Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Pitbull Victim said:
*SunburntAphid - Woman who was shooting truly staggering amounts of heroin. Even when she posted about her arm leaking yellow fluid, TCC posters told her that rehab was useless and that she should just take acid instead.
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The above is the source of the catchphrase, "My nigga have u tried LSD." The full text is, "a man falls through the earth and into parisian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling 'my nigga have u tried lsd'".
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Pitbull Victim said:
*William Freund/forbbidenforum - extreme autist that came to TFR (the gun forum) for advice on what kind of buckshot would be best to defend his "puckins" on Halloween. Put on a cape and paintball mask then shotgunned a woman and her father before offing himself.
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He didn't actually ask what kind of buckshot would be best... he wanted to know where he could buy "hevi shot" which appears to be a very lethal kind of shot that posters were questioning the validity of using, which he said he wanted to use to shoot at "gangs" in "trucks" who go around shooting people's "puckins" on Halloween. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=1704519

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Pitbull Victim said:
*Kevin Dawes/Caro - mentally ill schizo poster and war tourist/wannabe medic in Libya and Syria. Other goons constantly tried to get him to take medication, but he always refused. Posted his home videos on Youtube during its wild west days, appeared to kill a guy with a Dragunov rifle in one of those videos. True extent of the mess he caused probably impossible to be accurately measured.
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Atrocity Guide did a video on him:

 
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Muskcarpone said:
Something Awful user Halo/Asshole Masonanie murdered a child. No, really, I'm not kidding.

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Whatever secular punishment he will receive will probably hurt him less than the permas he got for both of his accounts, though.

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He only got one kid? Even couch cuck managed to kill two 17 year olds before he shot himself. Kiwi Farms wins again.
 
Kwopsie Peepsie said:
He didn't actually ask what kind of buckshot would be best... he wanted to know where he could buy "hevi shot" which appears to be a very lethal kind of shot that posters were questioning the validity of using, which he said he wanted to use to shoot at "gangs" in "trucks" who go around shooting people's "puckins" on Halloween.
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Look, if you know a better way to protect your puckins, I'm all ears over here.
 
SIGSEGV said:
Kiwi Farms wins again.
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I swear. Everything I hate about the modern social internet is organized out of something awful. SJWs, pro-corporate censorship, Tranny grooming and virtue singling all got started by the goons on the early internet. Something awful was the worst of tumblr and Twitter before woke rainbow marketing was a thing. Goons make Reddit users look like MMA fighters and the French foreign legion combine. Pretty sure goons played a major role in turning the furry fandom in the 90s into the cancerous mess of today and helping popular fake Otaku culture.
 
fenny said:
I realize the most recent goon murderer was recognized by locals, but I wouldn't be surprised if admins didn't check every notable crime against children against their records just in case.
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There still admins and moderators, so I promise you that hasn't happened.
 
Kwopsie Peepsie said:
The above is the source of the catchphrase, "My nigga have u tried LSD." The full text is, "a man falls through the earth and into parisian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling 'my nigga have u tried lsd'". https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3551376&pagenumber=5&perpage=40#post416107388
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That's meant to be one of the funniest goon posts ever, and maybe it is, but I see posting that funny or better every day on Kiwifarms. Fuck, there's probably a post in the Pat Tomlinson thread alone each and every day that is as funny as that.

Of course it helps that SA, as well as Twitter, Reddit and other such places all banned being funny in case someone somewhere had a bad feel, so all the best shitposters came here or to other niche places like OnA or the Fediverse.
 
Battlefield2142EU said:
Pretty sure goons played a major role in turning the furry fandom in the 90s into the cancerous mess of today and helping popular fake Otaku culture.
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To be fair, back in the day, furries were tagged with fake stars of David that said "yiffie", then isolated into a separate sub forum and ultimately purged.

Unfortunately, decades later, furries were not only back but also received an official hand-wringing apology in the front page.

However, somebody in charge still had enough integrity to delete the apology, so kudos for that, I suppose.
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Muskcarpone said:
To be fair, back in the day, furries were tagged with fake stars of David that said "yiffie", then isolated into a separate sub forum and ultimately purged.

Unfortunately, decades later, furries were not only back but also received an official hand-wringing apology in the front page.

However, somebody in charge still had enough integrity to delete the apology, so kudos for that, I suppose.
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Lowtax did the retraction.

Kwopsie Peepsie said:
"hevi shot"
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Hevi-shot is a brand of mostly lead-free shotshells. The tungsten variety might be.... I dunno, useful in some situations.
 
Bunny Tracks said:
Real talk, this is horrific, and my heart breaks for the parents, especially the father.

This is something right out of a nightmare. You just had a great day spending time with your baby girl on her summer vacation. You bought her ice cream, and you're watching her ride on her scooter, and you're both laughing, and having a good time when suddenly you hear a gunshot. You immediately tell her get to back into the house, and she's literally gunned down in front of you right on the front steps by a hideous, obese ogre who looks like he just crawled out of the fucking gutter like some kind of sewer monster.

Fuck, man. That is sad.
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You know what? For once in my life I'll break my rules against Internet Tough Guy-ing because child murderers occupy the same rung in Hell as child molesters and if I continue being this angry I am going to punch my fucking computer screen until my hands bleed. And you know what? Give me the top hats, I can't keep this bottled up anymore. I've fucking had it. I'm fucking done. I cannot think of a single person in my years of life I have wanted dead more than this worthless piece of shit. Maybe Nathan Larson surpasses him, but not by much.

Anyone who harms a child deserves to lose their life permanently. This guy is on the list with Nathan Larson as people who I really, really, really wanted to stop breathing. And even though this is not a threat, I sincerely hope beyond hope that he dies so his worthless life can be snuffed out just like the poor 9-year old girl he killed. I want him alive to stand trial; when he goes to prison he can kill himself for all I care. Fuck this guy. Completely and sincerely, fuck this guy.

Let me be absolutely clear and unequivocal: I hope that Asshole Masonanie, the guy who killed a 9-year old, is decapitated slowly and painfully with a rusty knife so he chokes on his own blood until he breathes his last worthless breath in the fucking ground. I hope in prison, some inmate with a knife comes up to him and cuts him wide open. I hope that someone disembowels him in prison so cruelly and sadistically that he understands what it feels like to feel pain, needless pain that he inflicted on his victim. I hope that his inmates eat his fucking guts. I hope someone cuts his fucking eye out just like the bullet did to him. I hope one of the inmates is a father himself and proceeds to shank him like a fucking turkey. I hope they bury him under the prison and feed his guts to the fucking dogs. I hope he gets put through pain, so much pain he begs for it to end.

Yes, I'm angry. I was just as angry as Nathan Larson until he stopped eating and killed himself by hunger strike. He (Asshole Mcanonie) killed a fucking child. He murdered her with a gun. So I'm sorry if people think I'm mad - you're damn well right I'm mad, and sad, and upset at all this shit. She didn't deserve to die. If he dies, though, I'll quietly set off a firework outside my house and be glad that someone truly, truly revolting finally bit the bullet. Hopefully literally.
 
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