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When will Jack drop dead?

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Jack is going wild in the comments right after the video is posted. So much for “hiring” moderators for your comments section. That was bullshit from the start.

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how the fuck did you like that?
 

If you think Jack was going to follow a clean proper carnivore diet plan, you thought wrong!

Not even a week into the new year and it's meat nitrates and starch covered cheeses!
Jesus, at this rate he will have his 5th stroke by the end of this month. He has zero clue about what qualifies as a healthy diet. Heavily processed meat and cheese with butter and cream sauce. Fucking hell man. Does he not realize that strokes are caused by clogged arteries? All of this cholesterol and fat will only clog his arteries even more.
 
Jesus, at this rate he will have his 5th stroke by the end of this month. He has zero clue about what qualifies as a healthy diet. Heavily processed meat and cheese with butter and cream sauce. Fucking hell man. Does he not realize that strokes are caused by clogged arteries? All of this cholesterol and fat will only clog his arteries even more.

Jack is not intelligent.
 
Isn't 5lbs still supposed to be a bit much? Then again, I am not familiar with burger units.
Yes if you happen to weigh 90 pounds it would be troubling. But Fatty is a lot larger. The more you weigh, the more you can lose this way. It will even out eventually and slow down.

It's said that the easiest way to know if someone is vegan is to just let them talk because they'll make sure you know. With all of the bitching that Fatty is doing about vegans, all while proclaiming the benefits of the carnivore diet(which STILL relies on a calorie deficit to actually see weight loss) he's managed to be more obnoxious about it than the average vegan.
And that's only because those really preachy vegans treat it like it's a religion. And you just know how much Fatty here like to evangelize meat.

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No more work for home opportunities for anyone except Tammy so she can clean up after him.
Really? And he knows this from all the times he's worked at home and didn't have to head into the office? Or does he get all this info from Hammy who's been told she needs to put in more facetime at her job?
 
Isn't 5lbs still supposed to be a bit much? Then again, I am not familiar with burger units.
If you're just starting dieting, it's not at all surprising to lose 5 lbs in the first week. It's water weight. Once you shed that initial 5 pounds or so, it'll slow to 1 or 2 lbs per week. And you should overshoot your target weight by around 5 lbs, too, because you will almost immediately gain the water weight back once you're eating normally.
 
Truth Warrior Jack Scalfani graciously explains to the uneducated plebs that his heart-healthy meat monstrosity actually contains no processed foods, just GUD MEAT (if you don't count the Italian sausage, pepperoni, shitty deli ham, salami and shreddy cheese)

The 5th Impact can't come for this fat bastard and his rotting purple gimp arm soon enough
RE: 'uncured meat'. People bitch about cured meat because the nitrates and nitrites cause cancer (who cares, so does everything). Supposedly 'uncured meats' use nitrates and nitrites from 'naturally' occurring sources (e.g. celery juice). So either way you are getting the cancer chemicals. I still lol that they are allowed to label products as such.

 

If you think Jack was going to follow a clean proper carnivore diet plan, you thought wrong!

Not even a week into the new year and it's meat nitrates and starch covered cheeses!
Jack has that one eye closed, Popeye thing going on. Sounds like him too. SHIVER ME TIMBERS!

0:47 "I can speak better than that!" he gurgles while spitting on himself.

And why is he wearing a Manhattan, NY shirt? I thought New York was full of gay libtards who hate hardworking patriots like Jack Scalfani? It couldn't be that Hammy is playing Mr. Potato Head and dressing him up to laugh at him... ?
 
I found the exact meats he used in case anybody is curious about the ingredients.

Member's Mark Uncured Black Forest Ham
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Member's Mark Hard Salami
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Hormel Pepperoni
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Great Value Italian Sausage
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Nothing says unprocessed and clean eating quite like value brand "meat" with petroleum derivatives banned in most first world countries like propyl gallate and BHA.
 

If you think Jack was going to follow a clean proper carnivore diet plan, you thought wrong!

Not even a week into the new year and it's meat nitrates and starch covered cheeses!
This would be a fine recipe if it was a college student making some weird fucking recipe at 4 in the morning or something, but this is terrible for a diet.

Between the pre-cooked chicken (I should've known that Jack could never make Chicken that decent looking), the fucking butter "sauce" he puts on top, and the fucking mountain of processed cheese and meats on top.

Jack might as well just make the Denali Meat Mountain without the buns.
 
Jesus, at this rate he will have his 5th stroke by the end of this month. He has zero clue about what qualifies as a healthy diet. Heavily processed meat and cheese with butter and cream sauce. Fucking hell man. Does he not realize that strokes are caused by clogged arteries? All of this cholesterol and fat will only clog his arteries even more.
Jackoff hears it all the time, but he ignores advice that he can't twist into justification for inhaling piles of slop. A 'plant-based diet' is for hippies. But CARNIVORE? O HO! MEAT GUD! Those doctors have to get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart Jack Scalfani!

Charles seems adept at telling Jack what he wants to hear, so one suspects that Charles wants to kill him.
 
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Jackoff hears it all the time, but he ignores advice that he can't twist into justification for inhaling piles of slop. A 'plant-based diet' is for hippies. But CARNIVORE? O HO! MEAT GUD! Those doctors have to get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart Jack Scalfani!

Charles seems adept at telling Jack what he wants to hear, so one suspects that Charles wants to kill him.
Charles is every bit as retarded as Jack is. The difference is Charles doesn't eat the quantity Jack does.
 
Jack is going wild in the comments right after the video is posted. So much for “hiring” moderators for your comments section. That was bullshit from the start.

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how the fuck did you like that?

My theory is that Tammy cut off Jack from using her credit card on fiverr after he spent too much money paying someone to design his retarded Jesus shirts. Hence why his comment sections are a shitshow of him yelling "YES MOM" to everyone concerned about his salty meat consumption and why his thumbnails have reverted back to his smug bitemoji instead of cats and dogs with arrows pointing at his food.
 
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