💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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It would be amusing if the pastor spoke on performative religion, and how it will not save you because God sees through it, and just casually pointed at Jack.
 
It's also damn likely that the tiktok he keeps following is Dylan Hollis, who does a bunch of fairly simple baking recipes which include that

Are you there God? It's me. Please, oh please let him do that Balogna cake that Dylan did a while ago. I can't find Dylan's video of that cake, but here's a review:


 
I like how the 'no fake meat' guy gets pissed that real chicken breasts come in non-standard shapes and dimensions.
But you don't understand, that means Fatty is going to have to suffer with eating a bite of sandwich that's mostly just... bread! the horror! Not only does it mean having to inhale food that isn't meat/cheese/grease, it'll either be leftovers he needs to give to the homeless or just a further delay in moving onto the next pile of slop he wants to consume.
 
I rarely go through Jack's Facebook profile. I decided to take a short trip over there, and found a treasure trove of disgrace (all screenshots were taken in the last hour) that nobody seems to have posted.

A warning to Jack's bitmoji haters, like @AnOminous: If these pics were enough to make me physically ill, I anticipate y'all will be needing hospitalization. Anyway, here are some hall of shamers...

More chinesium junk.
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>Severe mushmouth leads to text-to-speech hearing "John" instead of "Jesus."
>You just know he uses this as justification to not tip waitstaff. Fucker.
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Speaks for itself. What an utter, utter cunt.
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More animal abuse.
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Not a member of the JACK PACK Facebook group, and he hasn't posted the video to his CWJ channel. Maybe one of y'all could dig a little deeper?
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LOL...
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If Only You Knew How Bad Things Really Are
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Looks like the Scalfattys are going to take a trip out to CA. I like to imagine Jack sitting in his wheelchair, outside of the attractions that he's too crippled to go on, while his family has fun. Maybe he passes the time by sneakily shopping for twinks who enjoy older gentlemen on Grindr, and sees Junior's picture.
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Oh, goody! A chicken episode for once.
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I wouldn't put it past this idiot to smoke with the cover on.
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The explosion effect is very fitting, considering the date he posted this.
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Update on the new sets.
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>Yes Jack, it's hugely disappointing when you anticipate getting 6 inches of meat, but it turns out to only be 5.
>Holy shit, these faggots brought a ruler into Subway??
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Burnt to a crisp. Just like Betty White made them, I'm sure.
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Those two bitmojis may be the worst of all of them. Way worse than the praying one, or the one surrounded by hearts.
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>You just know he uses this as justification to not tip waitstaff. Fucker.
Stupid piece of shit. Even if you believe in tithing, it's ten percent of everything you have, mythical Stephanie only wants twenty percent of your bill. Also Jesus literally talked about the uselessness of people who tithed scrupulously down to the fuckin herbs in their kitchen, but ignored every huge issue like justice and mercy and faith.
 
Stupid piece of shit. Even if you believe in tithing, it's ten percent of everything you have, mythical Stephanie only wants twenty percent of your bill. Also Jesus literally talked about the uselessness of people who tithed scrupulously down to the fuckin herbs in their kitchen, but ignored every huge issue like justice and mercy and faith.
I think we can give Jack a bit of a pass though. I don't think his church wants 10% of his smokers and grills.
 
Here's a link to the event (it's a three day event beginning Sept 21st [today])

The description of the event doesn't change from day to day, and doesn't shed any light on what they're doing - it looks like you have to pick the schedule up in person, unfortunately. I'm struck by the random single quotation marks in the description:

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They have women's week next week, too. Perhaps Tammy will give a workshop on how to train your cuck
 
The bitmojis are indeed aneurysm-inducing, but I find it funny that they've actually gotten fatter like Jack has.
 
"It's liddurally a securty blanket for her"
t. Jagoff
No really, he really said that in one of the latest videos
I don’t know about you, but my dog really likes her harness because when I put it on her, it means we’re going for a walk. Not because it’s “lidurally a security blanket”

Hope just wants to walk. I hope someone in that family takes her out.
 
The photo of Jack jr having a staring contest with Hope is giving me a giggle.

His upper arms are as soft and doughey as a 45 year old pre menopausal box wine aunt.

What sort of dog is Hope allegedly supposed to be again? A Beagle??? She looks like some sort of terrier/collie mutt mix
 
It would have taken one Google search for "beagle puppy" for these idiots to know they were being sold a mutt, and they didn't even bother to do that before paying a shady breeder thousands.
I wonder if these dumb fucks still believe that's a beagle.
 
I hate how he acts like his shit never fucking stinks, meanwhile he's probably not far from waddling around the house in a Depends. Between that and having it soaked in your every being to be a narcissistic cunt, he's going to smell worse than anyone else. Edit: formatting

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Treating you wife’s. Strokebrain strikes again.
I hate how he acts like his shit never fucking stinks, meanwhile he's probably not far from waddling around the house in a Depends. Between that and having it soaked in your every being to be a narcissistic cunt, he's going to smell worse than anyone else. Edit: formatting

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This guy cant help but to dox himself in every situation.
 
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