I love how you can replace Keffals with Ethan Ralph in this paragraph and it would fit perfectly, except for the end. Does he have a work permit? I'm going to say no, probably. Mainly because I don't think he cares enough to get one.
Who would hire him? Can you imagine the absolute clown show that would be for someone to take a picture of him as a wagie and posting it on Twitter? I legit think he'd rather kill himself.
The super self destructive cows are the most entertaining for obvious reasons. The ONLY thing Ralph has over Keffals is that he knows how horrible he is and doesn't apologize for it.