💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Uber driver reviewer]

don't recall him doing this in CA, but he once drove to alabama to help cook an anniversary dinner for one extremely lucky couple. this was in 2016

rare full beard appearance in this one

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DWyMBNBqVT8

This woman’s husbando is so used to coming home and finding the neighbor, mailman, or pastor already there that he barely blinks an eye. Weird.

Jack should attempt to open a catering company. Or just a catering consultantsy where he goes around bossing around private caterers and asking dumb questions. It totally fits into the Jack Pack concept.

Also suggesting these videos of Jack going to private residences for upcoming PCTLM episodes.

I got a deep fryer as a present some years ago and yeah it's mostly a waste of cabinet space. It is utterly superb for those once in a lifetime occasions when I feel like being a giant fatass and/or cooking for others (especially since it can filter and drain the used oil into a removable tank that makes the cleaning part like a billion times less annoying), but man I absolutely would not purchase one for myself. Maybe if I was looking to be "that guy with the deep fryer" and loaning it out for a pack of beer or something, but I'm not really into that either.

We used to take those giant turkey deep fryers back in the day and have giant parties where we would get 3-4 friends who owned turkey fries to get them to set them up in a line with us, and then have about 40-50 people over with whatever they wanted to deep fry. It was basically a big dumb science experiment for young adults who would stop by the store, pick out a bunch of shit to try deep frying, then we would have a big bonfire and just deep fry anything. Cookies, shellfish, pb&j, blooming onions, apple pie, pecan pie, etc etc. it was a giant mess despite being outside. But we were also in our late 20’s so still had the metabolism to effortlessly survive such gluttony. Wouldn’t dream of it now. These days were more likely to just meet up with a few other couples for a long weekend in Vegas or something .

I got a deep fryer as a present some years ago and yeah it's mostly a waste of cabinet space. It is utterly superb for those once in a lifetime occasions when I feel like being a giant fatass and/or cooking for others (especially since it can filter and drain the used oil into a removable tank that makes the cleaning part like a billion times less annoying), but man I absolutely would not purchase one for myself. Maybe if I was looking to be "that guy with the deep fryer" and loaning it out for a pack of beer or something, but I'm not really into that either.

We used to take those giant turkey deep fryers back in the day and have giant parties where we would get 3-4 friends who owned turkey fries to get them to set them up in a line with us, and then have about 40-50 people over with whatever they wanted to deep fry. It was basically a big dumb science experiment for young adults who would stop by the store, pick out a bunch of shit to try deep frying, then we would have a big bonfire and just deep fry anything. Cookies, shellfish, pb&j, blooming onions, apple pie, pecan pie, etc etc. it was a giant mess despite being outside. But we were also in our late 20’s so still had the metabolism to effortlessly survive such gluttony. Wouldn’t dream of it now. These days were more likely to just meet up with a few other couples for a long weekend in Vegas or something .

Imagine dying in such a pathetic fashion that you were burned to death at a concert by an utterly lame, gay band like Great White.

once bitten, twice fried…

Imagine dying in such a pathetic fashion that you were burned to death at a concert by an utterly lame, gay band like Great White.

once bitten, twice fried…

 

[Piggle Rick]

We used to take those giant turkey deep fryers back in the day and have giant parties where we would get 3-4 friends who owned turkey fries to get them to set them up in a line with us, and then have about 40-50 people over with whatever they wanted to deep fry. It was basically a big dumb science experiment for young adults who would stop by the store, pick out a bunch of shit to try deep frying, then we would have a big bonfire and just deep fry anything. Cookies, shellfish, pb&j, blooming onions, apple pie, pecan pie, etc etc. it was a giant mess despite being outside. But we were also in our late 20’s so still had the metabolism to effortlessly survive such gluttony. Wouldn’t dream of it now. These days were more likely to just meet up with a few other couples for a long weekend in Vegas or something .

once bitten, twice fried…


once bitten, twice fried…

Looks like the Ddos is fucking up replies again...

PL I have a mini deep fryer, and totally recommend it for occasional use. Two people can get a reasonable amount of fries as a side, and the size halts my greedy instinct to eat a big plate of fries. We usually do a cup of fries shared between us when we are doing ribs and slaw. You just cool the machine afterwards, pour the leftover oil into a metal bowl with a lid, let it cool some more, and keep it in a refrigerator until you need it again.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Like Jagoff has read the bible...

 

[Pig Cups]

don't recall him doing this in CA, but he once drove to alabama to help cook an anniversary dinner for one extremely lucky couple. this was in 2016

rare full beard appearance in this one

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DWyMBNBqVT8

You beautiful son of a bitch, you! Thanks a ton. I was clearly off on some of my details- misremembered Jack as being far younger in this and back in CA.

I assume she was trying to murder her husband via poisoning, but knew that arsenic/cyanide/antifreeze would be too obvious, incriminating, and difficult to cover up. Jack then seemed like a good choice because of plausible deniability potential, as well as how subtle the execution would be.

 

[Sonic T]

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That better be more pictures than words, otherwise mushbrain is gonna need an interpreter.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Jack is a busy busy boy
Jack is a busy boy.mp4

Are....are you fucking kidding me? He's "busy" and needs to "slow down"?! He literally does/contributes nothing all day, every day. It also reminds me of the classic advice to "never confuse activity with achievement". I'd sincerely like Jack to list out what all of his hard work has resulted in....

 

[Point Emerging]

Well….They are Israel enthusiasts. They love Israel more than Israeli Zionists.


You’re talking about Rawbert! Jack’s scissoring partner

That makes all the sense. It all checks out!

Edit: He loves Israel & the Jews.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack is a busy busy boy
Jack is a busy boy.mp4

And nothing that he's doing is worthwhile, helping anybody or improving himself as a person. He didn't even make the coffee and of course is drinking a huge mug of it.

There's being busy doing important or worthwhile stuff. And then there's just taking time and wasting it online. Both are being bust but only one is truly worth it.

don't recall him doing this in CA, but he once drove to alabama to help cook an anniversary dinner for one extremely lucky couple. this was in 2016

rare full beard appearance in this one

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DWyMBNBqVT8

Having this faggot show you how to cook is probably the saddest thing I've seen in a long time.

I know it's nothing new, but I still find it absolutely incredible that Jack, a guy who blames at least one of his multiple strokes on caffeine, continues to drink coffee as much as he does

It's piss weak and loaded with cream and artificial sweeteners and whatever syrup he can add. It's basically warm water with cream and sweetener at this point.

 

[Tiresome]

It's piss weak and loaded with cream and artificial sweeteners and whatever syrup he can add. It's basically warm water with cream and sweetener at this point.

My dad used to low-key look down on the masculinity of any man who drank his coffee anything but black and hot. Which, right or wrong, is still quite a good yardstick for our Blob in particular.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

My dad used to low-key look down on the masculinity of any man who drank his coffee anything but black and hot. Which, right or wrong, is still quite a good yardstick for our Blob in particular.

I used to say the same thing for anybody who ordered decaf. I mean... what's the point? Do you drink that much coffee that you need the same thing but without caffeine or are just that sensitive to caffeine? I know people who can't drink caffeine because it winds them up too much but... then why drink coffee? The main reason I, or anybody I know, drinks it is because it's a great caffeine delivery system.

And if you need to doctor your coffee with cream and sugar... you need a better brand of coffee.

 

[wew lad]

I used to say the same thing for anybody who ordered decaf. I mean... what's the point? Do you drink that much coffee that you need the same thing but without caffeine or are just that sensitive to caffeine? I know people who can't drink caffeine because it winds them up too much but... then why drink coffee? The main reason I, or anybody I know, drinks it is because it's a great caffeine delivery system.

And if you need to doctor your coffee with cream and sugar... you need a better brand of coffee.

Most decaf might as well be methadone for caffeine addicts, but it is possible to find some that's worth a damn for enjoying as a digestif or just as a warm cup of something before bed if you enjoy the taste. One sign of quality on a decaf is if it can still produce a crema/froth as an espresso shot.

 

[Preciate it youtube]

I used to say the same thing for anybody who ordered decaf. I mean... what's the point? Do you drink that much coffee that you need the same thing but without caffeine or are just that sensitive to caffeine? I know people who can't drink caffeine because it winds them up too much but... then why drink coffee? The main reason I, or anybody I know, drinks it is because it's a great caffeine delivery system.

And if you need to doctor your coffee with cream and sugar... you need a better brand of coffee.

Coffee is so delicious. I wish I could drink it more than once every two weeks without getting bad nerves. Off subject, but I estimate >70% of anxiety disorders would subside if people weaned themselves off of super high daily doses of caffeine.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Coffee is fucking delicious, has antioxidents and warms you up. Decaff is great if you want a cup before bed, or are currently preggo. It definitely has its place.

I used to say the same thing for anybody who ordered decaf. I mean... what's the point? Do you drink that much coffee that you need the same thing but without caffeine or are just that sensitive to caffeine? I know people who can't drink caffeine because it winds them up too much but... then why drink coffee? The main reason I, or anybody I know, drinks it is because it's a great caffeine delivery system.

And if you need to doctor your coffee with cream and sugar... you need a better brand of coffee.

 

[Cherry Dude]

PokeNash, Hendersonville, TN​

(09/27/23)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bA9-7cnfiCE

Spoiler: Archive (480p):

SaveTube.io-PokeNash, Hendersonville, TN-(480p).mp4

I love that at least half of the comments on every Jackoff on the Go video are now talking about the intro music and "audio issues".

"Jack, I think I've figured out the audio issue you've been struggling with. Recently, YouTube has changed how it processes audio to where certain segments of videos have their volume reduced. YouTube aims to make the whole video -16db by averaging across all parts. What this means for you: You DON'T need to increase the volume of the intro after all. The reason that no one can hear your intro is because all the other parts of your video are at TOO HIGH of an audio level. This means all you have to do is reduce the volume of EVERYTHING EXCEPT the intro. Then, YouTube won't be muting your intro song anymore. It's imperative you work on this, Jack. Some of your fans, including one commentor below, are hard of hearing! That intro is important and really sets the tone for your videos, your brand, and your personality."

Was this one of you? Lmfao

 

[Tiresome]

Most decaf might as well be methadone for caffeine addicts, but it is possible to find some that's worth a damn for enjoying as a digestif or just as a warm cup of something before bed if you enjoy the taste. One sign of quality on a decaf is if it can still produce a crema/froth as an espresso shot.

This is exactly it, as I get older, I run into the common problem of caffeine being a real problem later in the day. There are definitely decafs worth buying and tasting and it's just nice to have a hot drink in the evening with dessert or something.

 

[AnOminous]

Was this one of you? Lmfao

Too bad Jack never listens to advice because this is obviously some of the deliberately worst advice I've ever seen.

 

[desudesu]

Nicest guy on Youtube strikes again!

Some sportsball sperging from our fat man:

 

[Fortnite Bear]

Nicest guy on Youtube strikes again!

Some sportsball sperging from our fat man:

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Jack is a firm believer in the script for no reason whatsoever.

Jack’s logic makes no sense. There’s not just one way that you can keep the clock running in order to end a very close game. How the OC/HC/QB chews the clock doesn’t matter as long as they did it to end the game right there, which is what happened in the real world.

So here’s how it went down, Jack either:

A: Watched the game while blindfolded.
B: Cannot watch/comprehend the game because stroke brain.
C: Jack just wants to be a special snowflake by claiming there’s a conspiracy in some of the most nondescript places.

Dealer’s choice, really.

 

[ZipDisk]

I'll never not be shocked at how casually people throw out "rape" as a verb. Hell, Nintendo did it! (They were suing blockbuster).

Jack stupidly flopping it out like that is unsurprising. Jack wouldn't know nuance if Zoe bit his eye out.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Jack is a firm believer in the script for no reason whatsoever.

Jack’s logic makes no sense. There’s not just one way that you can keep the clock running in order to end a very close game. How the OC/HC/QB chews the clock doesn’t matter as long as they did it to end the game right there, which is what happened in the real world.

So here’s how it went down, Jack either:

A: Watched the game while blindfolded.
B: Cannot watch/comprehend the game because stroke brain.
C: Jack just wants to be a special snowflake by claiming there’s a conspiracy in some of the most nondescript places.

Dealer’s choice, really.

My money is on B. Jack dosent know shit about football and his disastrous attempt at trying fantasy football show exactly that. He just likes the food people serve for games and finds the QBs attractive. Some other idiot (such as his son or some man hes lusting after) more likely made those comments about the game and Jack took that as gospel and decided to parrot that online.

Also remember when he said he would "protest" the NFL? Clearly Jack is a man of his word.