Census 2023: Political Identity

[Null]

People are arguing about political identity on the forum so here's a poll.

The poll is strictly self-id. Do not concern yourself with definitions. These results do not matter.

P.S. People seem concerned with the data for some reason so I promise to delete the poll after it's done.

 

[Big Brutus]

Thank you Null, very nice

 

[TV's Adam West]

I voted green party in 2016, haven't voted since. Voting is for chumps.

 

[Hitman One]

My political opinions? Depends who I'm trolling.

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

Closest I can describe myself is a Reformist. If only the party wasn't a complete joke after Perot's first bid.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Thank you Null!

 

[Manu7]

I'm a sneeder

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

I don't even know what to pick. We've progressed to "better" so now I want to conserve.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

I politically identify as a massive retard with an internet connection.

 

[Kees H]

Broken poll, I miss the racist option.

 

[JunkMan.exe]

Where's the gay furry option?

 

[LePigeon]

Retards will keep retarding no matter what the poll result is lol

 

[Breadbassket]

Thanks for the poll Null. Now we can finally find the real people to complain about and blame for all the site's problems.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

The only poll where your vote matters!

 

[Blackstar]

Centrist simply because both sides are really gay

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I put anarchist because of the cool t-shirts.

 

[Elmo]

Nice poll.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Politics are too volatile to base one's identity on. I identify as a Catholic and adjust my politics accordingly.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Libertarians are winning... maybe the trannies are right to shut this place down.

 

[Unique User Name]

I'm whatever is the opposite of most cops.