💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Seymour Duncan]

In ways, Jack being a nightmare cook moving to a low grade slop eating pig for decades makes him an easy cow, because not everyone digs into history etc some people just watch a video and will never know Jacks history as an awful human. In a way I envy them, they just see "ha ha fat man bad at chef" They don't know about choking Garret, church chili, scams, etc. To many Jack is just a comical fat man. Older Jack was in ways like how many places show Santa Clause a big ole happy fat guy. He has a wholesome act, one can't deny.

I've said it before, but that layering makes Jack one of my favorite cows. There's a lot of lore to dig into if you're into that but none of it is mandatory, you can just put on a "greatest hits" playlist at a frat party and get instant entertainment without having to study for a bachelor's in cow-ology.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

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I'm pretty positive Jack is praising this because Tucker Carlson did on his recent Russia visit. Jack is incapable for original thoughts or opinions.

Nah, it's a thing that's been done forever but he's making it out to be some esoteric ritual that scares millenials and zoomers

 

[Aunt Carol]

And seriously, all he has to do is spend a couple minutes with a damned normal grill brush, which btw I've never seen in his videos sitting to the side or somewhere else readily available.

Not a grill owner myself, but please be cautious and/or avoid using wire grill brushes. There are so many published cases of wire bristle ingestion/retention, and sometimes it takes people a while to even realize that's what happened to them. Abdominal pain can mean so many things, and the bristles are so small.



Free access, pictures: Grill Brush Bristle Case Series: Three Unique Presentations of Ingested Foreign Bodies (archive). The last one is the scariest: they couldn't find it in an EGD, saw its effects but not the bristle on a CT... and then, months later, the patient somehow told the screening tech that he didn't have any metal foreign bodies in him and had an MRI for unrelated issues. After which the pain, shockingly, recurred.

Well, if Tammy ever reads the thread, there's a fun project for her. There's video evidence of how Jack eats, so it wouldn't even be suspicious if he ended up a case study of a 50-something year old man with several dozen retained grill brush wires. Jack would appreciate it, too: finally, his name is carved into history.

I've said it before, but that layering makes Jack one of my favorite cows.

In Jack's case, wouldn't it be marbling?

 

[Enig]

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I'm pretty positive Jack is praising this because Tucker Carlson did on his recent Russia visit. Jack is incapable for original thoughts or opinions.

Good time to find out Jack's opinion on the french by telling him about the store CNN bowtie man wandered around.

 

[p1138]

Not a grill owner myself, but please be cautious and/or avoid using wire grill brushes. There are so many published cases of wire bristle ingestion/retention, and sometimes it takes people a while to even realize that's what happened to them. Abdominal pain can mean so many things, and the bristles are so small.

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Free access, pictures: Grill Brush Bristle Case Series: Three Unique Presentations of Ingested Foreign Bodies (archive). The last one is the scariest: they couldn't find it in an EGD, saw its effects but not the bristle on a CT... and then, months later, the patient somehow told the screening tech that he didn't have any metal foreign bodies in him and had an MRI for unrelated issues. After which the pain, shockingly, recurred.

Well, if Tammy ever reads the thread, there's a fun project for her. There's video evidence of how Jack eats, so it wouldn't even be suspicious if he ended up a case study of a 50-something year old man with several dozen retained grill brush wires. Jack would appreciate it, too: finally, his name is carved into history.

In Jack's case, wouldn't it be marbling?

Yeah, that can happen...

From halfassing the cleaning of your grill and allowing things to hide in shit, or being one of those types that keeps a grill brush around for far longer than its lifespan. Think about any other cleaning utensils... kitchen sponge, toilet brush, etc. there's a point where it's very obvious its time to throw them out.

If you actually clean your grill, that thing should basically be spotless. No buildup, definitely no rust(seen that fail plenty of times), no burners falling apart on a gas grill, not having the bottom of a basic weber falling out, etc. If you keep things clean and well maintained, it is easier to keep them cleaned and well maintained.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm a weirdo, I enjoy cleaning my grill something about it is just rewarding feeling. If you're not big on cleaning you can always use alum foil over the grill itself. You don't get the marks clearly but, when doing things that tend to flare up or something that's been marinated it's def handy trick, and as mentioned cleaning is a breeze.

Thinking of the quarter thing remember on some vacation Jr being a faggot and racked up like 2 dollars and acted like he was king shit? Major cringe from cum sock cali.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Instead of a grill brush, use balled up aluminum foil.

 

[lindsayfan]

Whose full name?

yours, we're doxing you

 

[AltisticRight]

Jack is probably too fat and too fucking lazy to clean it properly. I look forward to this fat pig ingesting those bristles.

 

[Tiresome]

Instead of a grill brush, use balled up aluminum foil.

A chainmail scrubber like you use for cast iron also works great to get off the tough bits.

 

[Andoxico]

Is this a new low for Jack's lack of self-awareness?

 

[AbyssDweller]

Is this a new low for Jack's lack of self-awareness?
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"People need to (gurgles incoherently)"

Compare the Jack of today with the Jack of just over a decade ago.

Sure, Jack's always been a fat, ugly, low IQ piece of shit. But the amount that he's aged in just the last ten years is shocking. Back in 2013 he at least had a functioning eye, arm, vocal chords, motor skills, face pain (?) and was able to walk (well, waddle) on his own. He's only in his mid-50s now and the guy looks like a septuagenarian that belongs in a nursing home. It truly couldn't have happened to a nicer human being.

 

[a terminal posture]

Is this a new low for Jack's lack of self-awareness?
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From a guy in his 50's who dresses like he's 12.

 

[eatler]

Is this a new low for Jack's lack of self-awareness?
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I’ve seen movie stars who did coke, smoked cigarettes and drank until their 90s who have Aged more gracefully and more cognitive than him. I wonder if he has the trans dysphoria where he looks at his FB avatar and think that’s how he looks in real life.

 

[VenomPlug]

From the Carnivore Truth™ group. More burned MEETS coming!

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I’ve seen movie stars who did coke, smoked cigarettes and drank until their 90s who have Aged more gracefully and more cognitive than him. I wonder if he has the trans dysphoria where he looks at his FB avatar and think that’s how he looks in real life.

He definitely has self delusion. It why he posts his (faked) numbers and thinks they're GUD and why he claims in videos that he's doing great.

As for cleaning the grills, just look at the the videos where you can see around his house. It's disgusting, the guy is basically a lazy hoarder. He can't even be bothered to clean off the dandruff on his face before doing a video. I guarantee you he smells like literal ass. He lies in bed all day, can't bathe on his own, and can't wipe his own ass.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Is this a new low for Jack's lack of self-awareness?
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Jack being a non-self-reflective retard is a given, but what usually brings about these kinds of pissy posts is something he has no reason to give a second thought about.

I'm guessing during the post light show donuts and coffee, he overheard some gossip of a 50 and 40 year old getting married. That dude would be robbing the craddle! He should be shacking up with some fat, ugly, cunt of a woman his own age like Jack did.

 

[Gulls on Film]

From the Carnivore Truth™ group. More burned MEETS coming!

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Always enjoy a nice screenshot of uncredited Tammy Hand whenever Jack is attempting to LARP as a man with two working arms.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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I'm pretty positive Jack is praising this because Tucker Carlson did on his recent Russia visit. Jack is incapable for original thoughts or opinions.

Well DUH. Why would this be surprising to anybody? You see somebody returning their cart, you say, "mind if I take that?". Hand them the quarter and you're off.

It's a quarter deposit. You put in a coin, the mechanism lock the coin and unlocks the cart. When you return the cart, it locks the cart and unlocks your coin. It helps encourage people to leave the carts in the corral where they belong instead of scattered around the parking lot, and it helps discourage homeless people from stealing them to cart around all their earthly possessions.

Yeah but to Fatty this is only something that those in the know are aware of.

He likes to think he's smart but the man is a fucking idiot.

Not a grill owner myself, but please be cautious and/or avoid using wire grill brushes. There are so many published cases of wire bristle ingestion/retention, and sometimes it takes people a while to even realize that's what happened to them. Abdominal pain can mean so many things, and the bristles are so small.

This is why I use a wood scraper for the day to day cleaning.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Why does he type in all caps like that?

LIKE ALL CAPS BETTER