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Blobby's Murder Knife

Blobby's Murder Knife

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I mean, Britbongs are, sure, we don't even have to talk about that and we know everyone in the UK is English, ok, calm down.

Regardless, I just wrote something to someone and realized you could read it two ways. Did I write 'read' or 'read' and the context is important.
 
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I don't think it's exclusive to English but I fucking hate silent letters. Kill silent letters. Behead silent letters. Roundhouse kick a silent letter into the concrete. Slam dunk a silent letter into the trashcan. Crucify filthy silent letters. Defecate in a silent letter's food. Launch silent letters into the sun. Stir fry silent letters in a wok. Toss silent letters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a silent letter's gas tank. Judo throw silent letters into a wood chipper. Twist silent letter's heads off. Report silent letters to the IRS. Karate chop silent letters in half. Curb stomp pregnant silent letters. Trap silent letters in quicksand. Crush silent letters in the trash compactor. Liquefy silent letters in a vat of acid. Eat silent letters. Dissect silent letters. Exterminate silent letters in the gas chamber. Stomp silent letters skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate silent letters in the oven. Lobotomize silent letters. Mandatory abortions for silent letters. Grind silent letter fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown silent letters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize silent letters with a ray gun. Kick old silent letters down the stairs. Feed silent letters to alligators. Slice silent letters with a katana.
 
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DumbDude43 said:
in some ways english is a very dumbed down and simplified offshoot of german, with a little bit of french mixed in
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I wonder how much worse German would be if your first language didn’t already have a fuckton of compound words.

Anyways, you’re forgetting some languages. Like yeah English changed from the Anglo Saxon and Norman migrations, but the Danelaw also did a number on it.

It’s weird that England had the greatest empire in history, because it’s a fucking island without the kind of population you’d think that sort of thing would require… but then you remember that English means euromutt
 
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SpergioLeonne said:
I wonder how much worse German would be if your first language didn’t already have a fuckton of compound words.
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No, literally the worst part is not knowing how to decline correctly because you have no fucking clue until it is beaten into you what the gender of any noun is. At least in Spanish or Lithuanian there are strict and clear rules about this. German is just like lol fuck you, lmao, about this. I still fuck this up 20 years later and even native speakers disagree on the gender of some nouns.
 
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Blobby's Murder Knife said:
No, literally the worst part is not knowing how to decline correctly because you have no fucking clue until it is beaten into you what the gender of any noun is. At least in Spanish or Lithuanian there are strict and clear rules about this. German is just like lol fuck you, lmao, about this. I still fuck this up 20 years later and even native speakers disagree on the gender of some nouns.
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What do you call an English whore?

A todger lodger
 
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Blobby's Murder Knife said:
No, literally the worst part is not knowing how to decline correctly because you have no fucking clue until it is beaten into you what the gender of any noun is. At least in Spanish or Lithuanian there are strict and clear rules about this. German is just like lol fuck you, lmao, about this. I still fuck this up 20 years later and even native speakers disagree on the gender of some nouns.
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das Nutella debates lmao.
 
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(Gonna assume you aren't a guardless tard that has access to the internet and instead assume english isn't your primary language.)
Ok, so essentially there are a number of words in english that are pronounced differently based on particular contexts within the sentences they are written in despite the spelling not changing.
In your case the word read can be pronounced "red" or "reed" depending on the context of tense.
In past tense EG:"He read(red) the book a few days ago." the word read is pronounced as "red" because it has already happened.
In future tense EG: " He will read(reed) that book later." the word read is pronounced as "reed" because it has not happened yet.
Finally, for future reference, stop being a jewnigger and buy yourself some english lessons or at the very least try duolingo. It's a free app for fuck's sake.
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Also, if the word "was" is written before the word read in a sentence it is pronounced "reed"
 
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