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When will Jack drop dead?

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Thirty? Dude there's been HUNDREDS of them. Literally at last count there's been over 400 flavors of Kit Kat in Japan. Sure you only see maybe a dozen of them at any time but they're always coming out with new ones or bringing back old ones.
And most of them are fucking awesome. The tea ones are always great, love 'em. You'd think a consumerist glutton would love the variety and experimentation. Always funny how Jack insists on virtue signaling against his own interests and vices though. Nobodies gonna buy your healthy life LARP, and pretending to be mad is just gonna make you actually mad.
 
Thirty? Dude there's been HUNDREDS of them. Literally at last count there's been over 400 flavors of Kit Kat in Japan. Sure you only see maybe a dozen of them at any time but they're always coming out with new ones or bringing back old ones.
dont challenge me with a notice like that. i am a diabetes and i will kill myself on this wild kitkat hunt
 
dont challenge me with a notice like that. i am a diabetes and i will kill myself on this wild kitkat hunt
Some of the Japanese Kit Kats are made to be baked; you put them in a toaster oven on the "toast" setting and they brown up nice.

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Usually it's pudding-type flavors, or cheesecake.
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dont challenge me with a notice like that. i am a diabetes and i will kill myself on this wild kitkat hunt
They also do regional versions specific for prefectures, events, holidays, collabs, etc. I've had a bunch over the years(probably a few dozen) and I can say that there's maybe a handful that I simply didn't like, none of them were actually gross.

Weirdly enough, KitKat also had a store at some mall in Canada for a few years where you could customize the fillings and they had some fancier "premium" versions as well.

Fatty of course cannot grasp the concept of eating something in moderation as a treat, thus his hate for sugar. "But if taste gud, need to eat till stomach full. Stomach full of sugar bad!" That is his default thought process with food.
 
The sheer arrogance of demanding a fucking candy company make “healthier snacks” instead of just grabbing a piece of fruit/veg or one of the many healthy commercial snacks that already exist. Never change, Jack, it’s all about you…
 
The sheer arrogance of demanding a fucking candy company make “healthier snacks” instead of just grabbing a piece of fruit/veg or one of the many healthy commercial snacks that already exist. Never change, Jack, it’s all about you…

Yeah it's crazy how delusional and narcissistic that guy is. You could literally show him his latest video where he's literally struggling eating that fucking Burger with his only functional arm & he wouldn't want to project.
 
The sheer arrogance of demanding a fucking candy company make “healthier snacks” instead of just grabbing a piece of fruit/veg or one of the many healthy commercial snacks that already exist. Never change, Jack, it’s all about you…

The one thing that absolutely never crosses the minds of Jack and lardasses in general is that there's a third option: NOT EATING. You don't have to be shoveling food into your face hole every waking moment. It's not a dichotomy of constantly eating candy and gud meat and eating something you hate. And it's incredibly easy to take that option, in fact it's free and takes literally no effort.
 
The one thing that absolutely never crosses the minds of Jack and lardasses in general is that there's a third option: NOT EATING. You don't have to be shoveling food into your face hole every waking moment. It's not a dichotomy of constantly eating candy and gud meat and eating something you hate. And it's incredibly easy to take that option, in fact it's free and takes literally no effort.
What was Fatty's recent response to someone on youtube for calling him out for eating like a pig? "I've got to eat something" or "how am I supposed to live" or some shit like that? This man believes his stomach needs to be in a near constant state of full, or else he's starving to death.
 
btw whats up with the spongebob shirt?

Back when Jack was pretending to be a Hollywood producer, one of his brothers got him an invite to an exclusive industry conference (read: marketing that anybody tangentially related who just asks gets invited to) where SpongeBob was shown off before being aired. Of course, Jack thought it was a shit idea and would flop instantly.
 
Blueberry muffin kitkat! YES!

The only thing that would be better is if a restaurant refused to serve jack. "We're sorry, he's too unfit to eat here, we don't want the liability".
 
But also lol that Jack keeps going on his sugar causes cancer agenda but it's fine to eat heavy sandwiches regularly.
But that's not sugar. Sugar is sweet. Bread like in a bun form or french fries or whatever are starches that aren't sweet. Totally different thing!

And you know this is what is going through his mind. This faggot has literally no idea about nutrition other than what his brother tells him and what's he's learned from Blue's Clues.

dont challenge me with a notice like that. i am a diabetes and i will kill myself on this wild kitkat hunt
Typically you have a couple dozen flavors out in the wild, or if you hit the airports there's souvenir ones you can get. I always see the sake, wasabi and strawberry flavored ones. But if find yourself in Tokyo there's an actual Kit Kat store in Ginza that has many the flavors , Kit Kat type desserts and make your own Kit Kat. Bring insulin. Lots of insulin.

Fatty of course cannot grasp the concept of eating something in moderation as a treat, thus his hate for sugar. "But if taste gud, need to eat till stomach full. Stomach full of sugar bad!" That is his default thought process with food.
But then this is the same guy that will eat pulpork, ribs and brisket until he's getting the meat sweats and can't get up under his own power. But then he can't stand on his own anyway which is why he just rolls away using the Scooty-Puff.

The one thing that absolutely never crosses the minds of Jack and lardasses in general is that there's a third option: NOT EATING. You don't have to be shoveling food into your face hole every waking moment. It's not a dichotomy of constantly eating candy and gud meat and eating something you hate. And it's incredibly easy to take that option, in fact it's free and takes literally no effort.
Or one thing that these freaks have yet to figure out is actually fasting. You know, like they talk about in the bible. From this hour to this hour you don't eat. You're allowed water, clear broths and things like tea or coffee but with no sugar or milk or anything. It can even help lower your blood sugar so he doesn't need insulin.

That is never an option.

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btw whats up with the spongebob shirt?
So in other words, more gorging. The whole thing about passing out and sleeping after eating turkey? Totally a myth. You're just overeating which causes that.

Blueberry muffin kitkat! YES!

The only thing that would be better is if a restaurant refused to serve jack. "We're sorry, he's too unfit to eat here, we don't want the liability".
Or one of those restaurants in China or Taiwan where you have to fit through bars to determine how much you pay. Jagoff wouldn't be able to fit so he'd wind up paying full price with maybe a service charge.

He's too much of a bitch to go to HAG. People have requested it for years. I believe it was a boy's club offense in the livestreams.
It's because that's admitting he's a fatass.
 
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