

2. It would unironically kill him, he isn't mentally there to be able to stomach living in a group home, it takes being an actual retard like Larson, and even then you've probably seen the results it does on the mind.

3. Yes, I've seen the grave, most of us here have - It's tradition to visit it during Sky God week.
 
The clintposting loop cannot be stopped. It is a force of nature. Regardless if there is a dedicated thread for it or not, the cycle is eternal.
 
Bogliacci said:
The clintposting loop cannot be stopped. It is a force of nature. Regardless if there is a dedicated thread for it or not, the cycle is eternal.
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It wouldn't matter if there was a dedicated thread or not people would still come in here and ask the same three questions over and over again. It would be nice to have a little writeup to link those people though.
 
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