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Taking a swing at a cop is how Ethan Ralph got to enjoy prison for awhile. I still have no idea how the fuck did Fatrick get away with it.
Iirc Ralph actually managed to land a blow on the cops. Sure he missed his original drunken swing that they arrested him for, but he "Donkey Kicked" one of the cops while they were putting him into the paddy wagon. I'm not a lawyer but I assume any chance that they'd have "just" charged him with a drunk and disorderly / public intoxication/ trespassing was lost the second his made contact with the cops while kicking them.Ralphamale is an actual threat compared to Fatrick
Maybe a mix of pure stupidity but also his narcissism? I know a lot of autists are weird about their names. Maybe he has a touch of the 'tism?Something that has been on my mind - why the fuck did he use “Patrick” and a picture of his fat head on AirBnB? Does he have no sense of self-preservation? If I was him I would have gone by “Ricky” or something. I get that AirBnB probably wants ID but surely you can use the name you prefer/identify as. “My legal name is Patrick but nobody has called me that since I was a CHILD. I go by Ricky.”
Likewise, just find a picture online that matches your demographics and use that. The pests probably never would have found him, since addresses aren’t searchable on that site.
Is the answer just his pure stupidity?
Why is he reading at the Gym?
Because he's not just a roided-up meathead, he's an intellectual.Why is he reading at the Gym?
Audiobook, maybe?Why is he reading at the Gym?
Both CWC and wings of redemption have gotten autistically angry in the past when people called them the wrong name on purpose. Is this a common lolcow trait? Has anyone ever called DSP by the name Dennis or something to see if he gets mad?Maybe a mix of pure stupidity but also his narcissism? I know a lot of autists are weird about their names. Maybe he has a touch of the 'tism?
fatrick is just a standard fat american, and likes what he's used to. he's not actually that different from most americans, but somehow he makes it sooooo much worse at every turnvery surprising tbh, i would have expected fatrick to be a rabid celsius supremacist purely to dunk on murica
personally i find fahrenheit very alien and confusing while celsius is clear and concise, but if you grow up with the other system then you probably see it the exact opposite way, its really not something worth arguing over imo
He's trying to make the argument that "0-100" on F is more "useful" because all the numbers refer to actual temperatures "outside" whereas "0-100" on C is not as useful because you only really ever use 0-40. And there's some point there, but he's making it very badly.Does he genuinely think Celsius is useless because at over 50 degrees humans might die?
Does he not know every other country has Celsius ovens?
What kind of numbers Fahrenheit does this retard use on his oven? Is Fahrenheit useless once it’s over 100?
Sometimes I can’t believe this faggot is actually for real.
fats HAS been weighed against billions, and the billions came up wanting
Celsius sucks because it's based off of how water feels about the temperature. 0 - freezing. 100 - boiling.Real talk celsius is the "weakest" of the metric things, because it's basically as arbitrary as Fahrenheit but disguised.
Speak for yourself though. My wife thinks it’s “too cold” when it’s actually really fucking warm. Probably because she’s a lot skinnier than me, which is the point, “how a human feels” is nothing to guide us.Celsius sucks because it's based off of how water feels about the temperature. 0 - freezing. 100 - boiling.
Who cares how the water feels, I like Fahrenheit because it is based off of how a human feels.
There is no one here named Ricky, child. These are simply your delusions again. Enjoy prison.Something that has been on my mind - why the fuck did he use “Patrick” and a picture of his fat head on AirBnB? Does he have no sense of self-preservation? If I was him I would have gone by “Ricky” or something. I get that AirBnB probably wants ID but surely you can use the name you prefer/identify as. “My legal name is Patrick but nobody has called me that since I was a CHILD. I go by Ricky.”
Like everything metrics based, blame piracy. Jefferson purchased extremely expensive stuff - weights, measures, etc to help us transition to the metric system. The shipment got robbed by pirates and the US never got them and we couldn't afford new ones so Jefferson basically said "Fuck it, imperial forever then" and then everything was based on Imperial so the switch to metric would be damn near impossible at this point, with every year that passes it becoming more and more difficult to switch over. By the time the railroad was invented it was impossible to switch over.I think we only haven’t adopted Celsius out of pure stubborn stupidity.
Both CWC and wings of redemption have gotten autistically angry in the past when people called them the wrong name on purpose. Is this a common lolcow trait? Has anyone ever called DSP by the name Dennis or something to see if he gets mad?
For such a rebellious nation, we sure do like Imperial.Like everything metrics based, blame piracy. Jefferson purchased extremely expensive stuff - weights, measures, etc to help us transition to the metric system. The shipment got robbed by pirates and the US never got them and we couldn't afford new ones so Jefferson basically said "Fuck it, imperial forever then" and then everything was based on Imperial so the switch to metric would be damn near impossible at this point, with every year that passes it becoming more and more difficult to switch over. By the time the railroad was invented it was impossible to switch over.
I wonder if a either the police or a third party might file a brief with the court containing the evidence that Fatrick probably swatted himself.Interesting new order
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That is because the romans invented it.For such a rebellious nation, we sure do like Imperial.
I use Réaumur because I am not a FAGGOT.personally i find fahrenheit very alien and confusing while celsius is clear and concise, but if you grow up with the other system then you probably see it the exact opposite way, its really not something worth arguing over imo