"It's not worth the $6 and change when only half the sandwich has chicken" shows that the chicken piece is larger than the bun, just push it back to the center? And then he ends the video staring into the distance talking about a fucking breakfast platter that has nothing to do with the video?
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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“The music in the restaurant is loud, so I need to overlay this drum beat to avoid copyright strikes”
Are you serious? If the copyright is going to be a problem, then maybe you can solve it by leaving. Do the review outside like Dave Portnoy, or do it in the car if you care too much about acoustics. Overlaying music that drowns your voice out is so unprofessional, and shows a lack of problem-solving skills.
And this guy wants to “help people” by creating a shitty MCN? I don’t know what Jack can do to help.
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hilarious. i also enjoyed all the comments innocently inquiring about the drum beat.
a real food reviewer might take 5 seconds to tell the audience what a "nashville hot" style chicken sandwich even is... but jack's contempt and disinterest are hallmarks of his channel.
yass kripple kween, give us nothing! roll to lopsided glory
a real food reviewer might take 5 seconds to tell the audience what a "nashville hot" style chicken sandwich even is... but jack's contempt and disinterest are hallmarks of his channel.
yass kripple kween, give us nothing! roll to lopsided glory
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This, more than anything else is a testament to the fact that Jack does this only for his own ego.
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This is definitely why a lot of food reviewers just eat their food in the car or just do voice over.
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He literally can't be bothered to even do post-commentary editing where he just does the review on the audio channel with the footage he gathered. One and done, because fuck it it's a tax write off so he can eat slop.
Also, I just realized that odds are pretty good that whenever Jack does a baking thing it isn't just due to his demands for shurgrr due to it being "limited for him". It's also damn likely that the tiktok he keeps following is Dylan Hollis, who does a bunch of fairly simple baking recipes which include that Ice Cream cake and the Dump cake he fucking did. Jack's latent homosexuality and theft strikes once more.
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Remind me again, what was Jack's big bitchfit in the nuggies vs boneless wings debate? For someone obsessed with determining whether meat is fake or not, you'd think that he'd take that the chicken wasn't perfectly round to fit the bun as a mark of quality.
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I think it's just Jackee want wingies or something really arbitrary and stupid like that.
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The dull fast food reviews remind me that the Scalfatty clan is disincentivized to ever cook and eat a regular meal, because doing so isn't tax deductible. It's either Wendy's, some modified boxed cake recipe, or nothing.
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Jack just makes it too easy. Remember this one from August 2021?
There's also this one from 9/10.
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I mean, actual professionals generally just mute the video and do a time lapse/voiceover bit, and that can take care of the whole "copyrighted audio" problem.
But when you're a strokebrain like Jack, I imagine remembering what you thought 5 seconds ago is probably hard enough, never mind what you thought about whatever you ate 2 days ago.
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Has he joined Andrew Tate's 'War Room'?
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Of course the manchild has to “sing” “Ol McDonald” while promoting Mommywife cooking pork for his weekend getaway. He truly is like a child thinking that he’s helping mommy because he got to lick the barbecue sauce brush after she was done with it.
I guess on the plus side, if it’s Tammy cooking, then the chances of Jack creating a food poisoning outbreak are low-ish?
So who is escorting the wheelchair confined crip at this conference? Will it be Tammy, who never got and never will get “protection and support” from her leech of a husband? Or one of his few male friends that Jack totally wants to suck off?
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Get you wife's
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"treating you wife's with protection..."
Well, I certainly hope you are using protection on the rare occasions that Tammy decides to give your neglected Tic Tac some attention, Jack. It would be unconscionable if she were to contract a VD as a result of your activities with your down-low brothas.