And Jack's just going to make up numbers again it seems. I wonder if he's going to get mommy-wife to get him larger shirts again so he can pretend he lost weight with them again.
Sure, and I would also assume that bears, foxes, etc. have breath that fucking reeks.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
maybe he just took a fat dump
It's not five pounds of fat there Fatty. That's literally water weight. But no, faggot thinks he's somehow magically lost five pounds in four days. That would literally mean he would had to have burned more than 3500 calories in a day. Something that only the most elite athletes that live in the gym or guys who do hard manual labor could expect.
Your weight can literally fluctuate by several pounds a day depending on what you ate, drank and when you last went to the washroom.
Isn't 5lbs still supposed to be a bit much? Then again, I am not familiar with burger units.
Also once a carnivore's teeth are too bad to kill prey or eat it, they just die.
It's around 2.25kg. If Fatty is eating 2 pounds of gud meat a day, and drinking a liter of water(more like a 2 liter of soda but whatever), he could sweat/piss/shit that out easily in the morning and then fill himself right back up again. Have to remember that he's not changing the amount he consumes, just what he consumes(for the worse). Still, that's barely over 1kg a day. Again, it's a minor fluctuation not worth noting for anyone other than mushbrain. Hell, he might go up 1kg tomorrow.
Sure. But also, anyone who remembers some basic elementary school biology knows that humans don't have the same tooth structure as the average carnivore, yet morons like the people unironically posting on Fatty's FB page will say stupid shit like human teeth are made for tearing flesh or whatever. Human teeth are fairly mediocre at such tasks, and even herbivores need front teeth that can cut into the things they're eating before chewing them.
He's likely eating more. He's mentioned multiple times that he can eat as much as he wants on this diet and he just showed us that he cooked up a probably 5lb chuck roast for lunch and admitted to eating 1/3 of it. Regardless of what he ate for lunch I'm sure he finished it off at dinner. He didn't say how many hard boiled eggs he had for breakfast but those calories are negligible compared to several pounds of fatty beef. Even if it was only a 3lb chuck roast, which is as small as I ever see them, that's 3216 calories.
When an old tiger loses too many teeth, it starts going after the easy, two-legged prey.
Most of them just die. Man-eating tigers are not common. Many of them got a taste for it when they just happened to get a taste of it, for instance during one of the brutal massacres that often occur in sub-Saharan Africa (like the Tsavo Man-Eaters who also did have bad teeth).
He's gotta make up for the calories he isn't eating with all of that non-meat out of his diet afterall. I've said his diet appears to be 4-5000 calories a day, because he looks like he eats that much(probably just shits a third of it of it as grease straight into the toilet, there's no way he has anything resembling a normal metabolism, btw the average human shits something like 7% of their ingested calories as undigestable material, bacteria, etc. as I recall reading at some point).
Jacks about to buy a Vitamix with Tammy's money isn't he?
The thought of him relying on blended food like that in combination of a wheelchair and oxygen tank would be a horrifying fate for Jackass.
He already did that, so it's sitting somewhere in a box not being used.