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When will Jack drop dead?

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A couple shitty posters with AI generated images and he wants over $50 for it. Utter insanity.
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Look at the tomato slices, what tomato slice looks like this? Did someone cut out an arc to make it shaped like a ven diagram?
What is going on with that cheese? No cheese melts like that, it's not even a square.
Gotta love that random drizzle of yellow sauce dripping from inside the buns, and those weird droplets of tomato sauce only on one side.
Why are there salt flakes in the back, what? This isn't a steak.
Who puts tomato sauce on a burger with tomatoes already? Oh yeah, Jack does.

Even Jack Scalfani's AI food looks inedible.
Its actually funny how the AI has basically used all the same tricks that commercials use to dress up food to look good for photos.
 
Oh I know, my point is more that its clearly been fed advertising over home cooking to adapt to that.
It's not that the AI was trained on advertising, so much as that it was trained on stock photography, which uses the same strategies as advertisers (and advertisers often use stock photography). Stock photography comes nicely tagged (so that the AI can learn what it is) and they could get a cheap license that gave them access to tons of images (or even just crawl the free samples, although that runs the risk of having the AI learn the watermark).

Training the AI on pictures of home-cooked food would be way harder. Where would they get the pictures, Twitter? And they'd have to manually sort and tag all of the images.
 
Check this out:

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What is "handmade" about this? And how is he deciding on the prices for this garbage?
It's an AI image of a burger. Why is this worth $75?

And who in their right mind would get this and stick it on their wall?

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So fat faggot is on to something!
Gurgling of course: 'Hey Siri, show me a perfect AI steak with mushroom toppings." And so on. And on and on and on ...
Over/under this retard as said " ... show me a perfect AI xyz food" or whatever the fuck over the past 10 days or so? I say OVER 179.5
I'm sure he's jacking off to these weirdo food pics like crazy. But ... oh no, he doesn't have a fetish for looking at food. What a liar and a total fucking loser. These AI pics look flat-out weird and completely unappetizing, especially the burger. Way over his balding head of course
On a completely separate note... is anybody else repulsed by this picture? There's something about it that is... too perfect. Combine that with the slightly uncanny valley aspect of it and it's disturbing.

Training the AI on pictures of home-cooked food would be way harder.
Training AI is a lot more difficult than you think. Why else would it have no much trouble with things like hands and teeth.

It's because it doesn't actually understand or think. It's all down to just feeding it gobs of data and saying "yes" when it's good and "no" when it's bad. It doesn't actually learn what "good" is. That would be actual machine learning if it could.
 
On a completely separate note... is anybody else repulsed by this picture? There's something about it that is... too perfect. Combine that with the slightly uncanny valley aspect of it and it's disturbing.
There's more mushrooms than beef in that photo. The ratio is way off. That steak should have like 2-3 of those mushrooms, sliced. Whole mushrooms on top of a filet is ridiculous.
 
It's an AI image of a burger. Why is this worth $75?

And who in their right mind would get this and stick it on their wall?


On a completely separate note... is anybody else repulsed by this picture? There's something about it that is... too perfect. Combine that with the slightly uncanny valley aspect of it and it's disturbing.


Training AI is a lot more difficult than you think. Why else would it have no much trouble with things like hands and teeth.

It's because it doesn't actually understand or think. It's all down to just feeding it gobs of data and saying "yes" when it's good and "no" when it's bad. It doesn't actually learn what "good" is. That would be actual machine learning if it could.
I think someday AI will get better enough to lose the Uncanny Valley effect. Hope I'm dead by then. On second thought, innovation is happening so fast, I take that back!
 
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I think someday AI will get better enough to lose the Uncanny Valley effect. Hope I'm dead by then. On second thought, innovation is happening so fast, I take that back!

it's already there. check out OpenAI's SORA project and be amazed at how far we've come from spaghetti monster AI video to nearly a 10s long Hollywood style movie scene.

 
SUNDAYS ARE DEFINITLY FUNDAYS TO NAP UNDER A TREE
...WITH MY DEFORMED MONOPOD TEDDY BEAR, CRIPPLED SON, MINIATURE HORSE AND AMBIGUOUS BIOMECHANICAL [OBJ]-ECTS

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the site's single sale was of his pdf lazyman cookbook (now out of stock?)-- you can see what's sold here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/dillydolphingiftshop/sold

i wonder if that caption "SOMETHING RELAXING ABOUT THE WARMTH OF NATIVE AMERICANS," which he re-uses for his various works of 11-fingered handmade A.I. injun "art," was itself supposed to be a chatgpt prompt...
 
SUNDAYS ARE DEFINITLY FUNDAYS TO NAP UNDER A TREE
...WITH MY DEFORMED MONOPOD TEDDY BEAR, CRIPPLED SON, MINIATURE HORSE AND AMBIGUOUS BIOMECHANICAL [OBJ]-ECTS

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the site's single sale was of his pdf lazyman cookbook (now out of stock?)-- you can see what's sold here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/dillydolphingiftshop/sold

i wonder if that caption "SOMETHING RELAXING ABOUT THE WARMTH OF NATIVE AMERICANS," which he re-uses for his various works of 11-fingered handmade A.I. injun "art," was itself supposed to be a chatgpt prompt...
I CAN'T believe y'all are missing the fact that the dad has THREE FEET
 

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Fucking "CHARLES REHYDRATE MEAT - EXPERIMENT"
Holy fuck 13 minutes of Charles. He's just as fucking stupid as Jack except boring as fuck!
"It tastes like meat" "This tastes like meat" "This meat feels fake"
Lol Jack's part of the video was recorded in November, 4 months ago
 
even with profits of old house sale and all they have to be burning money so quickly. I wonder if we get a broke with Jack series or something soon.

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Oh I know, my point is more that its clearly been fed advertising over home cooking to adapt to that. Jack literally cannot replicate his own food with these systems.

Sure he can. Just include a lot of prompts for slop, vomit, gore, afterbirth, and black diarrhea (Jack can confirm how they’re all spelled by getting someone with a working arm to place their finger under each instance of the words in his day planner).
 
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