🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Lots of disability folks get evicted and thrown among the homeless. I kinda feel for Josh, because he does care enough to try not getting evicted, but not enough to overcome himself.
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Yeah, Josh lived in the first apartment for 8 years before being evicted and around 4 in this one.

Relatively speaking, he's a top-tier tenant for the Conquistador Apartments of the world - pays on time every month, long rental history, no hard drugs, no crime, no criminal record or sicko registration, no domestic violence. If anything I bet he's one of the longer-term tenants in the complex by now. Or was.
 
Potion_Time said:
Didn't he win lolcow of the year this last year?
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Nick Reiketa won lolcow of the year because at the final hour it was revealed he had been catfished by a 50 year old man going by the name Mandy. Now I thought Rackets had a good run all year but he definitely jumped in at the final hour and felting both Patposters and Bossman fans who I have nothing but sympathy for. Cobra was in the best lolcow board cow award and mudhole stomped everyone but was not nominated for the big award.

Because every year he gets SHAFTED and it is my yearly ritual to whine about it.

Seriously how the fuck you gonna nominate Cyraxx and treat my boy like puff by leaving him out in the cold?
 
He should have won Lolcow of the Year! ITS PISSING ME OFF!!

Gotta say the latest crab leg video is better quality than his usual phone leaned against a bottle shit
 
Slim Boglim said:
Alright, alright I’ll go easy on you. I don’t mean to be a nasty old gate keeper. I’ll just settle for proof of purchase of a Dank Crab Legs Tee Shirt. Just black out your personal info and post the receipt email here
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Oh fuck, it's on sale right now for $32.49 instead of $33.49. I really can't afford to not purchase this. Tactical soap and a crab legs shirt so the ladies see the competent good smelling chef before them. Gonna get some of age goth girls with this dankness TWU
 
Slim Boglim said:
Alright, alright I’ll go easy on you. I don’t mean to be a nasty old gate keeper. I’ll just settle for proof of purchase of a Dank Crab Legs Tee Shirt. Just black out your personal info and post the receipt email here
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Josh is truly a miracle, never in my life have I seen an item anywhere on a 0,03% sale - Literally playing limbo with promo codes just so the companies don't have to ditch him.
 
You know, there's a lot of speculation about when Josh will end things with NAL but I think it's pretty simple. He'll stop seeing her when the paypigs get tired of sending her there. Once she doesn't show up with zero effort it's over.
 
bunichan said:
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its sad he doesnt even want to b with her. he is only because he wants a tard gf but also cant b without tard gf. tard gf fuels his power lvl. oh i have a gf, but is tard.
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Jesus fuck, type like a human and not like a retarded faggot. I could barely understand what you were trying to say but I think I got the gist.
 
Unfriendly Eurofag said:
I am honestly curious if there are people who really hate Josh and why?
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plenty of people hate josh the usual reasons tend to be because they think he is lazy and taking advantage of people. or because of what happened with puff.

there are other reasons but they are mainly conspiracy theories crafted up by a-logs who need as many reasons as possible to hate josh.

he cant just be a random autist who makes gross food online he has to be some form of monster who steals from people to fuel his multiple drug addictions in between saying every slur you can think of and trying to sexually harass any woman he goes near.

but yeah conspiracy stuff aside the main stuff is that they hate that his dad takes care of him and people throw money at him to drink himself to death and make gross food instead of working at a job and being miserable like they are.
The Bradtagonist said:
You know, there's a lot of speculation about when Josh will end things with NAL but I think it's pretty simple. He'll stop seeing her when the paypigs get tired of sending her there. Once she doesn't show up with zero effort it's over.
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you actually make a really good point that i never thought of before. every flight she gets there is because of random paypigs. the second they stop doing that it would be on josh to pay for it which i do not see him doing. but who knows even if paypigs stop im sure some random a-log who sees how much NAL makes cobes suffer would be more than willing to help send her over there.
 
Unfriendly Eurofag said:
Now that the gay stuff is off my chest I am honestly curious if there are people who really hate Josh and why?
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I’d argue they hate him less as opposed to the “concept” of him. There’s a lot of wageslaves who bitch and moan that he gets disability and welfare but I don’t know what they expect him to do, he’s clearly not cut out for a conventional job at this point, maybe a dishwasher as I have met a few in old jobs that could only work a few hours so that their tugboat wouldn’t be taken away. It’s really just a bunch of jealous people, and the ones who aren’t jealous use Josh as an easy way to project something wrong with themselves on to him, case in point is that one redditard who had a retarded brother.
 
The Bradtagonist said:
You know, there's a lot of speculation about when Josh will end things with NAL but I think it's pretty simple. He'll stop seeing her when the paypigs get tired of sending her there. Once she doesn't show up with zero effort it's over.
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Agreed, doubt Josh could even save up to get her there either. Boys probably never had more than few hundred dollars to his name.
 
I know that American airlines will let you pay with PayPal because once in awhile...wait am I thinking of Delta airlines shit...

Sometimes I'll be somewhere far away from my wallet and I'll have to buy a plane ticket. I have an account and I'll be like. Oh yeah let me just pay and it'll be like yeah enter your security code and I'll be like fuck that I'll just go to PayPal.

So he has PayPal and if he has a balance he could technically pay for a plane ride. I don't know what the shit tier airlines use for currency as I'm not amongst the Poor's.
 
There's a lot of wheel spinning in this thread with the loopz. But that shitty fb group "KingCobraJFS Better Not Go Live BOY Regard Posting" is something else.
I'm sorry I ever made fun of the looping here, I have seen the grass on the other side and it's covered in dog shit
 
The Bradtagonist said:
You know, there's a lot of speculation about when Josh will end things with NAL but I think it's pretty simple. He'll stop seeing her when the paypigs get tired of sending her there. Once she doesn't show up with zero effort it's over.
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Oh yeah no way in hell is he gonna pay her way. She is also incapable of raising money for herself. That actually makes me question what she does for weed money and food money.
 
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