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When will Jack drop dead?

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Kind of random, but I've realized in recent days that I have another pet peeve as it relates to Jack that bothers me- his face.

It's gotten progressively worse as his neurological health has deteriorated, but watching his brain struggle to activate the living motor neurons (among the expanses of dead ones) that remain results in all manner of tard faces that INFURIATE me.
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Seriously, Jacko...
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REGENDarySumanai said:
The thought of him relying on blended food like that in combination of a wheelchair and oxygen tank would be a horrifying just fate for Jackass.
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FTFY.
 
Mundane Ralph said:
After Jack gave up on the daily videos he said he would still be posting his blood pressure, blood sugar and weight on social media, but I guess he didn't like people commenting on his increasing blood pressure so he's only posting his weight now.
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No fucking way he’s at the 270s. His gut is too big for that.

Folks at 270 look nothing close to Jack.
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
The thought of him relying on blended food like that in combination of a wheelchair and oxygen tank would be a horrifying fate for Jackass.
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Why? He could just eat like what he is, a fucking baby. He should be sucking baby food through a straw. It could even be meat! Maybe he'd cheer up if they explained that.
 
I'm just imagining some sequel to Se7en where a killer starts giving people fates based on their particular combinations of the deadly sins. Jack would make a perfect "Gloth", sitting with his skin welded to a long-dead scootypuff, surrounded by nothing but cans of Armour Potted Meat Food Product that he can't work the pull tab with only one working hand and his feet and shins long since eaten away by the dogs.
 
Tiresome said:
Jack would make a perfect "Gloth", sitting with his skin welded to a long-dead scootypuff, surrounded by nothing but cans of Armour Potted Meat Food Product that he can't work the pull tab with only one working hand and his feet and shins long since eaten away by the dogs.
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Gluttony and sloth aren't the remarkable things about Jack; he has 'em bad, but look at any demographic study.

Jack's true besetting sin is Pride, and it's almost poetic how his pride is what's taking away his personal freedom and dignity, inch by excruciating inch.
 
Aunt Carol said:
Gluttony and sloth aren't the remarkable things about Jack; he has 'em bad, but look at any demographic study.

Jack's true besetting sin is Pride, and it's almost poetic how his pride is what's taking away his personal freedom and dignity, inch by excruciating inch.
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I agree Jack has a problem with pride but it can't be nearly on the unbelievably overbearing level of someone like say, Foodie Beauty. I fully believe he started the channel with two goals: to stuff his face on a constant basis, and to not have to have an actual job. He succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.
 
Pig Cups said:
Kind of random, but I've realized in recent days that I have another pet peeve as it relates to Jack that bothers me- his face.

It's gotten progressively worse as his neurological health has deteriorated, but watching his brain struggle to activate the living motor neurons (among the expanses of dead ones) that remain results in all manner of tard faces that INFURIATE me.
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Seriously, Jacko...
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FTFY.
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What's worse for me is that he looks marginally like a coworker who I really like. Someone who is way more animated and enjoys life, who also suffered a stroke but recovered from it with doctors orders.

I guess it's a good lesson, you know. He's what we all could be if we were a tenth as self aware.
 
AngeloTheWizard said:
What's worse for me is that he looks marginally like a coworker who I really like.
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Jack is practically the identical twin to a guy who often cuts my hair, right down to the stubbly goatee, the sallow coloring, the manlet frame, the flat cap. Difference is my barber is a not overly fat, chill, easygoing dude and actually works for a goddamn living.
 
Pig Cups said:
Kind of random, but I've realized in recent days that I have another pet peeve as it relates to Jack that bothers me- his face.

It's gotten progressively worse as his neurological health has deteriorated, but watching his brain struggle to activate the living motor neurons (among the expanses of dead ones) that remain results in all manner of tard faces that INFURIATE me.
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Figured out who he reminds me of now that his face is fucked.
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Pig Cups said:
Kind of random, but I've realized in recent days that I have another pet peeve as it relates to Jack that bothers me- his face.

It's gotten progressively worse as his neurological health has deteriorated, but watching his brain struggle to activate the living motor neurons (among the expanses of dead ones) that remain results in all manner of tard faces that INFURIATE me.
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Seriously, Jacko...
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FTFY.
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I'm with you on his face. Combined with his voice, I can't watch more than a couple of minutes of his videos. Kudos to those in the thread that actually suffer all the way through and transcribe them.

Oh and why is Jack happy that people are going back into the office? Fat bitch has never worked a real job in his life and is literally homebound unless Tammy loads him in the van to go "review" this week's strip mall or fast food slop.
 
EatBeforeYouEat said:
No more work for home opportunities for anyone except Tammy so she can clean up after him.
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After destroying the prosperity of future generations out of sheer greed, Jack's generation cheer the removal of one of the few good things the young could hope from this fucked job market.
 
Charlie Delicious said:

If you think Jack was going to follow a clean proper carnivore diet plan, you thought wrong!

Not even a week into the new year and it's meat nitrates and starch covered cheeses!
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No, we didn't think that at all. His idea of "no processed crap"... he's just baking a pile of processed crap and calling it a pizza. That "parmesan" is a fail, the pepperoni is a fail, the sandwich cut ham is a fail, the pork sausage is probably a fail, the salami is a fail, the shreddy cheese is another fail. Claims the seasoning has no sugar or carbs, doesn't show what seasoning mix it is.

"Looks beautiful" looks like shit. Waves his hand around yammering about an emoji. The crust that was made out of pre-cooked chicken "feels cooked" drops food out of his mouth. Claims the "sauce" is good... probably has a bunch of bullshit in the butter he used as well. Even the great value whipping cream is processed bullshit, it's not like he went to some local dairy and got cream and butter from there.

"all my numbers are posted... ... I'm an open book" lol ok so he must have filmed this on the 2nd or 3rd before he got tired after 3 days of posting numbers.

Considering he's been bragging about not eating "processed crap" and proceeds to shovel his face full of processed crap on camera, it makes you wonder wtf Fatty thinks processed food actually is, or isn't?
 
p1138 said:
No, we didn't think that at all. His idea of "no processed crap"... he's just baking a pile of processed crap and calling it a pizza. That "parmesan" is a fail, the pepperoni is a fail, the sandwich cut ham is a fail, the pork sausage is probably a fail, the salami is a fail, the shreddy cheese is another fail. Claims the seasoning has no sugar or carbs, doesn't show what seasoning mix it is.

"Looks beautiful" looks like shit. Waves his hand around yammering about an emoji. The crust that was made out of pre-cooked chicken "feels cooked" drops food out of his mouth. Claims the "sauce" is good... probably has a bunch of bullshit in the butter he used as well. Even the great value whipping cream is processed bullshit, it's not like he went to some local dairy and got cream and butter from there.

"all my numbers are posted... ... I'm an open book" lol ok so he must have filmed this on the 2nd or 3rd before he got tired after 3 days of posting numbers.

Considering he's been bragging about not eating "processed crap" and proceeds to shovel his face full of processed crap on camera, it makes you wonder wtf Fatty thinks processed food actually is, or isn't?
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The other carnivore pizza recipes I've watched as a comparison at least create a base that resembles a traditional base, this is just idiocy. I don't know if he is doing this to spite the nutritionists that told him to eat a varied diet with fruits and vegetables or just thinks this is an acceptable shortcut.
 
Charlie Delicious said:

If you think Jack was going to follow a clean proper carnivore diet plan, you thought wrong!

Not even a week into the new year and it's meat nitrates and starch covered cheeses!
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Jack is getting angy in the comments claiming the meats are all uncured, so I looked it up. The hormel pepperoni is cured. They do make uncured but it comes in a different color package. The Italian sausage, ham and salami are great value brand and I checked the Walmart site and they don't make uncured versions of those. He also didn't show the seasoning he used so I'm just going to assume there's sugar in it.
 
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Truth Warrior Jack Scalfani graciously explains to the uneducated plebs that his heart-healthy meat monstrosity actually contains no processed foods, just GUD MEAT (if you don't count the Italian sausage, pepperoni, shitty deli ham, salami and shreddy cheese)

The 5th Impact can't come for this fat bastard and his rotting purple gimp arm soon enough
 
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