💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Super Hans v2 said:
That's one of things I don't get about the South, being a damn Yankee. Do they not have proper restaurants? If going by Jack's content, everything is either takeout, cafeteria style, or at best served on Styrofoam with plastic utensils instead of proper plates and silverware.
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There are plenty of fine dining places around especially if you head into Nashville. Even Jack's old haunt in Hendersonville has some nice non-chain places. He just never goes to those places. Upscale restaurants aren't really Jack's thing. I believe the last one he went to was that Italian place in Hendersonville a year or so back and that was only because he was peer pressured into it by his chat IIRC. I wouldn't even consider that fine dining just more upscale than Jack is used to.
 
a terminal posture said:
Jack woke up and is getting pissy about the cheating accusations.
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He’s so venal and petty. Most terminal YouTubers who have been in the biz since 2009 wouldn’t even respond to their fans unless you chuck em a superchat.
Super Hans v2 said:
That's one of things I don't get about the South, being a damn Yankee. Do they not have proper restaurants? If going by Jack's content, everything is either takeout, cafeteria style, or at best served on Styrofoam with plastic utensils instead of proper plates and silverware.
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There’s always a few hidden gems in every town that do this (use a dilapidated storefront, serve all their stuff on paper to avoid hiring a dishwasher) but I can recall at least a dozen respectable full service places in Chapel Hill that are also extremely good. Probably more now, as the town gets more Yankified.

Ofc the best southern food is had at home, not that I get to eat it much these days. :sigh: now I’m homesick.
 
Also fun fact: the Italian place in Hendersonville Jack went to is now closed after what, a year? Kiss of death for letting fatty in the door.
 
rubytintedchix said:
Fucking lol.

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Then why did he order it? No of course he's not going to admit to ordering and eating it.

Gulls on Film said:
He's acting like he can drive to places himself, how cute. I just imagine him staring out the window like an excited dog all day, while his two actual dogs sleep their depression away.

And of fucking course Jack is a bad tipper. What does the tip matter when you just write every food purchase off as a business expense anyway?



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Nicest guy on Youtube there gaiz!

topshrek said:
I can't imagine being so deranged that you feel the need to flee Hendersonville, TN as if its becoming the next Berkeley. A town that voted for Trump 64-35 over Biden isn't woke just because they made you cover your fat face with a mask if you wanted to go out to the local deep-fried goyslop eatery for like 6 months in 2020
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Too many darkies were moving in and Fatty was not only afraid of them but was going to be too tempted to want to suck big black cock that he had to move away as soon as possible. That and he was afraid Jr would start emulating them more and more. Or maybe he was afraid Jr would start acting like more of a wigger.
 
So now Fatty has decided to promote his letterboxd page on FB.
Somehow he has massed 44 followers for this stupidity, and no comments on his reviews yet other than someone asking him what political agendas the last 4 marvel movies had because he liked the lack of "political agendas"(gays) in The Marvels.
 
p1138 said:
So now Fatty has decided to promote his letterboxd page on FB.
Somehow he has massed 44 followers for this stupidity, and no comments on his reviews yet other than someone asking him what political agendas the last 4 marvel movies had because he liked the lack of "political agendas"(gays) in The Marvels.
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Roger Ebert, eat your heart out (well, if you actually could eat anything with that jaw of yours, but I digress...)
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The Early 2000s said:
Roger Ebert, eat your heart out (well, if you actually could eat anything with that jaw of yours, but I digress...)
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And these reviews are as insightful as his reviews on food which really come down to whether or not it's "Gud".

And oddly enough he says "The Marvels" has no agenda when the biggest word that's thrown about when talking about it is that it's too "woke". Haven't seen it myself and probably won't because I'm so tired of capeshit but even the story from what I've seen is woke as hell. Fatty's mind has truly gone bye bye.
 
rubytintedchix said:
Fucking lol.

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Lying sack of fat shit, he not only ordered it, he had to pay extra for it.
Super Hans v2 said:
That's one of things I don't get about the South, being a damn Yankee. Do they not have proper restaurants? If going by Jack's content, everything is either takeout, cafeteria style, or at best served on Styrofoam with plastic utensils instead of proper plates and silverware.
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That's just Jagoff. He ate like white trash in California too. White trash is the same everywhere.

That said a lot of the best BBQ really is in roadside stalls with not much in the way of amenities. But Jack will go to some chain or other shithole at a strip mall where the "BBQ" comes out of a plastic bag and gets microwaved before being plopped in front of his bovine ass.
Dead Air said:
While I don't agree with you and love okra I will say it has to be cooked perfectly. If you undercook okra its pretty horrible.
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If you overcook it it is too. It seems like it's either slimy, perfect, or dried out, and perfect lasts about 10 seconds before it's fucked up. It's like asparagus that way.
Falcon Sebben said:
That and he was afraid Jr would start emulating them more and more. Or maybe he was afraid Jr would start acting like more of a wigger.
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Or just start yelling nigger in public all the time like he does at home and get both their asses kicked.
 
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AnOminous said:
looking at an ugly, morbidly obese faggot with so much brain damage from multiple strokes he can barely keep a single eye open and slurs like he's drunk off his ass from damage to his speech centers
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If nature wasn't suppressed by society, this one would be the meat carnivors' diets thrived off of into their own natural selection
Falcon Sebben said:
Veganism might be a little extreme. But one good way to lose weight reasonably quickly is to go vegetarian. Jagoff would be much better off if he did this instead of eating MOAR MEAT every day.
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The lack of endorphins he normally experiences by constantly eating fried fat would be like eating his own excrement after getting an adult circumcision revision. Death would be preferable to him
 
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Uh oh, Fatty's getting angy because no one commented on his witty post that was a link to a shitty music video. Fatty needs attention NOW!
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Spergs of Anarchy said:
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Jackhole liked the new Saw movie because the killings are "justified". As a major glutton-cheat-fraud himself he'd be the perfect victim in one of these.
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>be me
>be saw
>set this fat guy up in a trap
>he has to cut his own right thumb off and use his bare hands to rip through a 50 foot tunnel of gelatin, processed cheese and freezerburnt beef brisket
>come back 15 minutes later to check on his progress
>theres a whole freakin arm just rotting on the ground
>the tunnel is missing
>like, totally gone
>somebody ate it
>wtf
 
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