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When will Jack drop dead?

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Well DUH. Why would this be surprising to anybody? You see somebody returning their cart, you say, "mind if I take that?". Hand them the quarter and you're off.
It's almost like normal people living in a society will arrange things that are mutually beneficial and interact courteously with each other. This is only a mystery to absolute utter faggots like Jack.
 
It's almost like normal people living in a society will arrange things that are mutually beneficial and interact courteously with each other. This is only a mystery to absolute utter faggots like Jack.
Nah, it's proof to Fatty that he is above everyone else who goes out of their way to ignore his obnoxious ass. Remember, he's got no self awareness. He goes to church, listens to his weekly brainwashing about doing good deeds, yadda yadda, and rather than assume he is the problem when he's out in the world... everyone else is a godless heathen that isn't close to his level of personal enlightenment.

Almost like a... dunning-kruger effect but for social interaction. And we know that dunning-kruger basically describes him with regard to everything else already. I'm sure fatty could make for an interesting case study about various types of cognitive bias.
 
god, he sounds so tired. He must be so exhausted all the time, probably in pain too. It's looking in to the future 60 years.
You are NOT exaggerating. Other than when he was in the hospital/rehab place I don't think I've ever heard him sound worse.
 
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a corollary is that after 2 decades on youtube he still can't shoot or edit a video worth shit. the "FLAV-R Q" review spends most of the video centering his gross gnarled arm and ballooned-floating-corpse beachball gut
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Not an avid watcher of Jack but is his right arm stuck in contraction like that? Bud needs to roll a felt rag up around that hoof before his nails start to cut into his palm.
 
Not an avid watcher of Jack but is his right arm stuck in contraction like that? Bud needs to roll a felt rag up around that hoof before his nails start to cut into his palm.
More or less, but the worst of the contraction seems to be negated by the stagnant fluid bloat pushing everything back out. A horrifying stable-state system right there.
 
Has anyone considered that the scale is wrong because it's physical impossible for jack to stand up without leaning or holding anything? I think hammy helps him stand at the scale so his full weights not on it. We will probably never get a true reading.
 
Has anyone considered that the scale is wrong because it's physical impossible for jack to stand up without leaning or holding anything? I think hammy helps him stand at the scale so his full weights not on it. We will probably never get a true reading.
If you're that bad, you'd be unable to get onto or off the shitter yourself, he'd have tumbled face first into the wall by now. I think its more likely that he's just making shit up rather than being honest with unintentional deceptions.
 
If you're that bad, you'd be unable to get onto or off the shitter yourself, he'd have tumbled face first into the wall by now. I think its more likely that he's just making shit up rather than being honest with unintentional deceptions.
People also forget that (heightwise) Jack is legitimately tiny. He's such a manlet that Ben Shapiro would tower over him, he's 5'2"-5'4" maximum. Its not unfeasible that someone that short could be as obese as Jack is at 260lbs, especially when you consider that Jack has little to no muscle mass from a lifetime of being completely sedentary.
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