💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Feel bad for Nikki when the fat fuck posts her image in some dumb situation without her consent to the public.
 
AnOminous said:
Felony typo correction?
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Felony Rage Overeating Triggering. Enjoy prison, stalker.
An automatic clown said:
Dan getting in cahoots with Elaine Miller ? What an odd crossover
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Email between Celibate Pedo Hildy and Dan:
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Instead of fire, how about we send in some dogs like cops and the military use? Have you seen what those fuckers do to people? I've only seen a little bit, but they will take testicles right off a man trying to crawl under houses to avoid them. I've also seen them shred extremities where it looked almost like someone got something caught in farm equipment.
سلیمان عثمان said:
Considering that it is almost October, I made a short and crudely drawn horror comic about your boy.

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While you captured his likeness perfectly, you fucked up by having him wear underwear. He doesn't wear underwear, child. That's Felony Assuming Normalcy. Enjoy prison.
Vecr said:
Oh wait, I thought he was going on about needle decompression or airway management. Sewing up a wound before getting to a hospital is really weird and probably wasting time outside of wilderness medicine and potentially some very advanced battlefield medicine I don't know about.
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Someone already mentioned this but I still wanted to add that trying to suture a wound in the field is a terrible idea, even if it's just skin. You'd need equipment you probably won't have (needles, needle drivers, suture line, fluids to potentially irrigate and clean the site, etc.), suturing without an anesthetic fucking hurts which means it'd be damn hard to get someone to stay still, and you're likely to give someone a massive infection outside a controlled environment.

If we're just talking wounds and not airway stuff (a whole different matter), the SOP is slow the leak(s) and get that person to next-level care ASAP.
John Andrews Stan said:
There are a lot of newcomers ITT and I’d like to be the first to show you all Pat’s most autistic tweets ever. First up, to the parents of a terminally ill child.
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This made me want to give that fat faggot one of these.
 
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Have you been drinking, Patrick?
 
Niki loves to wear that "THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL US" hoodie. Who is trying to kill a bunch of milquetoast halfwits? The probability of Pat killing her in some crazed murder-suicide is likely far higher than some flatulent nigger ready to refill the sow like a BBQ gas bottle.
 
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This is what I imagine ol' Toothless looked like every time he heard Pat snort out "Come here, son. It's time for a treat..." and watched him start rubbing dead flies and bugs gathered from around the hovel into the thick layer of sweat and grease coating his groin area while drooling seductively.
 
It's been more than 150 pages since I last checked Pat.
Has his BMI finally reached his book sales number?
 
Piggle Rick said:
Did he really post this at 5.56am his time? If so, homeboy’s got a real problem. Unless there’s an inside joke involved, he has gotta be shitfaced.
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It says UTC, so it was probably just a little before 1:00 am his time. Which, drinking past midnight on a Wednesday night is still pretty sad.
 
Maude Snew said:
there's an Indian study that recommends diluted cow urine but it's from India so that's no surprise
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That actually is a good option if you're a poor farmer since cow urine (like all urine) has potassium and phosphorous in it so correctly processing it and applying it to plants will indeed work (as did for millennia). Not for Fat Rick though since his piss has too high of alcohol content. Although we don't know his pepperoni consumption so if he is grinding the bones and marrow into the mix, it would greatly improve the potassium and phosphorous content of his urine since bone meal (commonly found in animal feed) is very high in both.
 
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I'm assuming that those are store bought again like last year where the brand new store label was still visible.
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Why the extreme closeup though? It's hard to judge the size of those plants but they seem to be tiny and somewhat light on fruit.

Kind of mad to have anything in common with someone so fat and also still disgusted that he made fucking chili jam with his last harvest. Who does that?
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My peppers didn't grow nicely this year I suspect it has to do with how cool summer was early on. The reapers grew normally but my habenero plants are rather stunted compared to previous years and the bell peppers I tried to grow never grew from the seedling state I had bought them in. Lot of other gardeners I know had the same issues with similar plants.
 
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Save the Loli said:
That actually is a good option if you're a poor farmer since cow urine (like all urine) has potassium and phosphorous in it so correctly processing it and applying it to plants will indeed work (as did for millennia). Not for Fat Rick though since his piss has too high of alcohol content.
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Ironic that his physique resembles that of a cow yet his urine is toxic to every organism on earth except Pests. Nikki should probably sprinkle some limestone into his feeding trough tho, definitely wouldn't hurt.
McMitch said:
It says UTC, so it was probably just a little before 1:00 am his time. Which, drinking past midnight on a Wednesday night is still pretty sad.
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Watching movies made for literal children while getting wasted off Mr. Boston Butterscotch Schnapps till 2am on a Wednesday is what successful middle aged men do.
I'mThePatMan! said:
It's been more than 150 pages since I last checked Pat.
Has his BMI finally reached his book sales number?
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He remains the fattest man in Milwaukee. One of his books went on sale for $ 0.99 a piece a while ago, but nobody gave a shit.
Who could've thought?
 
Dean Pentel said:
Someone already mentioned this but I still wanted to add that trying to suture a wound in the field is a terrible idea, even if it's just skin. You'd need equipment you probably won't have (needles, needle drivers, suture line, fluids to potentially irrigate and clean the site, etc.), suturing without an anesthetic fucking hurts which means it'd be damn hard to get someone to stay still, and you're likely to give someone a massive infection outside a controlled environment.
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Didn’t they invent superglue during WW2 and use it to close wounds for exactly this reason?
 
Had this stuck in my head all week:

And I'm free
Free ballin
Yeah I'm free
Free ballin.

Apologies to the memory of Tom Petty.
 
Since I found out there’s a contact form at the bottom of Judge Judy’s homepage to submit your case for consideration, I’ve enjoyed pondering how glorious it would be to see Pat try (and fail) to hoodwink that American hero. He really thinks he’s fucking slick, just like all the other dumb niggers she puts in their place.

Pat, if you’re reading this, please consider settling one of your many thousands of internet beefs on this show. You’ll be famous, just like you’ve always wanted.

What could possibly go wrong? :popcorn:
 
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