Nah, he can make a simple frosting. The problem is usually he suffers from two issues related to his fatness. The first being putting frosting on shit that doesn't need it or using way too much. The second, is that he doesn't wait for shit to cool down before putting frosting on it(because he can't ever wait to consume calories, which is why he burns his mouth all the time like a retard, or burns his food because he thinks if he cooks everything on high it'll cook quicker but only results in a burnt exterior and raw interior) resulting in it melting, separating, and looking like he just jacked off a horse onto whatever happens to be on the plate or in the pan.
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He sounds so incredibly BAD. Guy sounds like he's a week away from dying or something. But then all that food he's eating in California is going to be catching up to him.
And yes. It can't be called a brownie. There's no cocoa in it. That's literally the definition of "brownie" because of it's color. But then this is the same faggot that doesn't understand what "roulette" and "wars" actually means.
Of course he would know what fudge is.
And yes. It's practically a fudge.
Fuck me but that is revolting in every sense. But I'm sure Jagoff Scalfatty knows what semen tastes like. He'd be the guy to willingly be the last guy to jizz on it just to be able to eat it all.
In the case of cinnamon buns you need to frost them when they're still warm because the frosting needs to melt into them making them even more sticky and gooey.
But yeah he does so because he can't wait to take one bite so he can give the rest to the homeless.
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Something teils me he hasn't had anything resembling a sex drive for women since he knocked Tammy up for the last time 20+ years ago. Why he is fine with Tammy's bulls as long as he can eat and buy smokers and go out with his male 'friends' into oblivion.
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Once you hear that death rattle, it never escapes your brain.
Jack's voice definitely has a hint of that to it, like he's struggling to breathe at all. It's very hard to hear him speak, and it's hard to look at him with how fucked his face has become. I agree with @Marisa , if he doesn't at least end up in the hospital or hospice by Christmas, I'll be shocked. His condition is dire. If he starts sounding like he's sucking the bottom of a milkshake through a straw, might as well tell Null that he'll be featuring this thread within the next day.
Jack has always done term switching like this. It's only gotten worse with each stroke. He'll say he's doing or cooking one thing and then switching to another or what he really is doing later on in the video. I've watched videos of his to mock with friends of mine that don't speak English natively, and although their English is good/very good, they always inevitably ask me WTF Jack is talking about because they can't follow from all the term switching. I always answer in some form that even Jack doesn't know WTF he's talking about. He might as well be speaking gibberish. He's pretty much at that stage in mushbrain anyway.
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That sort of verbal confusion is a sign of brain damage.
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2pm today (Sat. 10/21), sh*tbirds!
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Some really quick points:
1. This particular idea was stolen from this website for those wondering. Only difference is the fat retard wanted more frosting, because god forbid you just enjoy the lemon brownies as is.
2. He throws a baby tantrum at using more ingredients since he knows the haters will make fun of him for getting it wrong. The irony is his gluttony is his downfall here. He didn't have to make frosting.
3. Jack proves he has a cat based mentality; much like the house cat he looks at the big ass bread tin that only filled up by about a 3rd and immediately said you should double the recipe. Ignore that brownies are supposed to be thinner and denser than fucking bread.
Anyways, this is just a simple no-bake thing that exploits chilling for hardening. Same as magic ice cream. About the only think I think he cocked up was his insistence to use the bottled lemon juice for this since that stuff has extra things in it. He probably also fucked up and got a bit of pith in it. Literally a dump cake, since that's about all Jack can do.
Also again, more proof that the diabetes causes him to regularly get angy and crave sweets. He's obsessed with them probably because he can steal these from tiktoks, but a lot of it is also due to what I suspect is him lashing out at doctors for telling him he can't eat this really anymore. At most a small square to cheat with.
Take the ring, you've made a huge mistake.
Take the name? RECIEVE THE CURSE.
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jack is taking on teaching children how to handwrite now apparently: https://twitter.com/jakatak4/status/1715766334603366756?t=Hikj8_sfeG_Yjz4oK21lRg&s=19
"You guy defend your his like it's the fricken Vax" might be my new favorite jack quote
"You guy defend your his like it's the fricken Vax" might be my new favorite jack quote
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Its takes like this that show just how astronomically retarded Jack is. Yeah most people write on the computer nowadays, but handwriting is still used for checks, signatures, and heaven forbid someone may need to write somewhere they can't just type on their computer. Maybe Jack should pay attention to those preschool shows he watches if he needs to understand why this is an important skill.
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If Newsom is for it, Jack is against it. It's as simple as that. If Newsom spoke out against fake meat, Jack would buy an year's supply with Tammy's credit card.
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...Was Jack trying to bait people into mentioning his hemiparesis? Of course he doesn't write anything by (left) hand.
No way is Jack that smart, though. Good on his Twitter followers for not taking the low road.
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I have to say, shaming someone for wanting to children to know how to write just because they don’t share your political views is a new one for me. There’s actually been a surge in support for handwriting classes (especially cursive ones) because surprise, even in our computer heavy society you still need to scribble on paper! I would’ve assumed that the desire for universal basic literacy was something that everyone could agree upon. Guess I forgot about how intense the power of spite can be.
I’d love to see Jack try to read hieroglyphics, especially since he’s noted that he’s mostly blind now after the latest stroke.
I’d love to see Jack try to read hieroglyphics, especially since he’s noted that he’s mostly blind now after the latest stroke.
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One reason a school might teach handwriting is an important one, and it's sadly one that's been harder to teach these days:
Fine motor skills.
Smartphones and tablets have actually impacted kids, and delayed fine motor skills. Teaching kids to pick up a pencil and write small, intricate shapes is a good way to gain some of those skills.
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Yep, Jack acts like an elderly, bible thumping boomer. He'd fit right in on A&H
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i was about to say that. he is the kind of person that whines "kids cant do x these days" so why would he care otherwise
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Imagine tricking Jack into actually loosing weight by having Gavin Newsom tell people to get fatter.
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It's an important skill to learn like a lot of skills we might never use. I'll be the first to admit I don't write cursive but that's because my handwriting is terrible. I know some people say theirs is but mine is literally terrible. You can't read it. I can barely read it. But I still say it's something kids need to learn. Like higher math. Sure. 99% of the population will never need to learn how to do algebra or calculus but that doesn't mean we shouldn't learn it.
Jagoff is just angy that California is trying to do something and nobody really cares about Tennessee. You just know that if Gov. Bill Lee were to put out that kind of copy that Jagoff would be all for it.
In that case because it aligns with his views he'd either quietly ignore it or he'd put out a post like, "has hell frozen over because I agree with him" or something.