I loathe whenever Jack gets into an "unlikeable child tries to show off toys to get friends/flex" binges like this, because they're all absolute snoozers that can be summed up as "he eats pounds of poorly seasoned and trimmed burned and raw product".
Is this fat fucking faggot using a piece of cardboard as a cutting board?
god, he sounds so tired. He must be so exhausted all the time, probably in pain too. It's looking in to the future 60 years.
It's almost like normal people living in a society will arrange things that are mutually beneficial and interact courteously with each other. This is only a mystery to absolute utter faggots like Jack.
Nah, it's proof to Fatty that he is above everyone else who goes out of their way to ignore his obnoxious ass. Remember, he's got no self awareness. He goes to church, listens to his weekly brainwashing about doing good deeds, yadda yadda, and rather than assume he is the problem when he's out in the world... everyone else is a godless heathen that isn't close to his level of personal enlightenment.
Pretty sure given Jack's church, the sermons lean more toward glassing the Middle East, making money you don't deserve and sucking the dick of God-Emperor Donald.
Sure, likely after the laser and pyrotechnic halftime show.
You are NOT exaggerating. Other than when he was in the hospital/rehab place I don't think I've ever heard him sound worse.
You guys happy that his avatar mocks you even during his “weight loss journey”
Since weight is mass times gravity constant (9.8ms^(-2) on Earth), the only way for this fat faggot to weigh 259 is if he got catapulted to the moon.
Oh no looks like someone finally told Fatty that a wide pulse with a low number being in the 60s is terrible. Now he'll just make up boring numbers until he thinks he can ditch it and eat all the candy he wants, damn his a-logging brother who jerks it to russian women whispering to him.
Not an avid watcher of Jack but is his right arm stuck in contraction like that? Bud needs to roll a felt rag up around that hoof before his nails start to cut into his palm.
OGAY, MY DIET CAN EAT AS MUCH AS WANT MOM
More or less, but the worst of the contraction seems to be negated by the stagnant fluid bloat pushing everything back out. A horrifying stable-state system right there.
If you're that bad, you'd be unable to get onto or off the shitter yourself, he'd have tumbled face first into the wall by now. I think its more likely that he's just making shit up rather than being honest with unintentional deceptions.
People also forget that (heightwise) Jack is legitimately tiny. He's such a manlet that Ben Shapiro would tower over him, he's 5'2"-5'4" maximum. Its not unfeasible that someone that short could be as obese as Jack is at 260lbs, especially when you consider that Jack has little to no muscle mass from a lifetime of being completely sedentary.