💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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When I start eating fud I don't just eat fud. I be strokin'
That's what I be doing, huh I be strokin'
I stroke out on the right
And I stroke out on the left
And I stroke out from the pulpork that I love the best
I be strokin'
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Jack will still be stuffing his face with meat at the heat death of the universe.
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Like don't get me wrong, 5.60 per gallon is pretty shit, but what the fuck is he doing fueling what seems to be an RV or an 18 wheeler? Also, what are the odds this fucking fat retard literally whined at Tammy to drive him ALL THE WAY to Cali solely so he can eat those borgls from In-n-Out or Waterburrgrr or whatever. I know it was to prove to the haters that the poor fucks he hung out with like him and he pulled some shit emotional manipulation on Chavez, but what if he just really wanted some california beef. In both holes.
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given how rough he always sounds post-gorging, i really don't think he can make it very far into next year. between his hardened arteries, his overworked heart, and his mismanaged diabetes, he is really gambling with his life everyday. i'll be surprised if he doesn't have at least a health scare by christmas
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A very astute observation.
Lately, he sounds physically worn out after eating. He is out of breath, and literally looks like he is in discomfort. Since his last stroke, he also has a wet, gurgling sort of sound to his speech, and has to clear his throat very frequently.
He quite literally has developed a death rattle.
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Well there's your problem: 96.445 fucking gallons of gas at ~$5.60!
I wish this wasn't so horrific like the cooking videos, but alas. Meat and gasoline.
quick edit: my shitbox car holds about 17 gallons, and I'm able to drive a reasonable (American) distance (almost a whole Bulgaria (North to South) for my eurofriends)
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Now he's arguing with family members in advance like they're correcting him in the comments...
Those aren't brownies, they aren't even blondies. At best they're some sort of lazy ass version of fudge squares. They aren't 3 ingredients, he's got enough "frosting" on there for a cake twice the size... and somehow it's the frosting that he won't eat as if the melted pile of chocolate chips and cashew butter aren't just packed with sugar? for fucks sake...
He even says "it's like lemon fudge!" at the end of the video, so this retard just doesn't know what a brownie is at all then? Since when the fuck do you even put frosting on brownies? or fudge? "and I don't like lemon, but this is amazing guys" of course you don't like lemon Fatty, it isn't part of your food groups of meat/cheese/grease/sugar, and of course it's actually "amazing guys" because you just crammed a pile of sugar into your face.
On the gas shot again, I just realized our four time stroke champ made a joke about having a stroke.
I wish the recipe police would kneel on Jack's neck.
Tammy was pissed when she dropped the cream cheese.
I wonder how much shit Jack added to this off camera, I saw the shurgur sack.
Remember, eat before you eat.
I wish the recipe police would kneel on Jack's neck.
Tammy was pissed when she dropped the cream cheese.
I wonder how much shit Jack added to this off camera, I saw the shurgur sack.
Remember, eat before you eat.
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I think Jack Scalfani hit me with a flash bang in the video. there’s this constant high-pitched ringing sound in the beginning of the mimeo.
There is a mic hiss, but I think his stupid ass is also running the dishwasher behind himself while filming.
James done did it
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Looks like the results of a game of soggy biscuit. Jesus H.
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That looks like sawmill gravy biscuits from a sad undercooked hell.
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Tammy Jr. is fat and I nor Jack Jr. would have sex with her, though for two completely different reasons.
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I thought you were talking about Tammy and Jack for a second, I really need to get some sleep. Speaking of which, I'm sure Jack can't even get it up with all his health problems.
What's funny is that despite fucking around with HRT, Chris Chan is still more virile that Jack at this point. Even if Jack could find his dick, there's no way he doesn't have such a bad case of ED that caverject wouldn't even work on him.
Goddamnit, I'm speculating on lolcow dick now, that's my cue to call it a night.
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The best Jack bit will always be that he has 0 clue what he's talking about. Great "brownies" Jack!
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His new "brownie" recipe reminds me of his old "cinnamon roll hack" video.
Out of all the years of cooking this mother fucker still can't create a simple frosting.
God damn you, Jack.
Out of all the years of cooking this mother fucker still can't create a simple frosting.
God damn you, Jack.
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