💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I've scrolled a little bit through his posts and I don't know if he's a pest or just some based british boomer but this made me laugh my ass off:

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poopshoes said:
I've scrolled a little bit through his posts and I don't know if he's a pest or just some based british boomer but this made me laugh my ass off:

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A grown man who plays with Star Wars toys is calling someone else a virgin. Got it.

Edit to avoid double-post: Remember Leslie? She’s chiming in on the pests victory laps.

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I guess once you reach Peak Pat, there’s no going back.
 
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Since the topic of how shitty Fat's Mustang is has once again come up, I'd like to offer a much better 2006 Mustang GT for direct comparison.

Whether or not you like Matt Farah, there's some decent discussion in here about just how much work has to be done to make a 2006 GT even remotely comparable to a Coyote based Mustang with "bolt ons".


tl;dr it takes a centrifugal super charger (that sounds like it's "shushing" the entire road whenever you're off throttle), 10 pounds of boost, and about as much engine work as can be put into it without resorting to ridiculously priced modifications (as in MORE expensive than this already expensive build), insanely high octane fuel, NOS, or water injection systems while still remaining driveable and street legal to get to...wait for it...480WHP, which is basically what a Coyote will make with the very little aftermarket effort.
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You left out the most hilarious part. Those blocks are only good to 500hp. They literally crack in half once past that. Every time. Enjoy scrap or slow, child stalker.
 
Piggle Rick said:
Edit to avoid double-post: Remember Leslie? She’s chiming in on the pests victory laps.

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I guess once you reach Peak Pat, there’s no going back.
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Leslie is definitely one of my favorite characters in the expanded waistline universe, her arc has been hilarious. She went from a potential ally to a patposter in record time. Fatrick can't stop taking L's and making enemies, before long it'll just be him and the streetshitter.
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
Leslie is definitely one of my favorite characters in the expanded waistline universe, her arc has been hilarious. She went from a potential ally to a patposter in record time. Fatrick can't stop taking L's and making enemies, before long it'll just be him and the streetshitter.
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Oh, we'll still be there.

The sad funny FAT part is we're the closest thing Pat has to friends since we don't actively fuck with him like the funsters, we just point and laugh.

The bar on this one is quite low (unlike his weight, which is quite high).

Edit: Also, I think most of the people who have actually read his book reside here.
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
Leslie is definitely one of my favorite characters in the expanded waistline universe
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Don’t get too enthused though, the rest of her X activity is extremely pozzed - simping for troons and Biden etc. Retarded ongoing slapfight with a guy who wants books about sex fetishes banned from schools.
In a weird twist she also recently went after Jon Del Arroz. The PST orbit can get a bit odd.
 
An automatic clown said:
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Typically speaking, outside of getting it passed on from the mother, being unlucky or living in the the third-world, the people most likely to get herpes are those individuals so reckless, desperate and with standards so low they will throw any slight inkling of self-worth in the nearest dumpster upon being greeted with the merest possibility of actually getting to have sex with a genuine real living human person. Looking back I have plenty of regrets in regards to my early adulthood, but prior to meeting the woman who would eventually become my wife I was exceptionally promiscuous compared to the average person. I don't even know for sure what my exact "number" is, probably somewhere between 50-80, yet still I never contracted herpes or any other sexually transmitted contagion. Some of that is probably due to luck, but I believe the biggest reason for it is not quite the miracle Porky would seem to assert it is. I simply had enough self-restraint to walk away from an encounter if I suspected there might be anything amiss or which wasn't quite "clean" enough to my standards. Of particular note: I was once in a situation where the possibility of hooking up was all but guaranteed, but prior to sealing the deal she was thankfully decent enough to inform me that while she was actively medicated for it and had not had an outbreak for some time, she did have herpes. It was obvious that she was dejected by my reply, but I let her down as gently as I was able and declined to take things further. I still could have gone through with it; we most likely would have had a good time, the date would have ended much less awkwardly and I probably would have walked away just as clean as I was when I arrived as the likelihood of transmission from someone who is medicated and without active symptoms is extremely extremely low, but I didn't want to risk it. My point here is that it doesn't matter how attractive the person is (or, as would be the best possible case for Fatty, how less ugly they are than the goblinas you are most typically capable of snaring), one night of laying some pipe, even if it's the hottest 10 of all the 10's of all time, isn't worth the chance of contracting a curse that will stick with you until the day you die even if the odds are in your favor.

Moral of story: Fatrick most likely contracted herpes because he has no self-control, is ugly, desperate and retarded.

Also, he is fat.
 
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It's nice to see Patrick taking time out of his busy day to reply to a homosexual man suffering from HIV.
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EDIT: He's making even less sense now.
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This is very interesting to me, I've seen a lot of pat's responses but, I always wanted to see him actually reply to someone just stating clear as daylight, all his threats are empty words from a failure of a man. Here it is and he just replies the same old shit, fascinating really. Makes you think, what would it take for fatty to atcually concede he's a loser and LE doesn't give two shits about him? Will he make it to 80 years old? Just shitting in an adult diaper in a convalescent home mashing "Enjoy prison Ataker!" till he finally dies of heart disease?


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Think of all the colors Mustangs can come in.

Pat has a poop green colored one.
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The 2008 "Bullet edition" came in two colors and he doesn't even have the rarer/better Black, of those two factory options. The "Bullet" was for suckers, it was a half-assed attempt to make the original S197 more desirable, it had some "special" rims that you could buy and stick on any car with the same bolt pattern and it had a whopping %4 more power! When a car comes out after the initial few years it becomes just another car, nothing new or special, car guys start wait for a factory improvement or the next generation, the "bullit" was a way to re-market old/obsolete product. They did some minor tunes like tweaking the suspension which is fucking pointless on a solid rear axle vehicle, they added the %4 more power and then changed the rear differential gearing making it faster for a car with an engine that was never made for performance in the first place. I'm sure some salesman made a nice commission on Pat just like him buying that stupid fucking civilian PS90.

Honestly there are worse cars but, the idea fatty thinks he has a Ferarri 360, is just pathetic. I wish I lived near him, I'm sure I'd end up at some stop light next to him sooner or later to show him what the good engine S197 can do compared to his old/under powered 4.6.
 
Sneed-Vicious said:
Reading the last pest text I realized fatrick may believe(or maybe wants to convince others) that most of his trolls are in fact just Dan Mullen
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In some of his texts where he stupidly mistakenly believes the person is actually on his side and texting him to support him he reveals that yes, he believes it is mostly one person doing everything. Or at least he did before he uncovered Quasi's identity and his manipulation of the legal system thanks to his federal judge father.
 
lindsayfan said:
lol goddamn you, i'd forgotten about that, but now i'm annoyed again at it not being finished
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According to Porsalin he has nearly wrapped it up, hopefully we will see it before christmas. I think i recall him mentioning it is his biggest documentary yet and will probably be his last. So i'm expecting at least a 2-3 parter considering his mersh doc was over 4 hours and a 2 parter.

 
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