Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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TyrasGuard said:
I wonder what he'd tell you if you were to ask him what he wants from life nowadays. Cocaine? A blank slate? His penis back?
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More than that, I wonder what his honest answer would be when asked if he regrets #DropKiwiFarms.

Sure, he was able to grift $100k from retards, but that money is long gone and never coming back; his numbers are absolute dogshit, his community keeps turning on him, and the $1k~ a month he makes from Patreon is less than minimum wage in Northern Ireland (although still far more than he deserves for his zero-effort content).

Maybe if he'd just stayed in his lane, kept the frog on a steady boil and grifted in small amounts like a normal C-list breadtuber, he could have made a modest but sustainable income for years, instead of being the burnt out, zombie-eyed junkie we see today.

I doubt he would ever be happy, though.
 
Mikoyan said:
This is a tranny problem. They think jabbing themselves with hormones, think that gruesome surgeries are the 'bravery' of facing adversity.

Protip: It isn't. Sure, you proves you can take physical pain. The kind of pain that people give you sympathy for. Asspats. But have you confronted yourself internally? Confronted the real demons? No.
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Right on. The whole concept of "trans" is such a man-made horror beyond comprehension. The reality of it is so grim. Dude is a eunuch with an intentionally-created wound in his crotch, but his fans pretend he's a heckin' valid woman. The nearest analogue I can think of is certain Aztec ceremonies, where they would pick someone to sacrifice months or so ahead of time. The people would feast and cheer the victim for a while before inevitably carving our his or her heart with a flint knife. Trannies are the most horrifying combination of barbarism and science. If you strip away all the magic incantations this is just a hideously-mangled man. So his whole life becomes an effort to grow and maintain the illusion before the rigid, throbbing horsecock of Huitzilopochtli inevitably comes and ruptures his colon Mister Hands-style.

How the fuck could he ever be "normal" again? How can you look in the mirror, acknowledge what you've done, accept it, and then go to work at some wagie cube farm? You can't. So we get this, and #DropKiwiFarms, etc.
 
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Every time he pauses I have this mental image in my head, all it needs is the dial up modem sounds
 
Musashi's Son said:
I think WillyMacShow and Mutahar need to see this clip. Full video:
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i'd like to see either of them explore why whenever lukas brings up the belfast incident (the person with the sign outside their apartment, allegedly), he never explains where it was posted. it was first posted to 4chan, to /pol/ i think. i don't think he's ever said it was posted here first, it just seems to be like the doxbin thing where he's all too happy to talk about it happening but never blames those other sites. it's always kiwi farms this, kiwi farms that.

also, small aside @Musashi's Son but you're doing gods work in this thread, thanks
 
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Musashi's Son said:
I think WillyMacShow and Mutahar need to see this clip. Full video:
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The big win here would be if ex-fiance was able to confirm the times when he pushed back VS Queen Clara he got abused. A bigger win - were you dumped after telling Clara you were gonna transition with an answer of yes.

2 episodes - the telling of Clara the faking of Hambly's tweet was wrong and the disconnect between what they said happened with the cops and Clara and what Clara had to say.
 
Musashi's Son said:
I think WillyMacShow and Mutahar need to see this clip. Full video
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Luke starts off with "If you would like to make a new thumbnail where I can talk about (unsubstantiated allegations of) getting raped that is more appropriate for you go ahead. but I don't give a single shit what the thumbnail is"
OK, Luke, I can help you out during this trying grift - here ya go!

[Hint : take some of the $100K for acting lessons, the tears aren't playing legit - you also cried when the cops 'woke you up with a gun in your face'...from outside the house]
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interesting. so he just outright admits he lied about why he had to flee canada. this is not really surprising since multiple people in this thread already pointed out how his fleeing made no sense. but the fact that he thinks he can say it now and it somehow makes him the victim again is amusing.

if his relationship was so abusive why not include that when he was king of the victims? he would have gotten even more support. but instead he lies because he knew the lies would get him money and that money would allow him to go to ireland to see ENFO which is what he wanted to begin with.

speaking of which ENFO was already doxxed ages ago for whatever reason so it was already public knowledge where they lived. so not only did keffals lie about why he had to flee canada he lied about going somewhere that was safer. thats 2 lies right there and he expects people to believe that he was in an abusive relationship? its more likely he was the abuser at this point.
 
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