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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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desudesu said:
The thing is, for that glove to work, it must complement aspects like physiotherapy and rehabilitation, particularly during the early stages of a stroke. Jack, who always wants things (and FUD) NOW NOW NOW NOW! probably believed that the glove was a panacea for curing his stroke and simply gave up because "it didn't work immediately." Not only did fatty refuse to follow up with physiotherapy and rehabilitation early in the stroke, except for when he was forced to do so in the nursing home, but he has also repeatedly disregarded his doctors' advice. Instead, he only listens to his brother Charles for stroke advice (e.g., adopting a carnivore diet to heal himself), for some bizarre reason holding his brother in extremely high regard.
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The stupidest thing is that in his update video when he's in the nursing home and they're making him do his physio he's got electrodes attached to his right arm and the nurse is helping him move it. But he's able to open his fingers and grasp things but having trouble letting go.

If you listen to him during that time he sounds like he's almost in tears because he hasn't been able to do that in years.

Yeah. And had he gone to physio and worked at it he might have gotten some use of his arm back. But no. He's a lazy fucker and unless he's got no choice and they force him to do it he's just going to ignore it. Which makes perfect sense for him. He can't take responsibility for anything.

densedance said:
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Yeah that sounds like something a person with no brains would think of.

Andoxico said:
>Man with multiple failed business ventures gives business advice

TAKE OFF YOU UNDERWEAR
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Da FUQ is he trying to say? "Stop live according to others" and "#Y2K"? Yeah either I'm missing something here or Jagoff really has no idea what's going on. Unless it's all the religious nuts saying this eclipse is some kind of sign because it makes an "X" over the United States?

Honestly no idea what Strokey McStrokebrain is trying to say.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
What is he even trying to say?
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From the live chat Saturday, Jack is somehow under the impression that people are freaking out and predicting doom over the eclipse because Indiana declared a state of emergency for today. This was just a pre-emptive move by the state as they expected large crowds and heavy traffic. I live in a non-total eclipse part of Indiana. It's a beautiful day today and everyone in the town I work in was outside at 2 PM to watch it. So yes Jack, I really enjoyed this sunny day and watched the eclipse, get fucked.
 
Yeah, while the eclipse I got was not as neat as the one from 2017, it was still pretty neat. I think Jack's just pissy because his wall eyes make him unable to actually see it. Plus he can't eat it.

It's also hilarious that the entitled idiot who LARPs as a prepper and who constantly demands the rapture so Daddy-God can smite his trolls is shitting on an imaginary group of people who think that this eclipse is an end-times thing.
 
 
a terminal posture said:
From the live chat Saturday, Jack is somehow under the impression that people are freaking out and predicting doom over the eclipse because Indiana declared a state of emergency for today. This was just a pre-emptive move by the state as they expected large crowds and heavy traffic. I live in a non-total eclipse part of Indiana. It's a beautiful day today and everyone in the town I work in was outside at 2 PM to watch it. So yes Jack, I really enjoyed this sunny day and watched the eclipse, get fucked.
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If Jack really means that people shouldn't be terrified of a rapture or whatever because of the eclipse, then he's entirely right but he just worded it as retarded as humanly possible which is no surprise given it's Jack.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
If Jack really means that people shouldn't be terrified of a rapture or whatever because of the eclipse, then he's entirely right but he just worded it as retarded as humanly possible which is no surprise given it's Jack.
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Even a broken clock tells the time twice a day but even Fatty manages to fumble that lmao
 
Andoxico said:
TAKE OFF YOU UNDERWEAR
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Wait, I think I figured it out!

Our underwear is a literal solar eclipse; it prevents the sun from shining where the sun don't shine.

Watching anti-establishment videos about the solar eclipse must have prompted Jack's algorithm to show him perineal sunning, about five years after the fad peaked:
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EatBeforeYouEat said:
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Jack is so retarded that he saw the usual conspiracy bullshit online and, like a true strokebrain, assumed the overwhelming majority of the population thought the world was ending today. Now he is feeling extra smug and telling boomerbook "I told ya so!".
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How long can this stroked-out individual with maybe two functional limbs continue to live with such minimal brain function?
 
EatBeforeYouEat said:
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Jack is so retarded that he saw the usual conspiracy bullshit online and, like a true strokebrain, assumed the overwhelming majority of the population thought the world was ending today. Now he is feeling extra smug and telling boomerbook "I told ya so!".
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Jack probably read the stupid rapture conspiracies.
 
p1138 said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rYIGFq2XFwYSince people forgot the link.

He basically admits he's copying tiktok. Says he's going to eat it which.. isn't carnivore.

It's genuinely impressive that even Fatty thinks this is weird. The reality is it sounds fucking digusting, and his idea of using milk wouldn't make it any better.

He's saying not to use oil when boiling pasta, which is fine. But then he says not to salt the water... which is fucking retarded.

2:50 "its turned into like a cheese sauce" no it's a fucking disgusting hot bowl of watery cheese flavored breakfast cereal.
3:35 That looks fucking vile. Just use boxed mac and cheese.. "doesn't look that bad" if you thought it was going to be awful, why the fuck did you make a whole tray of the shit? He has Tammy eat it, but we know damn well he's going to chow down on this shit off camera. It's why he's made zero progress in 3 months of his carnivore bullshit.
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The fact that he used that AI thumbnail made me laugh harder than I have in months. The retarded fork and all the random pots… yet Jack thought the picture was perfect.
 
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