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💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Its actually funny how the AI has basically used all the same tricks that commercials use to dress up food to look good for photos.A couple shitty posters with AI generated images and he wants over $50 for it. Utter insanity.
Look at the tomato slices, what tomato slice looks like this? Did someone cut out an arc to make it shaped like a ven diagram？
What is going on with that cheese? No cheese melts like that, it's not even a square.
Gotta love that random drizzle of yellow sauce dripping from inside the buns, and those weird droplets of tomato sauce only on one side.
Why are there salt flakes in the back, what? This isn't a steak.
Who puts tomato sauce on a burger with tomatoes already? Oh yeah, Jack does.
Even Jack Scalfani's AI food looks inedible.
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The left boy's hands are wrong.
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What do you think they trained the AI on?
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Oh I know, my point is more that its clearly been fed advertising over home cooking to adapt to that. Jack literally cannot replicate his own food with these systems.
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It's not that the AI was trained on advertising, so much as that it was trained on stock photography, which uses the same strategies as advertisers (and advertisers often use stock photography). Stock photography comes nicely tagged (so that the AI can learn what it is) and they could get a cheap license that gave them access to tons of images (or even just crawl the free samples, although that runs the risk of having the AI learn the watermark).
Training the AI on pictures of home-cooked food would be way harder. Where would they get the pictures, Twitter? And they'd have to manually sort and tag all of the images.
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It's an AI image of a burger. Why is this worth $75?Check this out:
What is "handmade" about this? And how is he deciding on the prices for this garbage?
And who in their right mind would get this and stick it on their wall?
On a completely separate note... is anybody else repulsed by this picture? There's something about it that is... too perfect. Combine that with the slightly uncanny valley aspect of it and it's disturbing.
Training AI is a lot more difficult than you think. Why else would it have no much trouble with things like hands and teeth.
It's because it doesn't actually understand or think. It's all down to just feeding it gobs of data and saying "yes" when it's good and "no" when it's bad. It doesn't actually learn what "good" is. That would be actual machine learning if it could.
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There's more mushrooms than beef in that photo. The ratio is way off. That steak should have like 2-3 of those mushrooms, sliced. Whole mushrooms on top of a filet is ridiculous.
#Ripley #
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I think someday AI will get better enough to lose the Uncanny Valley effect. Hope I'm dead by then. On second thought, innovation is happening so fast, I take that back!
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it's already there. check out OpenAI's SORA project and be amazed at how far we've come from spaghetti monster AI video to nearly a 10s long Hollywood style movie scene.
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Incredible. We won't be able to know what is real.
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Hug boxes only get worse from here on out.
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SUNDAYS ARE DEFINITLY FUNDAYS TO NAP UNDER A TREE
...WITH MY DEFORMED MONOPOD TEDDY BEAR, CRIPPLED SON, MINIATURE HORSE AND AMBIGUOUS BIOMECHANICAL [OBJ]-ECTS
the site's single sale was of his pdf lazyman cookbook (now out of stock?)-- you can see what's sold here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/dillydolphingiftshop/sold
i wonder if that caption "SOMETHING RELAXING ABOUT THE WARMTH OF NATIVE AMERICANS," which he re-uses for his various works of 11-fingered handmade A.I. injun "art," was itself supposed to be a chatgpt prompt...
...WITH MY DEFORMED MONOPOD TEDDY BEAR, CRIPPLED SON, MINIATURE HORSE AND AMBIGUOUS BIOMECHANICAL [OBJ]-ECTS
the site's single sale was of his pdf lazyman cookbook (now out of stock?)-- you can see what's sold here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/dillydolphingiftshop/sold
i wonder if that caption "SOMETHING RELAXING ABOUT THE WARMTH OF NATIVE AMERICANS," which he re-uses for his various works of 11-fingered handmade A.I. injun "art," was itself supposed to be a chatgpt prompt...
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I CAN'T believe y'all are missing the fact that the dad has THREE FEET
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Or that mom has a chest burster exiting out of her. Maybe jack unintentionally struck gold.
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Fucking "CHARLES REHYDRATE MEAT - EXPERIMENT"
Holy fuck 13 minutes of Charles. He's just as fucking stupid as Jack except boring as fuck!
"It tastes like meat" "This tastes like meat" "This meat feels fake"
Lol Jack's part of the video was recorded in November, 4 months ago
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Sure he can. Just include a lot of prompts for slop, vomit, gore, afterbirth, and black diarrhea (Jack can confirm how they’re all spelled by getting someone with a working arm to place their finger under each instance of the words in his day planner).
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Old cowboy's left hand has 5 fingers and a thumb.
lol check out the fishing line
wtf at that grammar