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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    805
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Massive shoutout to my niggas who didn't spend a dime on fishtank either season. We are the chosen few.
Never subbed, never donated, stolen laptop, neighbour's wifi. Seriously though I'm not from USA and seeing people casually waste 15$ over and over for 10 seconds TTS was so ridiculous to me. Next season they're considering refunding funny TTS, so I guess they're getting less greedy?
 
Never subbed, never donated, stolen laptop, neighbour's wifi. Seriously though I'm not from USA and seeing people casually waste 15$ over and over for 10 seconds TTS was so ridiculous to me. Next season they're considering refunding funny TTS, so I guess they're getting less greedy?
They wanted 60 bucks just to have access to their completely unusable chatroom which was almost entirely spam. Fuck that. I'm not paying for that shit.
 
Never subbed, never donated, stolen laptop, neighbour's wifi. Seriously though I'm not from USA and seeing people casually waste 15$ over and over for 10 seconds TTS was so ridiculous to me. Next season they're considering refunding funny TTS, so I guess they're getting less greedy?
Funny by the standards of Jet and the wiggers. If people start aiming more in that direction to get those refunds, expect TTS quality to sink even lower than it already has.
 
Following MDE and Sam for so many years actually getting to see him think in real time during streams and on Fishtank removed any notion of him being a secret genius. He's a great comedian super funny guy but he's probably just above average in intelligence.
If he qualifies for Mensa, then he's without question more than above average. Mensa is full of maladjusted weirdos, so he fits in perfectly. Some of the biggest lolcows I ever met in person were through Mensa. Most people don't understand how high IQ manifests and have all sorts of weird expectations and assumptions as to what people with a high IQ should be like. People call Sam and Tay dumb and retarded despite there being objective evidence proving otherwise. Just goes to show how they're judging off subjective markers that they assume apply to intelligence but don't at all.

Also, speaking of geniuses, Kiwi farms doesn't let users edit or delete their posts after a certain time, so your screen cap is entirely superfluous. Even a newfag like me knows this so what's your excuse?
 
If he qualifies for Mensa, then he's without question more than above average. Mensa is full of maladjusted weirdos, so he fits in perfectly. Some of the biggest lolcows I ever met in person were through Mensa. Most people don't understand how high IQ manifests and have all sorts of weird expectations and assumptions as to what people with a high IQ should be like. People call Sam and Tay dumb and retarded despite there being objective evidence proving otherwise. Just goes to show how they're judging off subjective markers that they assume apply to intelligence but don't at all.

Also, speaking of geniuses, Kiwi farms doesn't let users edit or delete their posts after a certain time, so your screen cap is entirely superfluous. Even a newfag like me knows this so what's your excuse?
How does high IQ manifest?
 
How does high IQ manifest?
Highly intelligent people have way more complex rationalizations for their shit behavior. A 70 IQ nigger stealing his neighbors meth and beating his wife thinks a demon made him do it. A 130 IQ cracker doing cocaine in the office bathroom and beating his passport wife thinks he suffers from extensive childhood trauma because he was victimized by his parents via making him work a summer job and having sex where he could hear them and that makes him lash out at his loved ones, and fell prey to the vile workplace dynamics impressed upon him by late stage capitalism, making him feel like he can only excel at work if he gets some chemical support to beat back his impostor syndrome.
 
Highly intelligent people have way more complex rationalizations for their shit behavior. A 70 IQ nigger stealing his neighbors meth and beating his wife thinks a demon made him do it. A 130 IQ cracker doing cocaine in the office bathroom and beating his passport wife thinks he suffers from extensive childhood trauma because he was victimized by his parents via making him work a summer job and having sex where he could hear them and that makes him lash out at his loved ones, and fell prey to the vile workplace dynamics impressed upon him by late stage capitalism, making him feel like he can only excel at work if he gets some chemical support to beat back his impostor syndrome.
Thanks for the educational response with proper examples. Although... I was really hoping Nigger Faggotson, specifically, would have answered.
 
Massive shoutout to my niggas who didn't spend a dime on fishtank either season. We are the chosen few.
Even bigger shout-out to the niggas collecting government money while unemployed or were employeed but entirely unproductive because they were too busy watching Fishtank for free at work. We need to normalize being paid to watch Fishtank.
 
Chris is an endearing retard and he makes content. Sam going to bat for him when Chris is feeling sad and hopeless seems totally normal. He’s also extremely sincere about who he is and isn’t cynical or malicious, how could anyone hate that?
not sure if its common knowledge here like it is in the hyde thread, but this is a wigger

Jimmy - Problem contestant and walking liability, bullied constantly to drive entertainment. Exacerbated by production and ultimately... Jet mismanaged him and it would have been very bad if Jimmy intended to hurt anyone. Was punished for taking his meds when he felt he was on the brink during The Cell.
Jimmy didn't ask for his meds because he assumed production wouldn't know where they were so he left on his own. Ben offered to let him go back in after taking his meds and he declined.
 
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If he qualifies for Mensa, then he's without question more than above average. Mensa is full of maladjusted weirdos, so he fits in perfectly. Some of the biggest lolcows I ever met in person were through Mensa. Most people don't understand how high IQ manifests and have all sorts of weird expectations and assumptions as to what people with a high IQ should be like. People call Sam and Tay dumb and retarded despite there being objective evidence proving otherwise. Just goes to show how they're judging off subjective markers that they assume apply to intelligence but don't at all.

Also, speaking of geniuses, Kiwi farms doesn't let users edit or delete their posts after a certain time, so your screen cap is entirely superfluous. Even a newfag like me knows this so what's your excuse?
Mensa is a borderline scam organization. There entrance test isn't even a proper IQ test. They exist for people who want to seem smart to pay for membership. Sam got into it as a joke. No one is calling Sam dumb I said I don't think he's the secret genius some of his fans seem to think he is.

As for the screencap thing that was something like 25 pages ago and I simply thought it was ridiculous so I took a screenshot. That's it. I'm aware you can't edit posts after a certain point.
 
TJ's twitter. Private, though. I saw it come up in an argument between one of his confirmed irl friends and someone else over the lubecooch stuff. But I managed to lose it and the original tweet thread (a) I saw it in. The name on the account used to be set as "LoobCooch" and has now been changed to just "heyyyyy". His twitter had been mentioned before but I don't think it was ever linked since it was private anyway. Taylor follows him but I'm not sure if any of the other fish do.
 
The other day Taylor posted "mayb i am a goblin :(", and TJ's previous Twitter handle was "Goblin Lord"
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Wait. I didn't know TJ used the nickname with the C capitalized. That was my cope to think it wasn't him. Now I'm back to doubting his innocence. Sam gave 50k to a creep, possibly child molester, who also humped Sam's thigh with his half chub until pushed away. Ridiculous. I want to believe it isn't him cause there are some things I like about his character, but it keeps looking bad. I guess my last cope is that you have to be ultra instinct retarded to use the same nickname for casual sites and porn, let alone the type of porn he allegedly consumed.
 
Wait. I didn't know TJ used the nickname with the C capitalized. That was my cope to think it wasn't him. Now I'm back to doubting his innocence. Sam gave 50k to a creep, possibly child molester, who also humped Sam's thigh with his half chub until pushed away. Ridiculous. I want to believe it isn't him cause there are some things I like about his character, but it keeps looking bad. I guess my last cope is that you have to be ultra instinct retarded to use the same nickname for casual sites and porn, let alone the type of porn he allegedly consumed.
with a name like lubecooch, you know it's the same nigga across the internet for all accounts that are from before the lubecooch question became a thing
your lack of faith is disturbing
 
How does high IQ manifest?
It correlates highly with autism and ADHD like symptoms, funnily enough. Ironically, doing poorly in school is one of the markers due to boredom coming from dealing with a curriculum targeted at midwits, though at the same time learning and understanding things very quickly and easily is also the case. Poor school performance is due to a lack of engagement rather than a lack of ability. Curiosity is also a strong marker, like reading a lot of your own volition, but so is difficulty in communication with others.

There was a study done a while ago that suggested we communicate effectively within our own IQ band, which is within 15 or 20 IQ points, iirc. Higher or lower than that and you get issues with people understanding you. Same study claimed an effective leader cannot be more than around 120 IQ for this reason, but that it was essential for them to have advisors over 140. The leader can benefit from understanding the advice of the smarter advisor and communicate it in a more relatable way for the midwit masses. A genius can talk to a midwit about concepts they themselves find easy to understand, but which overwhelm the midwit, which causes the midwit to become resentful and think the smarter person is actually dumb because they can't make sense of what they're hearing.

Mensa did a poll a while ago and most of their members (all certified geniuses) had regular jobs, with many being plumbers, electricians, farmers, etc. One of the guys I knew worked in a supermarket warehouse. Some were of course conventionally successful and had high level executive positions, but most were a touch too retarded socially to attain something like that, or had no interest in that kind of success. Of course, our gay society doesn't reward intelligence as much as some claim like Juden Peterstein. Sticking to the party line is much better for your career than going against it.

I completely buy the idea that Sam qualifies for Mensa. You can tell he's quick on his feet and puts thought into what he does. I suspect his disgusting image is also intentional, probably has some principle behind it. His support of Angling and Spencer in the past is likely another sign of him acting on a higher principle despite knowing how it could damage his career.

Jet on the other hand is definitely a midwit, if I had to guess. There's none of the thought or understanding behind his actions as there is behind Sam's. Pity Sam is entrusting the general show running to him.
 
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