Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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The funniest part of Lowtax's suicide arc was 100 percent the tranny prostitute paid to take a shit on a glass table while he laid under it and jerked off
 
TiggerNits said:
The funniest part of Lowtax's suicide arc was 100 percent the tranny prostitute paid to take a shit on a glass table while he laid under it and jerked off
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Plus that said Tranny prostitute used the pictures taken in the McMansion on their profile, allowing some autist to do an MSPaint with the McMansions real estate listing proving said tranny prostitute was in the McMansion for a photoshoot.
 
TiggerNits said:
The funniest part of Lowtax's suicide arc was 100 percent the tranny prostitute paid to take a shit on a glass table while he laid under it and jerked off
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The REAL Lowtax would've made it a wacky zany forums challenge for troons to shit on his glass table while he jerked off.
 
It's still fucking hilarious that during one of the tranny uprisings lowtax barged into one of their threads and after being asked if he supported trans rights he replied with "i'm an ally, I fap to tranny porn all the time"
 
Troon Whisperer said:
It's still fucking hilarious that during one of the tranny uprisings lowtax barged into one of their threads and after being asked if he supported trans rights he replied with "i'm an ally, I fap to tranny porn all the time"
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It's funny because that's that worst thing he could have possibly said. There are trannies that literally want to be treated as women, and trannies that embrace being fetishized as chicks with dicks and make a fortune topping gay men. The first group HATES the second.
 
Never Scored said:
It's funny because that's that worst thing he could have possibly said. There are trannies that literally want to be treated as women, and trannies that embrace being fetishized as chicks with dicks and make a fortune topping gay men. The first group HATES the second.
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The second are often not even troons but just gay traps. For some reason they're generally more feminine and put pride into their appearance while not giving a shit what pronouns you use.

I guess you get sensitive about your pronouns when you're some hairy-backed fat freak who looks more like Carl Brutananadilewski than a woman.
 
How much activity does SA even gets this days? How dead it truly is?
 
Kirtto said:
How much activity does SA even gets this days? How dead it truly is?
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It's not dead in terms of activity, there are still a few thousand users logged in at any time and probably over ten thousand daily visitors. It's not about to die anytime soon, the people still posting there are goons for life.

When people say "dead and gay", they just mean it's stagnating, just the same old shit over and over. The time when Something Awful had any wider relevance and was a significant online hub ended two decades ago. That's why this thread is kinda low-activity too, at some point what more is there to say other than "goons gonna goon".
 
Something Awful said:
That's why this thread is kinda low-activity too, at some point what more is there to say other than "goons gonna goon".
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Just the thread on Kyanka himself is over 1,000 pages, two-thirds of the number of pages in this thread, he's literally gay and dead and six feet under, but his thread remains almost as active as this.
 
Something Awful said:
It's not dead in terms of activity, there are still a few thousand users logged in at any time and probably over ten thousand daily visitors. It's not about to die anytime soon, the people still posting there are goons for life.
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You know I did some digging and found some interesting discrepancy. According to Similarweb, which granted I am not sure how reliable it is, KF is far more popular than SA.

SA:
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KF:
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However when you look at users browsing, SA has more users online than KF:
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I wonder what might be the cause of this discrepancy in data
 
AnOminous said:
Just the thread on Kyanka himself is over 1,000 pages, two-thirds of the number of pages in this thread, he's literally gay and dead and six feet under, but his thread remains almost as active as this.
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He might come back to life though and we have to be ready.
 
Troon Whisperer said:
It's still fucking hilarious that during one of the tranny uprisings lowtax barged into one of their threads and after being asked if he supported trans rights he replied with "i'm an ally, I fap to tranny porn all the time"
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This was one of the best things Lowtax did a he neared the end. Thank you for reminding me of it.
 
retard strength II said:
This was one of the best things Lowtax did a he neared the end. Thank you for reminding me of it.
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I thought him paying a tranny to take a shit over him while he laid beneath a glass-bottomed table was funnier. What an immaculate prelude to a suicide.
 
Kirtto said:
You know I did some digging and found some interesting discrepancy. According to Similarweb, which granted I am not sure how reliable it is, KF is far more popular than SA.

I wonder what might be the cause of this discrepancy in data
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Are the results the same if you use forums.somethingawful.com instead of just www.somethingawful.com?

Because SA doesn't really have a front page anymore.
 
AnOminous said:
I thought him paying a tranny to take a shit over him while he laid beneath a glass-bottomed table was funnier. What an immaculate prelude to a suicide.
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More absurd but I don't know, telling all the hulking fat MtFs that had taken over his forums by this point that he is an ally because he, too, likes some tranny ladyboy porn, was so out-of-touch with the retardation that had overtaken SA. He really thought telling them that could bridge things.
 
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