💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Kosher Salt said:
There's more mushrooms than beef in that photo. The ratio is way off. That steak should have like 2-3 of those mushrooms, sliced. Whole mushrooms on top of a filet is ridiculous.
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Agreed there's too many mushrooms but it's the beef and the mushrooms themselves that's disturbing. I can't... articulate why but it makes me uncomfortable because there's this "wrongness" about it. Again it's like the Uncanny Valley. You don't know why it's wrong just that it is.

Reverend said:
it's already there. check out OpenAI's SORA project and be amazed at how far we've come from spaghetti monster AI video to nearly a 10s long Hollywood style movie scene.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HK6y8DAPN_0
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It's a mixed bag. Some are obvious as they're too cartoony. Others look great literally almost realistic. The puppies were a surprise but soon the nature of it became apparent as they didn't act like puppies as the one in the foreground was just looking at the camera. That and the snow on them didn't melt. But my god I'm impressed as hell for several of them. The snow scene in Tokyo was almost seamless.

100BitchHere said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jbBPNrLr5cc
Fucking "CHARLES REHYDRATE MEAT - EXPERIMENT"
Holy fuck 13 minutes of Charles. He's just as fucking stupid as Jack except boring as fuck!
"It tastes like meat" "This tastes like meat" "This meat feels fake"
Lol Jack's part of the video was recorded in November, 4 months ago
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Charles is as retarded as his brother. Who the fuck thinks that it's possible to rehydrate meat in tallow? You need moisture. You need water. I have no idea what he was thinking.
 
The CWJ "experiment" was doomed to fail because:
1. Freeze drying steaks and shipping them cross country to your retarded but more successful brother is just a bad idea.
2. Charles is much more successful than Jack and probably splurges on high quality cuts of Steak rather than buying Chuck roasts and then cooking them partially like Jack

Also, the fact Charles actually tried that shit is absurd. :stress: I think even a stray dog would steer clear of that.
 
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EatBeforeYouEat said:
The CWJ "experiment" was doomed to fail because:
1. Freeze drying steaks and shipping them cross country to your retarded but more successful brother is just a bad idea.
2. Charles is much more successful than Jack and probably splurges on high quality cuts of Steak rather than buying Chuck roasts and then cooking them partially like Jack

Also, the fact Charles actually tried that shit is absurd. :stress: I think even a stray dog would steer clear of that.
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"well marbled" there's a 2 inch wide vein of fat running through the one on the left when he says that...

Says he's going to cook to 120 which is medium rare...no that isn't medium rare... but he makes a comment about rehydrating and warming it up... you don't want to finish cooking that later because the fat isn't going to last... and then at 2:50 there's just a disgusting un-rendered wad of fat, the exterior isn't browned properly. Then you see Tammy filling the tray and it's 50% raw fat!

"chuck steak".... it's not a steak. Charles should know this. Can't even open the fucking bag!

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That looks so fucking vile... I wouldn't give that to a dog.
He's using beef tallow to "re-hydrate" some of this shit? At least he realized that was a fail.

But then he's claiming that the warm water cooked the meat, but he just left it out so after meat sitting for months with the fat to go rancid, he leaves out warm damp meat. Does anyone in the scalfani family understand food safety? He understands the myoglobin basically just leeched out of the meat into the wate, so now he's got pale gray bacteria riddled meat..."has a weird kind of a taste to it"
 
a terminal posture said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zC31Jk12Lgo
Looks like Jack is going to do a whole episode w/o audio.
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Good lord, this lazy sack of shit is now using AI to make his thumbnails.
He should use AI to come up with recipes too, because it'll be better than whatever demonic spawn from Satan's dickhole he conjures up after sacrificing his arm as if he wants to resurrect Lord Voldemort.

Edit: This fat fucking retard actually posted a video of 15+ minutes with no audio. He's been at this for over a decade, his tech wrangling skills are just a little better than his alchemy, I mean, cooking.
 
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Jack is live talking about how he is going to make beer even though he knows nothing about beer. It's ok, because he was up all night reading the instruction manual. Rob's in the chat asking the real questions, 90% of which Jack ignored. Also, how can someone be alive yet have a death rattle at the same time???
 
EatBeforeYouEat said:
The CWJ "experiment" was doomed to fail because:
1. Freeze drying steaks and shipping them cross country to your retarded but more successful brother is just a bad idea.
2. Charles is much more successful than Jack and probably splurges on high quality cuts of Steak rather than buying Chuck roasts and then cooking them partially like Jack

Also, the fact Charles actually tried that shit is absurd. :stress: I think even a stray dog would steer clear of that.
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I give chuck roasts a pass because they're the best when it comes to braising low and slow. But cooking it as a steak, just like that? No that's nasty. Too much fat and too much connective tissue.

And that big vein of fat running through it is just nausea inducing.

p1138 said:
But then he's claiming that the warm water cooked the meat, but he just left it out so after meat sitting for months with the fat to go rancid, he leaves out warm damp meat. Does anyone in the scalfani family understand food safety? He understands the myoglobin basically just leeched out of the meat into the wate, so now he's got pale gray bacteria riddled meat..."has a weird kind of a taste to it"
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He's a retard. All the Scalfatties are.

But what the fuck would you expect from a retard that would try to use beef tallow to rehydrate it? That's pants on head shitting yourself in public retarded.
 
100BitchHere said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jbBPNrLr5cc"CHARLES REHYDRATE MEAT - EXPERIMENT"
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Okay, a quick word about Charles. If he was just some guy and not fat faggot's brother, no one here or anywhere would really have an issue with him, I'm pretty sure about that.
Boring video. BUT ... during the Covid bullshit I stumbled onto and watched most of Jagoff's uploads going back 15 years. This is the only one that actually had SOME value other than a good laugh or making me want him to bite a curb for me.
I guess a broken clock really is right twice a day.
 
100BitchHere said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jbBPNrLr5cc
Fucking "CHARLES REHYDRATE MEAT - EXPERIMENT"
Holy fuck 13 minutes of Charles. He's just as fucking stupid as Jack except boring as fuck!
"It tastes like meat" "This tastes like meat" "This meat feels fake"
Lol Jack's part of the video was recorded in November, 4 months ago
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Boring retarded video of a mantoddler too broken and sulky to wanna cook, and instead will foist it off on his a-logging and boring as shit brother since he's being lazy. He just wanna eat until he goddamn dies. There is nothing of value in this pile of shit, and it is amazing how hard he's trying to make the shittiest videos possible.

There is nothing of interest in watching rancid dried meat get remoisturized. This is just as poisonous as the shit he refused to release, but massively boring.

I really hope that freeze dryer fucking dies honestly. Hell, Jack to at this point since he'd just find something even more boring to avoid cooking with.
 
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