💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Super Hans v2]

I'm not up on the Jack lore, but his wife is a coal burner?

It's a joke. But it wouldn't be a surprise; she's a low class fat white woman with a closeted husband.

 

[Guntanator]

Damn just look to the left of that pic at Tammy jr. She's gaining so fast.

 

[Sonic T]

Damn just look to the left of that pic at Tammy jr. She's gaining so fast.

I was wondering if that was her or not. She truly is transforming into a Scalfatty.

 

[SteveGoatman]

I was wondering if that was her or not. She truly is transforming into a Scalfatty.

Also....Jack Jr. wearing a "Property of Iron Paradise" sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off to showcase his pythons....Jesus Christ....

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

One of my friends in college was 80% blind and she would absolutely have beaten the tar out of Jack with her white stick over that comment, lol. From my understanding very few people are truly 100% blind, so they'd still get to enjoy sights of Disneyland and the unfortunate sight of Jack's titanic ass chugging around in his scootypuff.

Imagine how the motor on that thing must struggle moving Jack around. No piece of equipment deserves to suffer like that.

 

[Tiresome]

Also....Jack Jr. wearing a "Property of Iron Paradise" sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off to showcase his pythons....Jesus Christ....

He's like the perfect fucking Zoomer. HARD YO WITH MY MINECRAFT SHIT YOU WISH YOU COULD

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Honestly surprised that Jack hasn't been hit by deep vein thrombosis on these flights.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Honestly surprised that Jack hasn't been hit by deep vein thrombosis on these flights.

And that still wouldn't kill him.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

And that still wouldn't kill him.

He'll just keep losing limbs like the black knight in Monty Python. If he lives another 5 years he'll be a human egg.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

He'll just keep losing limbs like the black knight in Monty Python. If he lives another 5 years he'll be a human egg.

He will be a human egg, and then receive a strange egg shaped amulet with human features arrayed haphazardly on it.

 

[Andoxico]

He will be a human egg, and then receive a strange egg shaped amulet with human features arrayed haphazardly on it.

I never considered that but I could totally see Jack becoming an apostle

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

He will be a human egg, and then receive a strange egg shaped amulet with human features arrayed haphazardly on it.

At which point he will demand Tammy fry it up with a pound of bacon and pour him a glass of the grease to drink with his keto bacon and eggs

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Damn just look to the left of that pic at Tammy jr. She's gaining so fast.

She definitely has blown up

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

She definitely has blown up

She is one of them now.

 

[Peace Or Love]

Recipe Roulette with Jack - wk 5 (Is this really Lasagna?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rooEQxKvPpY

This time Jack decided to name a normal pasta recipe a lasagna recipe for no reason. Probably his brain becoming fully mush.

 

[ZipDisk]

No, it's an old meme but it checks out. Jack doesn't know what Lasagna is. He does know what roulette means, but fuck the audience, he'll do thumb through cookbook, wherever he likes, he'll stop.

Holy fuck he looks pissed.

He looks empty and lost, just like when Jack would drag him to all the restaurants at theme parks as a child, to get the child pricing. I'm fairly sure he told the restaurant employees Jr. "wasn't hungry". I wonder if Jr. ever got to go on any rides, or if it was restaurant to restaurant, then they leave.
I'm betting it's the second one.

 

[Requiem For A Meme]

Recipe Roulette with Jack - wk 5 (Is this really Lasagna?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rooEQxKvPpY

This time Jack decided to name a normal pasta recipe a lasagna recipe for no reason. Probably his brain becoming fully mush.

Lazy Man's Lasagna is a classic episode.

But yes, he was mushbrained back then, too.

Edit: Rob continues to be a master class in trolling. God bless him.

 

[Tiresome]

Edit: Rob continues to be a master class in trolling. God bless him.

I swear I ever meet the man I'm going to buy him his favorite beer.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Holy fuck he looks pissed.
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Unless he won it, what possible reason would anybody have to get this when he needs to fly home?

And he seriously looks like a faggot.

Damn just look to the left of that pic at Tammy jr. She's gaining so fast.

It's what happens when you're a Scalfatty.

Also....Jack Jr. wearing a "Property of Iron Paradise" sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off to showcase his pythons....Jesus Christ....

ALL his sleeves are cut off to show his guns. But... there's no definition there to be impressed with. He's got some size but his arms look more fat than anything else.

I never considered that but I could totally see Jack becoming an apostle

Could you imagine? He'd be one with a giant mouth with prehensile tongue that just eats anybody in front of him.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Unless he won it, what possible reason would anybody have to get this when he needs to fly home?

And he seriously looks like a faggot.


It's what happens when you're a Scalfatty.


ALL his sleeves are cut off to show his guns. But... there's no definition there to be impressed with. He's got some size but his arms look more fat than anything else.


Could you imagine? He'd be one with a giant mouth with prehensile tongue that just eats anybody in front of him.

Jack Jr. Has the arms of a 45 year old peri-menopausal Goodwill cashier.