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Jesus, at this rate he will have his 5th stroke by the end of this month. He has zero clue about what qualifies as a healthy diet. Heavily processed meat and cheese with butter and cream sauce. Fucking hell man. Does he not realize that strokes are caused by clogged arteries? All of this cholesterol and fat will only clog his arteries even more.
If you think Jack was going to follow a clean proper carnivore diet plan, you thought wrong!
Not even a week into the new year and it's meat nitrates and starch covered cheeses!
Jesus, at this rate he will have his 5th stroke by the end of this month. He has zero clue about what qualifies as a healthy diet. Heavily processed meat and cheese with butter and cream sauce. Fucking hell man. Does he not realize that strokes are caused by clogged arteries? All of this cholesterol and fat will only clog his arteries even more.
Yes if you happen to weigh 90 pounds it would be troubling. But Fatty is a lot larger. The more you weigh, the more you can lose this way. It will even out eventually and slow down.Isn't 5lbs still supposed to be a bit much? Then again, I am not familiar with burger units.
And that's only because those really preachy vegans treat it like it's a religion. And you just know how much Fatty here like to evangelize meat.It's said that the easiest way to know if someone is vegan is to just let them talk because they'll make sure you know. With all of the bitching that Fatty is doing about vegans, all while proclaiming the benefits of the carnivore diet(which STILL relies on a calorie deficit to actually see weight loss) he's managed to be more obnoxious about it than the average vegan.
Really? And he knows this from all the times he's worked at home and didn't have to head into the office? Or does he get all this info from Hammy who's been told she needs to put in more facetime at her job?View attachment 5612908
No more work for home opportunities for anyone except Tammy so she can clean up after him.
If you're just starting dieting, it's not at all surprising to lose 5 lbs in the first week. It's water weight. Once you shed that initial 5 pounds or so, it'll slow to 1 or 2 lbs per week. And you should overshoot your target weight by around 5 lbs, too, because you will almost immediately gain the water weight back once you're eating normally.Isn't 5lbs still supposed to be a bit much? Then again, I am not familiar with burger units.
Why is he so goddamn red? Also glad to see that the Scalfani Gangsta Lean school of camera placement is still in full force.
If you think Jack was going to follow a clean proper carnivore diet plan, you thought wrong!
Not even a week into the new year and it's meat nitrates and starch covered cheeses!
RE: 'uncured meat'. People bitch about cured meat because the nitrates and nitrites cause cancer (who cares, so does everything). Supposedly 'uncured meats' use nitrates and nitrites from 'naturally' occurring sources (e.g. celery juice). So either way you are getting the cancer chemicals. I still lol that they are allowed to label products as such.Truth Warrior Jack Scalfani graciously explains to the uneducated plebs that his heart-healthy meat monstrosity actually contains no processed foods, just GUD MEAT (if you don't count the Italian sausage, pepperoni, shitty deli ham, salami and shreddy cheese)
The 5th Impact can't come for this fat bastard and his rotting purple gimp arm soon enough
Jack has that one eye closed, Popeye thing going on. Sounds like him too. SHIVER ME TIMBERS!
If you think Jack was going to follow a clean proper carnivore diet plan, you thought wrong!
Not even a week into the new year and it's meat nitrates and starch covered cheeses!
His 'leaning' Carnivore diet is already off to a great start! Nothing says clean, unprocessed meat quite like "Italian" sausage sweetened with corn syrup. Just like mia mamma used to make! Buon appetito!
This would be a fine recipe if it was a college student making some weird fucking recipe at 4 in the morning or something, but this is terrible for a diet.
If you think Jack was going to follow a clean proper carnivore diet plan, you thought wrong!
Not even a week into the new year and it's meat nitrates and starch covered cheeses!
Why is he so goddamn red? Also glad to see that the Scalfani Gangsta Lean school of camera placement is still in full force.
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Oh yeah, as per tradition there's no "recipe down below".
Jackoff hears it all the time, but he ignores advice that he can't twist into justification for inhaling piles of slop. A 'plant-based diet' is for hippies. But CARNIVORE? O HO! MEAT GUD! Those doctors have to get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart Jack Scalfani!Jesus, at this rate he will have his 5th stroke by the end of this month. He has zero clue about what qualifies as a healthy diet. Heavily processed meat and cheese with butter and cream sauce. Fucking hell man. Does he not realize that strokes are caused by clogged arteries? All of this cholesterol and fat will only clog his arteries even more.
Charles is every bit as retarded as Jack is. The difference is Charles doesn't eat the quantity Jack does.Jackoff hears it all the time, but he ignores advice that he can't twist into justification for inhaling piles of slop. A 'plant-based diet' is for hippies. But CARNIVORE? O HO! MEAT GUD! Those doctors have to get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart Jack Scalfani!
Charles seems adept at telling Jack what he wants to hear, so one suspects that Charles wants to kill him.
Jack is going wild in the comments right after the video is posted. So much for “hiring” moderators for your comments section. That was bullshit from the start.
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how the fuck did you like that?