💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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I also always have to go to the clip of him crying about his claw being semi operational during therapy.
An adult, a functioning mature person, would let an event like that affect how they live their life, making changes for the better. Jack is a stubborn greedy child and nothing that will genuinely improve his existence is ever worth the effort. FUD NAO.
 
Does he have any sensation at all in his claw, or is it just meaty tumour at this stage?
 
Does he have any sensation at all in his claw, or is it just meaty tumour at this stage?
At some point he's mentioned he had trouble feeling hot and cold with the claw, but he's also a liar. It would be very much in character for him to say that he can't feel hot or cold, when he can't feel anything at all, because he's not technically lying. Like when he said he lost the use of his arm in an "accident", and when someone said: "but I thought you had a stroke" he replied: "Well I didn't have a stroke on purpose."
 
At some point he's mentioned he had trouble feeling hot and cold with the claw, but he's also a liar. It would be very much in character for him to say that he can't feel hot or cold, when he can't feel anything at all, because he's not technically lying. Like when he said he lost the use of his arm in an "accident", and when someone said: "but I thought you had a stroke" he replied: "Well I didn't have a stroke on purpose."
and it was his second stroke wasn't it, or his 3rd? I lose track of how many times God has tried to finish him off.
 
and it was his second stroke wasn't it, or his 3rd? I lose track of how many times God has tried to finish him off.
There is a potential 1st stroke that he shrugged off, mentioned in his blog from time immemorial. His first official documented stroke he lucked out on and had no noticeable physical damage, but people have commented that was the obvious beginning of his cognitive decline, his 2nd official documented stroke is the one that took his arm, the one that took place while filming the "coffee sock" video, where the beginning of the video is pre stroke, and the end of the video is post stroke.
 
Don't forget how he also now has dysphagia and roaring headaches from nerve pain now. So even eating is suffering for him now.
Good.

Maybe he'll stop shoving food down this throat and actually lose some weight.

Yeah yeah, gimme my rainbows.

At some point he's mentioned he had trouble feeling hot and cold with the claw, but he's also a liar. It would be very much in character for him to say that he can't feel hot or cold, when he can't feel anything at all, because he's not technically lying. Like when he said he lost the use of his arm in an "accident", and when someone said: "but I thought you had a stroke" he replied: "Well I didn't have a stroke on purpose."
He was wearing this... electro-shock glove for a while that was supposed to... relearn his nerves to work again and he said he could feel it in his hand. But that's kind of bullshit because nerves don't "relearn" when the portion of the brain that controls them is dead.
 
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He was wearing this... electro-shock glove for a while that was supposed to... relearn his nerves to work again and he said he could feel it in his hand. But that's kind of bullshit because nerves don't "relearn" when the portion of the brain that controls them is dead.
The thing is, for that glove to work, it must complement aspects like physiotherapy and rehabilitation, particularly during the early stages of a stroke. Jack, who always wants things (and FUD) NOW NOW NOW NOW! probably believed that the glove was a panacea for curing his stroke and simply gave up because "it didn't work immediately." Not only did fatty refuse to follow up with physiotherapy and rehabilitation early in the stroke, except for when he was forced to do so in the nursing home, but he has also repeatedly disregarded his doctors' advice. Instead, he only listens to his brother Charles for stroke advice (e.g., adopting a carnivore diet to heal himself), for some bizarre reason holding his brother in extremely high regard.
 
The thing is, for that glove to work, it must complement aspects like physiotherapy and rehabilitation, particularly during the early stages of a stroke. Jack, who always wants things (and FUD) NOW NOW NOW NOW! probably believed that the glove was a panacea for curing his stroke and simply gave up because "it didn't work immediately." Not only did fatty refuse to follow up with physiotherapy and rehabilitation early in the stroke, except for when he was forced to do so in the nursing home, but he has also repeatedly disregarded his doctors' advice. Instead, he only listens to his brother Charles for stroke advice (e.g., adopting a carnivore diet to heal himself), for some bizarre reason holding his brother in extremely high regard.
You don't understand, he was wearing the glove AND praying. If that couldn't fix it, nothing could. Or would you dare suggest that man can achieve what God cannot?
 
What has this tiny avocado tool seen? What horrors has it witnessed?

It looks like a small gangrenous penis at this angle, though. Lol.

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One of many Jack's purchases that makes no sense, I could see it being one of those avocado peeling, cutting and deseeding tools.

Maybe he'll stop shoving food down this throat and actually lose some weight.
He can lose weight by amputating that extra meaty tumour growing from his abdomen that he's not using.
 
Just realized Jack accidentally put some clickb8 video about Etsy into his pizza wars playlist. Probably where he got the idea to start shitting up Etsy with AI generated slop.
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Just realized Jack accidentally put some clickb8 video about Etsy into his pizza wars playlist. Probably where he got the idea to start shitting up Etsy with AI generated slop.
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My guess is Jack is throwing a bunch of shit at a wall and hoping somebody eventually bites. Most of this stuff is probably dirt cheap to produce because he doesn't have to go through the whole process of actually making the art and putting on there (which is even funnier because most of the items are listed as "handmade"). The biggest problem though is not only is everything on there ai, mugs that have been made 100 times or some other derivative horseshit, but you can get similar items on Etsy or even Amazon for less (and likely of higher quality).

Also, as of April 7th, nobody's purchased anything from Jack's Etsy except his "Lazy Man's Cookbook", which is just a 5 dollar PDF download and not an actual, physical cookbook, but also something that's been archived in this thread for free.
 
The thing is, for that glove to work, it must complement aspects like physiotherapy and rehabilitation, particularly during the early stages of a stroke. Jack, who always wants things (and FUD) NOW NOW NOW NOW! probably believed that the glove was a panacea for curing his stroke and simply gave up because "it didn't work immediately." Not only did fatty refuse to follow up with physiotherapy and rehabilitation early in the stroke, except for when he was forced to do so in the nursing home, but he has also repeatedly disregarded his doctors' advice. Instead, he only listens to his brother Charles for stroke advice (e.g., adopting a carnivore diet to heal himself), for some bizarre reason holding his brother in extremely high regard.
The glove also came later. At first he just tried to will the arm into working (anyone have that "Jesus healed my arm" gangsta lean pic?) and after that didn't work, he started messing with the rehab glove thing and unsurprisingly that worked out even less because 1) it was months after the fact and 2) he still continued to neglect the rehab part and just relied on the magical silver bullet gadget to do it for him.
 
And then he gets ANGY when he gets no comments (cos he has no members). I also chuckle at 'YOU'D MAKE TONS OF $$', as if YT was struggling with money.
It's always smile inducing when I see people say shit like "if you make it so people have to pay money to do something they can do for free/cheaper elsewhere, then they'll just pay." If people are going to pay to be members on a YT channel, they're already members. Forcing them to pay to comment won't change that.
 
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