Census 2023: Political Identity

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Gee, we're really just a bunch of nasty Nazis. So sad.

 

[Sneed Halation]

My political stance is that I want the public execution of all politicians, billionaires, and jews on live television, followed by all governments being replaced with an omniscient god-AI that is programmed to see humanity as it's collective pet (like an ant farm), where it passively puppets all human actions to improve their lives for the better, manipulating people to "coincidentally" find their ideal mates, jobs, and hobbies in a post-scarcity autonomous world while making them think it was all up to chance and their own decision making, while also subtly weeding out all undesirables through passive eugenics and/or "tragic unpreventable accidents" for the good of society.

So I'm gonna put down "Other", I suppose.

 

[RichardMongler]

I'm surprised by the number of people who voted Anarchist. Much of the votes were probably jokes, but for those that voted seriously, in what sense of the word are you Anarchist? Are you Individual Anarchists? Are you left-wing Anarchists? Are you right-wing Anarchists? Which writers, philosophers or thinkers influenced your respective worldviews?

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

I'm surprised by the number of people who voted Anarchist. Much of the votes were probably jokes, but for those that voted seriously, in what sense of the word are you Anarchist? Are you Individual Anarchists? Are you left-wing Anarchists? Are you right-wing Anarchists? Which writers, philosophers or thinkers influenced your respective worldviews?

i dont wipe my ass when i shit anarchists

 

[K!w!Fartz]

Surprised by how mixed it is.

 

[Allison's Chains]

Very based and redstarpilled but that's not what "lumpenproletariat" means.

Naw, transvestites are absolutely included. At best, they're Starbucks revolutionaries but they're nowhere to be found when hardwork is necessary. At worst, they're anti-revolutionary because the average person can't doesn't want to be around them let alone be involved in any movement that includes them.

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

I'm for whatever party keeps the USD high. I do most of my work online (hence my constant posting here during work hours), so I can work anywhere in the world and would like to consider relocating to a country where my dollar is worth a lot and then I don't have to worry about US Politics all that much.

 

[Dyn]

At best, they're Starbucks revolutionaries but they're nowhere to be found when hardwork is necessary. At worst, they're anti-revolutionary because the average person can't doesn't want to be around them let alone be involved in any movement that includes them.

Yes, they're petit-bourgeois degenerates, but they're class-conscious enough to know this. They're not a useful wedge to anybody but the reactionaries and imperialists and when the day of the rope finally comes we're going to need an entire People's Rope Factory dedicated to them.

 

[teriyakiburns]

I have refused to answer, because I'm quite frankly all over the place.

 

[Corette]

I didn't see option for Anarcho-monarchism, so I refuse to answer.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Is this for Dear Leader to find the belle whether for where the farms is heading and related to the question over A&N?

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

Everyone who failed to answer "refuse to answer" is lacking in irony appreciation.

 

[AnOminous]

I honestly hate all these words now. I picked "Liberal" because it's the closest fit. I would have picked "Progressive" about 10 years ago but that now means basically pedophile so no more. I would have meant it in the Teddy Roosevelt sense though. "Classical" liberal in the libertarian sense was also a possibility.

Fact is, though, people with my particular set of beliefs are completely unwelcome on the left at this point and basically considered alt-right Nazis.

The left in its current form needs to die or be radically reformulated because it is now authoritarian and (literally) fascist shit that worships the government and corporations.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

I think politics are gay & Rome had it right when they had the military cull a few thousand plebs whenever they got uppity.

 

[Not A. Yankee]

I'm surprised by the number of people who voted Anarchist. Much of the votes were probably jokes, but for those that voted seriously, in what sense of the word are you Anarchist? Are you Individual Anarchists? Are you left-wing Anarchists? Are you right-wing Anarchists? Which writers, philosophers or thinkers influenced your respective worldviews?

As I said before, I'm mostly influenced by Rothbard and Hoppe. The former's work on American economic history is particularly well written, and exposes all manner of corrupt backroom deals and scheming that the government took part in.

 

[Grotesquependulum]

Glad to see this is a Chud country

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I dont need hep B, that’s blood bourne and I’m not working with human tissues. and I’ve not had MMR (again, too old, it came out when I was past the age.) DTap I definitely would have.
I have had a series of rabies shots and they were awful.

What do you mean too old? Adults can get MMR doses. DTaP, too (apparently it's Tdap for older children and adults, but whatever). Recommended in most cases.

I'm currently not doing the poll because the data won't be worth the paper it's printed on given the obsessive commitment to shitposting and the number of ignorant reactionaries who do take themselves overseriously. That said, the ss above indicates the expected rightward tilt in general (authoritarian, conservative, lolbert* combined)

* I disagree this is synonymous with classical liberalism, especially as lived, but whatever.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I get you Taylor Swift.mp4

He should have stuck with the first story.
See a guy like that if he was smart would have more stories how he got that face than the Joker on the Dark Knight about how he got his scars.
Everytime it should be a different story.
Keep 'em guessing.
"Born like that" while sad, shows a distinct lack of imagination.

 

[エボラちゃん]

I don't fit any category but I picked anarchist because I do want to see the world burn.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I'm surprised by the number of people who voted Anarchist. Much of the votes were probably jokes, but for those that voted seriously, in what sense of the word are you Anarchist? Are you Individual Anarchists? Are you left-wing Anarchists? Are you right-wing Anarchists? Which writers, philosophers or thinkers influenced your respective worldviews?

There was no category for loli enjoyers so they had to go with anarchism
Actually wait
We also have loli enjoying in loberts

I don't fit any category but I picked anarchist because I do want to see the world burn.

No you don't