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If I were in Scalfatty's shoes I would not be doing any lifetime deals, they seem like a bad investment
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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So 9 months tops? Giveme you rainbows.
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How funny will it be when the app eventually goes out of style/stops being supported, à la Flappy Bird?
The chimpouts and demands for a refund will be glorious.
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Especially the Hawaiian rolls he loves and used in stuffing for "added sweetness".
He is mind blowingly dumb
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???????
Anyone got a stroke to English translator handy?
Anyone got a stroke to English translator handy?
biggacracka
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Is that something about Christmas and Santa landing on the roof but the strokebrain confused him for Jesus?
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How do any of those thoughts go together??
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They're adding on a cupola maybe? Jack would be retarded enough with his size miscalculations to think those are actual living spaces.
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The Jesus roof is the room Tammy designated in the house for assisted suicide. I really hope so anyway.
Dead Air
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Jesus is probably the guy the mows his yard.
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And good reasons an exorcist needs to visit.
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The food demon inhabiting Jack's body is probably too strong now, it would be wiser to keep it contained withing it's host.
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The pudding ones are unremarkable if you eat them normally, but after you put them under the broiler for like a minute? Top tier.
Back to Jack: he's fat and racist and doesn't deserve to eat delicious foreign KitKats.
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I am greatly offended by your comment, SpongeBob is kind, hard working, a caring pet owner, devoted to his friends and family, not a fucking glutton, and a generous soul.
Unless you were referring to how Fat Jack wants to be covered in holes, but Jack just wants more entrances for cock.
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The unfortunate thing for Tammy is that the only guys who would want to pork her are maybe some brothas and some of Jack's morbidly obese acquaintances from church. She is truly stuck in this empty marriage.
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Today he made a recipe from an actual cookbook. There's a moment where he ineffectively begins stirring the dry ingredients for the dough before it cuts, it's always fascinating to see his laziness with everything clash with his ego in not wanting to put his withered arm on display resulting in the worst cover up jobs anyone has ever seen.
The recipe itself seems fine to me, so props to Dolly, but he did call it too sweet. If I had to guess, its probably because he used jarred peaches instead of the fresh peaches the recipe calls for. Never change Jack.
Also, while I was watching this video I was thinking of his kit kat post from the other day and you've got to wonder what a man who gets so bitchy about sweets being everywhere is doing making two sweets videos in a row.
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Jack is building a place for Tammy’s new boyfriend. How considerate of him.