More post-jail sightings megathread

[TheTourist]

HIS LOVE QUEST IS FINALLY OVER!

the love quest was over when he swam in lake Barbera. Now he's just out there racking up bodies like a chad.

 

[trash cat]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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A woman? Aka a female primate right? That's obviously a blurry chimpanzee.

What is the source of that video? Surveillance cameras at the zoo?

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

None of you have an excuse anymore.

 

[Lurker]

hi

the love quest was over when he swam in lake Barbera. Now he's just out there racking up bodies like a chad.

virginia tech has nothing on 14 branchland court

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Incel have no more excuses about not getting woman anymore.

If chris can get someone, then you can too! (Preferably not their mothers)

 

[xoodyak]

Put me in the screencap.

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

How long before this ends in disaster?

Six months, at the absolute maximum. I can’t see a way other than Chris fucking it up in one way or another.

 

[SoggyToeHolster]

This goes to show the powers of what just getting your dick wet can do in terms of properly getting you on track to interact with the opposite sex.

 

[Devious Dave]

Good for him

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

None of you have an excuse anymore.

I don't know, man. If this is really the order of the cosmos, I think I might be better off keeping my virginity.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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barb's getting NTR'd

 

[WelperHelper99]

How long before this ends in disaster?

At this rate of Chris getting wins, he's getting married and having 7 baby sonichus.

 

[Forgotten Beast]

An union so unholy it can only be captured by cursed 1990's camera technology.

 

[Pedophobe]

I wonder if he's still a "lesbian" at this point.

That dramatic return he teased like two weeks ago needs to hurry the fuck up. We have so many questions!!

 

[AnOminous]

It is time for fucking JIHAD!

 

[Finger Pistols]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Same vibes.


Mind you that Chris has always been "touchy" with women and doesn't know what personal space is. I don't know which on would be worse, that someone willingly is with Chris or Chris getting handsy with women again after the Barbussy incident.

 

[Top Skink]

man, imagine still being an incel in 2023

you are, quite literally, below the designation of autistic motherfucking loser.

 

[PermaLurker69]

The goverment doesn't want you to know, but the gfs in the insane asylum are free, you just have to go pick one up.

Thats prolly where chris got her.

 

[Pedophobe]

It is time for fucking JIHAD!

*Celebratory gunfire

 

[Fenrir Ratatoskr]

He looks like a vampire leaning over the body to drain it's blood.