🪦 Deceased Randy Stair / Andrew Blaze / PioneersProductions & Ember's Ghost Squad (EGS) - Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Tiny Cult Left in his Wake

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Maybe I'm being overly optimistic, but I think this is for the better. Shelving the character after a mentally unstable fella went literally ballistic was the wrong move because it ensured that tragedy was the last thing she was ever associated with. I could get withholding an episode already made with her for a while, but refusing to use the character is surrendering to a dead guy.
Am I the only one who thinks nobody at Nickelodeon, Butch Hartman included, is aware of Randy's existence? Or at the very least, heard about the case briefly but completely forgot about it afterwards or doens't even give a crap??

He also spared a coworker who didn't realise what was going on because she was wearing headphones but they looked at each other and he walked off to kill himself, or shoot candy bars, I don't know
What's even funnier is that on multiple times, Randy talked about how he was going to shoot that particular coworker on both of his journal and last videos
 
What's even funnier is that on multiple times, Randy talked about how he was going to shoot that particular coworker on both of his journal and last videos
Maybe he spared her because he didn't have the strength left in his noodle arms and needed to save it to use on himself :story:
 
Randy didn't miss; he was intentionally shooting the items on the shelves because he'd got annoyed in a previous video about how "the store doesn't have to be perfect!" which implies to me that his boss chewed him out a few times because he couldn't be bothered to line up a row of Cornflakes neatly. He wanted to cause as much destruction to the store itself as possible because it represented having responsibility, being a grown up, being held accountable to somebody else, being told what to do, etc, hence his botched attempt at using the propane tanks as bombs. His attack was also in the very early hours of the morning when the store was probably closed to the general public. He also spared a coworker who didn't realise what was going on because she was wearing headphones but they looked at each other and he walked off to kill himself, or shoot candy bars, I don't know

Randy wrote on the SBB forum that "the adrenaline of killing had probably worn off by then and they just wanted an end to it all at that point" and was projecting like a fucking IMAX when he wrote that

He's not funny because he "wasn't a good shot," he's funny because he's pathetic in both life and death
True, but unless he markedly improved from his practise video I daresay he missed a lot too, that faggot was trying to one hand pistol grip shotguns and his arms were the most pathetically twiggy arms on a 20 year old man I've ever seen.
He also had immense difficulty even hitting anything from less than 3 yards with a fucking 12 gauge, Randy Stairs is quite possibly the worst shot I have ever seen in my life.
 
True, but unless he markedly improved from his practise video I daresay he missed a lot too, that faggot was trying to one hand pistol grip shotguns and his arms were the most pathetically twiggy arms on a 20 year old man I've ever seen.
He also had immense difficulty even hitting anything from less than 3 yards with a fucking 12 gauge, Randy Stairs is quite possibly the worst shot I have ever seen in my life.
*was/were
 
I have to admit, the Ember McLain “Remember” song is pretty catchy, have got it stuck in my head for a while now.

What's even funnier is that on multiple times, Randy talked about how he was going to shoot that particular coworker on both of his journal and last videos
Before the day: “FUCK YOU IN PARTICULAR”
On the day: “actually nvm you’re fine”
 
I actually do have fond memories rewatching that scene back in 2006 as a child.
I can actually see randy then the smae age seeing ember appear in a puff of that blue smoke when the tour bus pulled up and thinking to himself "whoa..what a girl, but she's just lines and ink." And that thought lead to an obsession that eventually turned into his tard tantrum that was the weis shooting.



So maybe nick and the devs of brawl 2 are either blissfully unaware of the stigma ember carries, or they're trying to move on from it not realizing it's essentially giving randy what he wanted. His undead love is immortalized in a video game I think he'd be clamoring over if he was with us now.

I mean as I've said before this thread may be in the lolcows of history forum but unlike randy it'll never stay dead.
 
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