💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[dustnight]

Wait, why is he still switching to Rumble mid stream? Isn't that the entire reason they had a contract with him in the first place, if he's just going to do it anyway for free why would they pay him for it? I guess I'm just not a social media expert...

 

[Fapcop]

Nick had to stay up? Where’s Kayla in all this?

Maybe I’m jumping at nothing, but seems kinda weird that he didn’t say: “we had to…”

Also, whomever said that the hot tub stream was Nick’s retarded way of “owning the haters”, you were right on the money.

That Steeltoe guy mentioned on his show (Thanks Elyssa Clips) that it was Nicks idea, because “it would be funny” to give them something to talk about.

(Of course could also be a high iq play from Nick so he could see his hot, blonde wife in a swimsuit.)

 

[Bepis]

This sounds like one of the young ones may have attempted self-deletion.

The suddenness and vagueness of it make it hard for me to see it as much else unless one of the kids got into mom and dad's edibles while looking for a snack. If it was anything that didn't make him look like an awful father he'd be racing to share all the details.

 

[Ministry of Shady Links]

(Of course could also be a high iq play from Nick so he could see his hot, blonde wife in a swimsuit.)

Needing to use a stream as an excuse to see your own wife in a sexy outfit is not indicative of a high iq lmao

 

[Fapcop]

Needing to use a stream as an excuse to see your own wife in a sexy outfit is not indicative of a high iq lmao

I meant the Inhofer chick, lol

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick had to stay up? Where’s Kayla in all this?

Maybe I’m jumping at nothing, but seems kinda weird that he didn’t say: “we had to…”

Bcz she takes medications that literally knock her out at night. Also has a cpap machine.

The suddenness and vagueness of it make it hard for me to see it as much else unless one of the kids got into mom and dad's edibles while looking for a snack. If it was anything that didn't make him look like an awful father he'd be racing to share all the details.

Kid puked. Or kid had a fever. Or kid did dumb kid thing & had to go to the hospital for stitches. Or Nick is a liar who couldn’t even be bothered to tell a plausible story. Absolutely nothing indicates the kids got into drugs or anything serious happened.

Needing to use a stream as an excuse to see your own wife in a sexy outfit is not indicative of a high iq lmao

No the other lady, Aaron’s wife April was the blonde.
Nick’s still a retard though.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Also, whomever said that the hot tub stream was Nick’s retarded way of “owning the haters”, you were right on the money.

That Steeltoe guy mentioned on his show (Thanks Elyssa Clips) that it was Nicks idea, because “it would be funny” to give them something to talk about.

(Of course could also be a high iq play from Nick so he could see his hot, blonde wife in a swimsuit.)

Coupled with the $150 superberry shots, I'm starting to wonder if Rekieta actually realized that he's in a dire financial situation, but with all the bridges he's burnt and his mental capacity in the toilet the only way he has to earn money is to whore out his lolcow traits more openly. If that's the case, maybe we will eventually witness the birth of a Rekieta Law OF.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Rekieta is on Rumble right now selling his sobriety like Ethan Ralph. He's saying he will do a shot for every $150 in superchats.

$150 this slop if you blue ball him on donations will start doing it for free.

Or Nick is a liar who couldn’t even be bothered to tell a plausible story.

Bingo. A shitty lie that he can call you out on if you question him cause "HOW DARE YOU!"

 

[Bepis]

Kid puked. Or kid had a fever. Or kid did dumb kid thing & had to go to the hospital for stitches. Or Nick is a liar who couldn’t even be bothered to tell a plausible story. Absolutely nothing indicates the kids got into drugs or anything serious happened.

I'm willing to believe that there is no medical event, but I think if it was something that mundane he would have said exactly what it is, on stream if nothing else. He generally went into detail if a kid was sick when I was still watching. Which is why the vagueness of the reason now makes me suspicious.

 

[Spaded Dave]

This comment in the live chat appears to confirm this speculation:

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EDIT:

Rekieta holds up a bottle of liquor and says he'll do a shot for every $150 in super chats. I guess that means Sober February is going to be a thing.

For fun, let's take him at his word. His kid has had a medical issue for three days that can lead to the sudden unexpected need for constant attention to ensure they remain ok. So Nick and Kayla get drunk in a hot tub and party with friends. Then the following day Nick gets trashed on stream for money.


Father of the year right here

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

For fun, let's take him at his word. His kid has had a medical issue for three days that can lead to the sudden unexpected need for constant attention to ensure they remain ok. So Nick and Kayla get drunk in a hot tub and party with friends. Then the following day Nick gets trashed on stream for money.


Father of the year right here

Hey now. The cash has run out and the kid needs the money for medical expenses and he's trying his best to scrounge up the money!

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

We can only hope that Nick is being purposefully evasive and disingenuous with his language, for the kids sake. They are the one element of this story that garner sympathy, and not disgust like Nick does.

Spoiler: On another note:

To be fair, if Nick was my dad, I would want to kill myself too.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I’m so absolutely fucking over his constant whining and bitching about the family he created. Oh boo-hoo, you can’t run around and party as much as you could before. Seems like that’s the first thing you know when you go into parenthood, you leave your old life behind and create a new one, one with a lot tighter schedule and more responsibility - but again, it’s the life you chose. It doesn’t mesh well with fucking other couples, giving your wife a body complex, and drinking all day and night.

If you want those things fine, don’t bring helpless vulnerable people into this world that need stability then. Nick’s problem could be any number of things but he’s just another BPD whore at heart, ruining his family with his constant need for attention and sex.

I used to find him almost charming, now I am just disgusted and repulsed by him.

Cheers to 2024 Nick, may it be as pleasant as you are.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Perhaps the funniest option would be if his 16 year old son thought he could keep up with the old man downed half a bottle of whiskey and balldoman had to babysit him while he was puking and crying all night. Almost poetic.
"Son, son, son you can't keep up with me. Have you ever even worn a balldo? You've never even touched a naked woman incel prude child."

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

he doesn't have a Rumble contract in effect

He likes to pretend he does, but he only did 8 post-show LOCALS streams last month and that is less than average--even with the increased number of regular shows and the day show he did.

He's admitted he's bad at math, but it doesn't take a genius to figure out that $2,713.00 is a significantly smaller amount than $15,846.00. All I did was put an exact figure on the difference between Jan '23 and Jan '24. Precisely 82.878959989903%. Rounded, there's an 83% difference between the two.

Unless you're suggesting he's embarrassed by the fact this site is autistic enough to keep track of such things. In which case, I dunno. Maybe. He had to expect this was coming though, which is likely what prompted his "I want Rumble to pay me so you guys don't have to" cope. Even without keeping all the figures on a spreadsheet, it's empirically obvious to anyone who used to see him in his prime that he's not getting anywhere near the superchats he used to.

The thing is, $50,000 a year (approx) from streaming (I believe that was the estimate @Balldo's Gate figured) isn't bad if it's your second job. And we don't really know what Rumble is paying him on top of that.

But my guess is he's overall making way less than what he used to. Unless Rumble is paying him a stupid amount just to keep sucking. Nick used to be a superchat superstar.

He's also got all those bills from Randazza piling up too. All because Nick's gigantic ego won't allow him to admit he did a stupid. I can't imagine he's gonna be able to afford his idiotic degenerate lifestyle for much longer unless something changes.

Plus, if he's reduced to selling his sobriety... I mean... it doesn't look good at all... That IS a complete Ethan Ralph move.

EDIT: Minor correction.

I am waiting for Nick having to go crawling back to his family for money. It might be a while becuase he does not have a mortgage or rent to pay and the vehicles were supposedly paid off.

Maybe he is seething becuase he doesn't have an alcohol or travel budget?

This sounds like one of the young ones may have attempted self-deletion.

God I hope not. Heaven forfend!

As other have noted, he has bitches about puking kids before and bedside vigils. Unless he thinks detracts would have something to gain by calling him a liar about it (which is done anyway) I do not see a reason to be so cagey. I lean toward it being serious child injury or a total lie.

Wait, why is he still switching to Rumble mid stream? Isn't that the entire reason they had a contract with him in the first place, if he's just going to do it anyway for free why would they pay him for it? I guess I'm just not a social media expert...

Shhh... He lives to pretend, and you might tip everyone off. See above, though. He probably isn't under contract becuase he is doing fewer LOCALS streams than before.

Edit: Auto-Corrct does not know 'forfend'

 

[Maude Snew]

The medical issue was just that hot tub guy's hand got stuck up Nick's ass leading to a three day long amateur prostate exam. Nick now knows what Kermit the frog feels like.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If Nick isn’t lying outright & just making stuff up

Or Nick is a liar who couldn’t even be bothered to tell a plausible story

a total lie.

It's all lies. He's still trying to larp as a good boi who dindu nuffin, it's totally not his fault he missed three weeknight streams this week. He was hungover from the hot tub and then just couldn't get off his ass to do his job.

He's just a fucking lying liar who lies, I don't know why anyone at this point would give him the benefit of the doubt. He's certainly not earned it.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He likes to pretend he does, but he only did 8 post-show LOCALS streams last month and that is less than average--even with the increased number of regular shows and the day show he did.

Did he mention anything about rumble contract today? I suddenly believe that him never mentioning any contract ever again and just try to truck along until election fever is a possibility too (outside of other scenarios such as getting a watered down contract and lying about it, getting no contract and lying about it, getting no contract and seething about it, getting what he wanted and gloating about it, etc)

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Did he mention anything about rumble contract today? I suddenly believe that him never mentioning any contract ever again and just try to truck along until election fever is a possibility too (outside of other scenarios such as getting a watered down contract and lying about it, getting no contract and lying about it, getting no contract and seething about it, getting what he wanted and gloating about it, etc)

I do not care to watch most of his shows, but I am counting on LOCALS posts about trips to Florida to inform me if he is negotiating or not. If he does not mention it, hen he got a worse deal, or none at all, in all likelihood.

This works for Nick too because no one will know until some fan a few months down the line asks him to fix something on Rumble, and he snaps at them and how Rumble is a bunch of faggots who don't realise his social media expertry!

 

[You're MDNWU]

So Nick is now selling his sobriety for a decent chunk when compared to Ralph.

But how long until desperation creeps in and he starts lowering the price to Ralph's? What about Blade's? Will we also get Nick's version of Lit Romney, but instead of yelling nigger the whole time, it's talking about dick and balldos?