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Not sure if it's been reported yet, but apparently this guys head injury is because he was hit by his own bullet. I guess proving that God isn't All Mighty as he failed to have karma do it's thing. The father also lost his wife four years ago. Also murdered.
 
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AnOminous said:
Not big on "trigger warnings" but it is seriously disgusting.
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I couldn't believe it when the guy turned into Larry David; kvetching to the FBI agents about all the inconvenient moments of the murder and dismemberment: "You wouldn't BELIEVE how much blood came out of a body that SMALL! I couldn't BELIEVE it!. And I was SOOO exhausted and - As you know, I don't do well in DIS HEAT! So I was like, 'Fuhget this!. I'mma take a BREATHAH!.' Oh, and the VOMIT. THE VOMIT! Those stomach contents stahted pourin' out of the NECK! I had to light SO. MANY. STICKS OF INCENSE - My GOD; the SMELL! And she was HOMELY - How HOMELY she was!."
 
Brain Problems said:
Have any journalists showed up at Jeff's parents' house yet to ask why their son owns and operates a site that facilitates and condones child murder? Just asking!
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When Jeff starts saying the wrong things and airing out the wrong sets of dirty laundry. Until then, he and his merry band of spergs get to fly under the radar.

LeChampion1992 said:
I hope he gets fucking merced in prison, with charges like his, he is not going to survive in general population I fully expect him to be locked up with chomos for his protection.
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His future is adseg, for his own protection. Though, I fully expect him to troon out and use that as a sympathy ploy to get his time cut, gain privileges or even move to a women's facility.
 
Long Tongue Silver said:
When Jeff starts saying the wrong things and airing out the wrong sets of dirty laundry. Until then, he and his merry band of spergs get to fly under the radar.
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so there was a great interforum drama struggle session over Ukraine War thread in GBS.

CSPAM would invade because they support socailism which is what the USSR is.

GBS support Ukraine and hates USSR because putin aint down with queer shit.

Someone gets a blacksun AV, complains mods/admins dont know who bought it....lol.

Jeff gets his money from the D&D people hate buying AV and doesnt want to rock the boat if a mod/admin just blanks it then it sets a bad president Jeff was very sleepy i mean very sleepy then someone makes a twitter account calling SA facists and he wakes up and blanks the AV and gate AV arent allowed.

so jeff does take action for shit like that
 
Anne Hyroe said:
I imagine he would have liked to but was more concerned about checking on his poor daughter once the shooter was disarmed.

As he will for the rest of eternity.

I can only hope that the girl’s death was as fast and painless as possible. I can’t imagine the pain of her father, nor do I want to. Having your young child shot in front of your eyes while in a completely innocuous situation is a pain beyond bearing. I hope that he has a supportive family and that he is able to find some comfort from his faith or other community, along with memories of his daughter’s happy life rather than her tragic death. His daughter is at peace in the afterlife, may he be able to find some here.
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Maybe he can rise up like Eric Draven and avenge his wife and child by wiping out hood scum and goons.
 
jertzog said:
Any Canadian with working eyeballs and enough wits to reason their way out of a paper bag (which cost $0.15 before they crawled inside).
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They poop in public parks like Stanley Park in view of the public, then wipe their ass with their hands and go on public transport with civilized humans. They run nigger-tier drug smuggling gangs on the West coast.
 
repentance said:
Fuck.
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Sad thing is he has "severe mental health" problems so he probably wont even face jail time.
He was in critical condition when he shot himself in the scuffle he had with the father but looks to have made it sadly.
Luckily the father has made $50942 on his GFM for funeral expenses. Anything left over will help him to relocate.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Not sure if it's been reported yet, but apparently this guys head injury is because he was hit by his own bullet. I guess proving that God isn't All Mighty as he failed to have karma do it's thing. The father also lost his wife four years ago. Also murdered.
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Chicago is a family annihilator.
 
Matt Damon said:
This man is the platonic ideal of an SA goon.
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Perfect match for a pre troon out goon or the old school ones. I hope his executioner is incompetent (needing a few goes) and if no death penalty, may he be beaten up every day. Presumably Hurricane Electric will similarly restrict SA as they did to KF (well no, big corps or investors think meanness to troons worse than murdering little children).
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Not sure if it's been reported yet, but apparently this guys head injury is because he was hit by his own bullet. I guess proving that God isn't All Mighty as he failed to have karma do it's thing. The father also lost his wife four years ago. Also murdered.
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A bullet sending him to the bowels of hell to have his skin roasted and blistered for eternity would be justice. This simply is, as Bob Ross would say, a happy accident.

If he thinks a little girl riding her bike is loud and obnoxious, wait until he experiences the noise of a prison riot unarmed.

Shooting little girls is comparatively easy.
 
Prime Tony said:
I agree but the the farms haven't killed anybody, let alone an 8 year old child, or anything of that sort. It seems long as your site doesn't dare to criticize the hecking transgenderinos you're Teflon.
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Oh, I know, and I agree. I'm just saying I doubt many people are even aware this happened. I don't doubt if it became more widespread that it'd be brushed under the rug or whatever, though.
 
LonesomeDud said:
A bullet sending him to the bowels of hell to have his skin roasted and blistered for eternity would be justice. This simply is, as Bob Ross would say, a happy accident.

If he thinks a little girl riding her bike is loud and obnoxious, wait until he experiences the noise of a prison riot unarmed.

Shooting little girls is comparatively easy.
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They're going to try and put him a forensic psychiatric hospital, so that'll at least be even worse for him. People are screaming non stop 24/7 in those,
 
Murdering a child? That's a big YIKES from me.

Anonymus Fluhre said:
I find Sikhs to be great people unless you piss them off like how the Indians did and found that that was the worst decision they could ever make. They're harder working people than anyone you'd find coming from Fiji, they smell better than any Indian, and you don't hear about their restaurants closing down because of health complaints after the health inspector found feces in the food or dead mice/ rats behind the fryer. They're also easier to understand as they seem to take the time to learn the language of the land they move to. Their women also tend to be better looking than your typical Indian. Probably why they like to make sure their women show off their looks as covering their faces "suppressed the personality of women and reflected their inferior status"
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My cousin's weird Arizona enclave aside, most Sikhs are Indians and generally whatever issues I've had with them are the same issues I have with Indians, but to a much smaller degree. I've never had a Sikh stink up the break room with curry in the microwave.
 
Sikhs are based and were the only people the British Empire trusted to make the poos behave during the Raj. They're friendly and know how to party without behaving like dicks, even when drunk, but if you fuck with them and their families they will gut you like a fish. Frankly they make better Americans than most Americans and better Brits than most Brits.
 
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